Postgame Mortem Quotes

Postgame Mortem is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Postgame Mortem ended its run in 1970.

Postgame Mortem Quotes

• (Heather Button) "Who was that on the phone?"
• (Logan Echolls) "Just your brother-in-law."

• (Keith Mars) "If you've eaten any of this breakfast, you now owe me. Invoices have to go out today. See you at the office."
• (Veronica Mars) "And I always fall for it."

• (Dick Casablancas) "It's a sad state of affairs when I'm the academic on the balcony."

• (Keith Mars) "It's as bad as she says? Lamb's going after the kid?"
• (Cliff McCormack) "Well, he was thinking very hard about it. Or he really had to pee. It's hard to tell with that man."

• (Hotel Manager) "Mr. Echolls, I'm more than happy to give you your hamburger. We'd just like to take some of our trays."
• (Logan Echolls) "Leave the food and go."
• (Jeff Ratner) "We're out of salt and pepper shakers."
• (Hotel Manager) "I'm afraid I can't do that, sir."
• (Hotel Manager) "We're running out of salt and pepper shakers. This needs to stop."

• (Dick Casablancas) "I live here, too, you know. This is my home. People walk in, they don't think, "This little clean area is Dick's, and the hidden bottles of urine are Logan's." They think "Silence of the Lambs basement," and their desire to get naked near me takes a nose dive."

• (Unnamed) "I've got a dedication going out from a very sad boy to a very special girl. So if you're out there, and you're listening, Veronica, this is from Logan. He's sorry, girl, and he wants you back."
• (Unnamed) "Now I'm broken/And I'm faded/I'm half the man I thought I would be/But you can have what's left of me- --"
• (Jeff Ratner) "Take it from the guy who has to clean up after him. You don't want what's left of Logan Echolls. He just lies around in bed all day and smells."

• (Veronica Mars) "Dad, do me a favor."
• (Keith Mars) "Anything."
• (Veronica Mars) "Don't get murdered."

• (Melinda Button) "You called me a freak."
• (Dick Casablancas) "I called your toes freakish. I didn't call you a freak. It's supposed to go big toe, little toe, and then on down the line, not big toe, bigger toe."

• (Logan Echolls) "Will this require math? 'Cuz I'm bad at math."
• (Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie) "I'll do the math. You just be male. And drive."

• (Logan Echolls) "You do the math. I'll drive."

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