Pootie Tang Quotes

Pootie Tang is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Pootie Tang ended its run in 1970.

It features Caldecot Chubb, David Gale, and Ali LeRoi; Chris Rock as producer, Quincy Jones III; Prince Paul in charge of musical score, and Willy Kurant as head of cinematography.

Pootie Tang is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Pootie Tang is 81 minutes long. Pootie Tang is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Lance Crouther as Pootie Tang, J. B. Smoove as Trucky, Wanda Sykes as Biggie Shorty, and Reg E. Cathey as Dirty Dee.

Pootie Tang Quotes

Lance Crouther as Pootie Tang

• (Lance Crouther) "See, my damie, Pootie Tang don't wa-da-tah to the shama cow -- 'cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?"

• (Lance Crouther) "I gots to say na nay no."

• (Lance Crouther) "Cole me on the panny sty."
• (Bob Costas) "-- I'm sorry. What was that?"
• (Lance Crouther) "Cole; Cole me on the panny sty."
• (Bob Costas) "What the hell are you talking about?"
• (Lance Crouther) "-- Cole me down on the panny sty?"
• (Bob Costas) "Oh, cole me down on the panny sty. All right."

• (Lance Crouther) "Dirty Dee, you're a baddy daddy lamatai tebby chai."

• (Lance Crouther) "Baby, I'm going to sine your pitty on the runny kine."

• (Lance Crouther) "Kapa-Chow."

Wanda Sykes as Biggie Shorty

• (Wanda Sykes) "You think that just cuz a girl likes to dress fancy and stand on the corner next to some whores, that she's hookin?"

Reg E. Cathey as Dirty Dee

• (Reg E. Cathey) "Yeah hehehehe Cappatown my ASS."

J. B. Smoove as Trucky

• (J. B. Smoove) "You can't beat a ho with a belt -- they like that s***."

• (J. B. Smoove) "It was incredible. Only the third time a man had been mauled by a gorilla at that steel mill, that month."

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