Polymorph (Red Dwarf) Quotes

Polymorph (Red Dwarf) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Polymorph ended its run in 1970.

Polymorph (Red Dwarf) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard and hit it fast with a major; and I mean major; leaflet campaign."

• (Unnamed) "Erm, I think we're all beginning to lose sight of the real issue here, which is: what are we going to call ourselves? And I think it comes down to a choice between "The League Against Salivating Monsters," or; and this is my personal preference; "The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society." Erm, one drawback with that; the abbreviation is C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S."

• (Unnamed) "What about the Rimmer Directive that states quite clearly, "Never tangle with anything that's got more teeth than the entire Osmond family"?"

• (title card) "This week's Red Dwarf contains scenes that are unsuitable for younger viewers and people of a nervous disposition. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED"

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