Police Academy (film) Quotes

Police Academy (film) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Police Academy ended in 1970.

It features Paul Maslansky as producer, Robert Folk in charge of musical score, and Michael D. Margulies as head of cinematography.

Police Academy (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Police Academy (film) is 96 minutes long. Police Academy (film) is distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures.

The cast includes: Steve Guttenberg as Carey Mahoney, Bubba Smith as Moses Hightower, Andrew Rubin as George Martin, Donovan Scott as Cadet Leslie Barbara, George Gaynes as Cmndt. Eric Lassard, Scott Thomson as Cadet Chad Copeland, Kim Cattrall as Cadet Karen Thompson, and Debralee Scott as Mrs. Fackler.

Police Academy (film) Quotes

Steve Guttenberg as Carey Mahoney

• (Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris) "Mahoney. Remember, that nobody screws with me."
• (Steve Guttenberg) "Well, maybe you'll meet the right girl and all that will change."

• (Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris) "You make me sick."
• (Steve Guttenberg) "Thank you, sir. I make everybody sick."

• (Steve Guttenberg) "You didn't hit the brakes."
• (Bubba Smith) "You didn't tell me to."

• (Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris) "You told, no one?"
• (Steve Guttenberg) "Not a soul."

Debralee Scott as Mrs. Fackler

• (Debralee Scott) "You move this car another inch and you're finished, mister. You hear me?"

Scott Thomson as Cadet Chad Copeland

• (Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris) "Hey. Why didn't you guys call me this weekend?"
• (Cadet Kyle Blankes) "Well, nothing really happened, sir."
• (Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris) "There was a party, wasn't there?"
• (Cadet Kyle Blankes) "Yes, sir."
• (Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris) "Well, what went on?"
• (Scott Thomson) "Dancing, sir. Mostly dancing."
• (Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris) "Dancing?"

• (Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris) "What is it? What is it?"
• (Scott Thomson) "She ran over my feet."
• (Cadet Laverne Hooks) "Oh, I'm sorry. I really am."
• (Scott Thomson) "Sorry? You dumb, fat nincompoop."

• (Scott Thomson) "Boy, there sure are a lot of spades around here."
• (Scott Thomson) "Which I think is good. Very good for the Academy."

• (Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris) "Well, well, well -- I told you not to try me, boy. Stand up."
• (Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris) "Now, I want you two squad leaders to take Mr. Mahoney here, and run him until he throws up."
• (Scott Thomson) "Yes, sir."
• (Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris) "Then, just after he throws up -- run him some more."
• (Scott Thomson) "Yes, sir."
• (Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris) "You are going to learn, Mahoney, that nobody; nobody; screws with me."

George Gaynes as Cmndt. Eric Lassard

• (George Gaynes) "Now this first SLIIIDE -- shows a very, very interesting thing: our main building. On slide -- TWO. We see other view -- of -- IT. Oh, my God, you wouldn't believe it."

• (George Gaynes) "What's wrong with this man?"
• (Donovan Scott) "There was gunplay, sir, and he missed it."

• (George Gaynes) "You men stop that."
• (George Gaynes) "Oh -- OHHH. Well. That's more like it, Mahoney. Good man. Keep up the good work."
• (Steve Guttenberg) "Yes, sir."

Bubba Smith as Moses Hightower

• (Bubba Smith) "I was a florist."
• (Steve Guttenberg) "A florist?"
• (Bubba Smith) "Yeah, you know, flowers and s***."

Andrew Rubin as George Martin

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Donovan Scott as Cadet Leslie Barbara

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