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Police Academy 3: Back in Training Quotes

Police Academy 3: Back in Training is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Police Academy 3: Back in Training ended its run in 1970.

It features Paul Maslansky as producer, Robert Folk in charge of musical score, and Robert Saad as head of cinematography.

Police Academy 3: Back in Training is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Police Academy 3: Back in Training is 83 minutes long. Police Academy 3: Back in Training is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Lance Kinsey as Capt. Proctor, Brian Tochi as Cadet Nogata, George Gaynes as Cmndt. Lassard, Steve Guttenberg as Sgt. Carey Mahoney, Marion Ramsey as Sgt. Laverne Hooks, Bobcat Goldthwait as Cadet Zed, Art Metrano as Cmndt. Mauser, Shawn Weatherly as Cadet Karen Adams, David Graf as Sgt. Eugene Tackleberry, and Michael Winslow as Sgt. Larvelle Jones.

Police Academy 3: Back in Training Quotes

David Graf as Sgt. Eugene Tackleberry

  • (David Graf) "Excuse me sir, this is a non-smoking area. I'm gonna' have to ask you to distinguish that cigar."
  • (Unnamed) "Drop dead. I'll put it out when I'm finished."
  • (David Graf) "You'll put it out now mister."

Art Metrano as Cmndt. Mauser

  • (Art Metrano) "Good tall -- Good Strong."
  • (Art Metrano) "And who might you be?"
  • (Brian Tochi) "Atomical Nogata of Tochikawa Nogatas. And is this your lovely wife?"
  • (Art Metrano) "Proctor."
  • (Lance Kinsey) "Yes, sir."
  • (Art Metrano) "What's the story about Fu Manchu?"
  • (Lance Kinsey) "Fu manchu. I don't have a Fu Manchu."
  • (Art Metrano) "I'm talking about the stir fried shrimp from out of town."
  • (Lance Kinsey) "Oh, he's with the Tochikawa Highway Patrol, part of the exchange program here to study our methods."
  • (Art Metrano) "I'm not teaching my cadets how to use a wok."
  • (Lance Kinsey) "Noooooooo."
  • (Art Metrano) "Ship him off to Lassard's. He'll fit in perfectly over there. They could use a good sushi chef."
  • (Unnamed) "Why beat around the bush, Mauser? Just get down on your knees and kiss his ass."
  • (Art Metrano) "I don't need any tactical advice from you, Callahan."
  • (Art Metrano) "-- good tall, good strong. And who might you be?"
  • (Brian Tochi) "Atochigowa Noagata, of Tochigowa, Nogatas. And is this your lovely wife?"
  • (Art Metrano) "Proctor."
  • (Lance Kinsey) "Yes sir."
  • (Art Metrano) "What's the story here with Fun Manchu?"
  • (Lance Kinsey) "Fu Manchu? I don't have a Fu Manchu."
  • (Art Metrano) "I'm talking about the stir-fried shrimp from outta' town."
  • (Lance Kinsey) "Oh, he's part of an international exchange programme; here to study our methods."
  • (Art Metrano) "I'm not teaching our cadets how to use a wok."
  • (Lance Kinsey) "Nyuuuugh."
  • (Art Metrano) "Ship him off to Lassard's academy, he'll fit in perfectly over there. They could use a good sushi chef. No offense, huh?"
  • (Brian Tochi) "Arigatoo, thank you."
  • (Art Metrano) "Kiss my what?"
  • (Art Metrano) "I don't want him here. Put him in with Lassard's academy. He'll fit in just fine."
  • (Lance Kinsey) "Yes sir."

Lance Kinsey as Capt. Proctor

  • (Lance Kinsey) "Mahoney must think he's as dumb as we are."

Michael Winslow as Sgt. Larvelle Jones

  • (Michael Winslow) "At this time -- I would like to introduce -- to all of you -- my instructor -- the man who taught me -- how to fight."
  • (Michael Winslow) "Please welcome -- if you will -- Sgt. John Turney."

Brian Tochi as Cadet Nogata

  • (Brian Tochi) "In my country it is written: only kiss from beautiful woman can compare to a petal of a rose."
  • (Brian Tochi) "Babe."
  • (Unnamed) "In America, talk is cheap."
  • (Brian Tochi) "I love America."

Bobcat Goldthwait as Cadet Zed

  • (Bobcat Goldthwait) "Get out of my way."
  • (Bobcat Goldthwait) "Nice bike. Where do you put the batteries?"

George Gaynes as Cmndt. Lassard

  • (George Gaynes) "AHH. MAHONEY."
  • (George Gaynes) "Thanks, Mahoney."
  • (Steve Guttenberg) "Your welcome, sir."

Shawn Weatherly as Cadet Karen Adams

  • (Shawn Weatherly) "You see this ear, Mahoney? It's a finely tuned crap detector."
  • (Steve Guttenberg) "Oh, and what a lovely ear it is. If I blow in it, will you follow me anywhere?"

Marion Ramsey as Sgt. Laverne Hooks

  • (Marion Ramsey) "Oops, I've got the wrong keys. I'll be right back."
  • (Bobcat Goldthwait) "Hey, that's no problem."

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