Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment Quotes

Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment stopped airing in 1970.

It features Paul Maslansky as producer, Robert Folk in charge of musical score, and James Crabe as head of cinematography.

Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment is 87 minutes long. Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Steve Guttenberg as Mahoney, Art Metrano as Lt. Mauser, Howard Hesseman as Capt. Peter 'Pete' Lassard, George Gaynes as Cmdt. Eric Lassard, George R. Robertson as Chief Hurst, and Bubba Smith as Officer Moses Hightower.

Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment Quotes

Art Metrano as Lt. Mauser

• (Art Metrano) "That is all. Thanks for your time."
• (Unnamed) "What about me, sir? Don't I get a car?"
• (Art Metrano) ""Oh, what about me sir? Don't I get a car?" No, you don't get a car. You get a nice little chair and a nice little desk and a nice little office for your nice little voice."
• (Unnamed) "Asshole."
• (Art Metrano) "That's two."

• (Art Metrano) "Hey, wait a minute. My hands are stuck with my head. What the f***?"

• (Art Metrano) "You're not playing with a full deck, are you?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, I don't play cards."

• (Art Metrano) "Let me see your piece. Why isn't there any ammo in here?"
• (Unnamed) "I was afraid it would go off."
• (Art Metrano) "Oh, you were afraid it would go off were you? That's one on Hooks"

George R. Robertson as Chief Hurst

• (George R. Robertson) "It's official, Captain Lassard. This is now the worst precinct in the entire city. Burglary up 25%, armed robbery up 30%, vandalism up 44%."
• (Art Metrano) "Actually, Chief, if you'd look, burglary is actually up 48%."
• (George R. Robertson) "Thank you. Who are you?"
• (Art Metrano) "Mauser, sir. M as in man A-U, S as in Sam."
• (Howard Hesseman) "Oh, shut up and sit down, Mauser. He asked for your name, not your biography."
• (Art Metrano) "E-R, sir."

Steve Guttenberg as Mahoney

• (Steve Guttenberg) "Never fool with a fuzz ball."

• (Unnamed) "Look at that. A half eaten chocolate bar. It's hardly been touched. Do you want some?"
• (Steve Guttenberg) "No thanks."

• (Steve Guttenberg) "So what is this place? It smells like animals."
• (Unnamed) "They took him to my place?"

• (Unnamed) "Oh I'm sorry, would you like some?"
• (Steve Guttenberg) "I'm on a diet."

George Gaynes as Cmdt. Eric Lassard

• (George Gaynes) "This fish is boiling."
• (Unnamed) "Oh you want stir fry?"

Howard Hesseman as Capt. Peter 'Pete' Lassard

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Bubba Smith as Officer Moses Hightower

• (Unnamed) "Hightower."
• (Bubba Smith) "Yo."
• (Art Metrano) "Yo?"
• (Bubba Smith) "Yo, sir."
• (Art Metrano) "Yo, sir -- You must be from the south. That's "Yes, sir." You got foot patrol."

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