Platinum Blonde (film) Quotes

Platinum Blonde (film) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Platinum Blonde ended in 1970.

It features Harry Cohn as producer, David Broekman (uncredited) in charge of musical score, and Joseph Walker (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Platinum Blonde (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Platinum Blonde (film) is 89 mins. long. Platinum Blonde (film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Robert Williams as Stew Smith, Jean Harlow as Anne Schuyler, and Loretta Young as Gallagher.

Platinum Blonde (film) Quotes

Robert Williams as Stew Smith

• (Unnamed) "You know what to do in a drawing room?"
• (Robert Williams) "It isn't a question of knowing what to do -- it's knowing how to get IN one that counts."

• (Robert Williams) "I know what's wrong. I'm colorblind. That's what wrong, I'm colorblind. I've been sitting here for a half-hour looking at you, and I don't know yet whether your eyes are blue or violet."

• (Robert Williams) "Well, Gallagher."
• (Loretta Young) "Hi."
• (Robert Williams) "Ohhh, I'm glad to see you. Hello, Hank, how are you?"
• (Hank) "Oh, fine, but kind of thirsty --"
• (Robert Williams) "Thirsty? Come right in, I'll get you a drink, huh?"
• (Hank) "Oh, say, uh, you remember Joe?"
• (Robert Williams) "Sure."
• (Hank) "Well, I sort of invited him in to bend an elbow with us."
• (Robert Williams) "'Sall right, 'sall right, 'sall right, bring him in."
• (Hank) "Come on, Joe, it's all right."
• (Joe) "All right."
• (Robert Williams) "Hello, Joe."
• (Joe) "Hello, kid, how are you?"
• (Robert Williams) "Glad to see you, kid."
• (Joe) "Say, just a minute."
• (Robert Williams) "Yeah?"
• (Joe) "Johnson's outside. You don't mind if he comes in and dips the beak, do ya?"
• (Robert Williams) "No, no, bring him in. More the merrier."
• (Joe) "Hey, come on, come on."
• (Robert Williams) "Hi, Johnson."
• (Johnson) "Hello, Stew old pal, how are you?"
• (Robert Williams) "Glad to see you."
• (Johnson) "I'm glad to see you."
• (Robert Williams) "Come on in, come on in."
• (Johnson) "Say, lookit, wait a minute. I've got two of the boys I brought along with me, they're cruising around with nothing to do -- you don't mind if I bring them in?"
• (Robert Williams) "You brought two of them?"
• (Johnson) "Yes."
• (Robert Williams) "That's all right, bring 'em in --"
• (Johnson) "Come on in."
• (Robert Williams) "-- well, what's the difference?"

• (Unnamed) "Anne asked me, uh, to come and see you about the divorce."
• (Robert Williams) "She did?"
• (Unnamed) "She wants me to arrange the financial settlement."
• (Robert Williams) "Listen, Grayson, I got 106 bucks and 75 cents in the bank. Now Anne can have any part of that she wants, but she's got to hurry, because I'm spending it awful fast."
• (Unnamed) "You don't seem to understand. Anne doesn't expect anything from you. We would like to know how much YOU would want to --"
• (Robert Williams) "Now wait a minute. Do I get from you that she wants to pay ME alimony?"

• (Robert Williams) "Yeah, I know those bluenoses. Their ancestors refused to come over on the Mayflower because they didn't want to rub elbows with the tourists -- so they swam over."

• (Robert Williams) "What country is this library in? Miss Schuyler, how about car fare back to the front door, huh?"

• (Robert Williams) "I am white, male and over 21. I've never been in jail -- that is, not often. And I prefer Scotch to bourbon, I hate carrots, I hate peas, I like bad coffee, and I hate garters. I make seventy-five bucks a week, and I got eight hundred and forty-seven bucks in the bank -- and I don't know yet whether your eyes are blue or violet."
• (Jean Harlow) "That's because you're too far away, Stew."

• (Robert Williams) "Say, I interviewed a swell guy the other day: Einstein. Yeh, swell guy. Little eccentric, but a swell; doesn't wear, doesn't wear any garters. Neither do I, as a matter of fact."

• (Unnamed) "No use you you hanging around here. Just buy a copy of the Tribune, read it over, then make a rewrite -- you can use it for your last edition."
• (Robert Williams) "It'll never make the last edition. It'll take me four hours to translate your story into English."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, is that so?"
• (Robert Williams) "I'm afraid. Take your hat off, might make an impression."
• (Robert Williams) "Impossible. Put it on again."

Jean Harlow as Anne Schuyler

• (Unnamed) "Where were you yesterday?"
• (Jean Harlow) "Oh, Stew and I went for a long ride. Dexter, is there any finishing school we could sent him to?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes; Sing Sing."

Add or Update Quotes

If you have a quote to add or change and want to let us know, please fill in the form below. Include the time in the film/video if possible so we can find it.