Pilot (Sit Down, Shut Up) Quotes

Pilot (Sit Down, Shut Up) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Pilot stopped airing in 1970.

Pilot (Sit Down, Shut Up) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Quiet down."

• (Unnamed) "Babies are gifts from God. Drummers are creeps."

• (Unnamed) "Yeah, right. If you were half the man that I am woman, I'd make you try."
• (Unnamed) "Please. I have more man in my little pinky than you have in your whole woman."
• (Unnamed) "Well, I have more woman-pinky in my man-whole than I've ever had man-pinky in my; wait, who's what, now?"

• (Unnamed) "I have no reaction."

• (Unnamed) "I need a catchphrase."

• (Unnamed) "If I believed in reincarnation, I'd kill myself tonight."

• (Unnamed) "Catchphrases are for losers. TM MMIX ENNIS HOFFTARD"

• (Unnamed) "No."

• (Unnamed) "Why can't someone else teach P.E.?"

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