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Pilot (Rick and Morty) Quotes

Pilot (Rick and Morty) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Pilot stopped airing in 1970.

Pilot (Rick and Morty) Quotes

  • (Child Morty Jr.) "You're like Hitler but Hitler cared about Germany or something."
  • (Jerry) "Since we're fighting, if you ever have an affair with that guy, I will come to the hotel room and blow my brains out all over your naked bodies."
  • (Child Morty Jr.) "I mean, you know, I-I don't want to shoot nobody."
  • (Rick) "They're just robots, Morty. It's okay to shoot them. They're robots."
  • (Unnamed) "Aah. My leg is shot off."
  • (Unnamed) "Glenn's bleeding to death."
  • (Child Morty Jr.) "Someone call his wife and children."
  • (Child Morty Jr.) "They're not robots, Rick."
  • (Rick) "It's a figure of speech, Morty. They're bureaucrats.I don't respect them."
  • (Rick) "I'm sorry, Morty. It's a bummer. In reality, you're as dumb as they come. But I needed those seeds real bad and I had to give 'em up just to get your parents off my back. So now we're gonna have to go get more. And then we're gonna go on even more adventures after that, Morty. And you're gonna keep your mouth shut about 'em, Morty. Because the world is full of idiots that don't understand what's important. And they'll tear us apart, Morty. But if you stick with me, I'm gonna accomplish great things, Morty. And you're gonna be a part of 'em. And together we're gonna run around, Morty, we're gonna do all kinds of wonderful things, Morty. Just you and me, Morty. The outside world is our enemy, Morty. We're the only"
  • (Rick) "friends we've got, Morty. It's just Rick and Morty. Rrrick and Morty and their adventures, Morty. Rick and Morty, forever and forever, a hundred years Rick and Morty, s -- things. Me and Rick and Morty runnin' around and Rick and Morty time. Aaall day long forever. All, a hundred days Rick and Morty forever a hundred times. Over and over Rick and Morty adventures dot com W W W dot Rick and Morty dot com W W W Rick and Morty adventures all hundred years. Every minute Rick and Morty dot com W W W hundred times Rick and Morty dot com."
  • (Rick) "What, so everyone's supposed to sleep every single night now? Y-you realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?"

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