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Pilot (One Tree Hill) Quotes

Pilot (One Tree Hill) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Pilot completed its run in 1970.

Pilot (One Tree Hill) Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "The magazine pages are sticky again, little perv. Hey, Lucas. Have you been reading this?"
  • (Unnamed) "I don't know, Haley. Is that the "Why do I hang out with these people?" issue, because your on the cover of that, right?"
  • (Unnamed) "Actually it's the "My best friend is an idiot" issue, and there you are."
  • (Unnamed) "Can I ask you a question?"
  • (Unnamed) "It's a free country."
  • (Unnamed) "Why are you a cheerleader? I mean, no offense or anything, but you're about the least cheery person I know."
  • (Unnamed) "Come on, let me give you a ride. I'll let you insult me."
  • (Unnamed) "First of all, you don't know me. Second of all, you don't know me. God, why are guys suck jerks?"
  • (Unnamed) "Guys or Nathan?"
  • (Unnamed) "Him. You."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't know. We share the same father."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, I heard that. He's kind of an ass. That must suck, having to see him around."
  • (Unnamed) "For my mom. I never knew him."
  • (Unnamed) "But she told you he was your dad?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, eventually. We used to play in junior leagues together, me and Nathan."
  • (Unnamed) "Basketball?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah. And I loved it, and I was good at it. Have you ever had something that you knew that you were better at than almost anybody else?"
  • (Unnamed) "Sex."
  • (Unnamed) "Joke."
  • (Unnamed) "Anyway. Guys kept teasing me about it, about how Nathan's dad was my dad too. So I asked my mom, and she said he wasn't, but, I get home, and I hear her crying in her room. And I knew it was true. So I never went back. And I told my mom it was because I didn't want to have to see his face. But it was mostly because -- I don't want her to have to."
  • (Unnamed) "So why'd you just tell me all that? I mean, we don't even know each other."
  • (Unnamed) "Maybe that's the point."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah. And this bet tonight is that a joke, too? Or would you really quit the team? 'Cause let's be honest you have everything to lose here and nothing to gain."
  • (Unnamed) "Sometimes what you call "everything," I call "nothing.""
  • (Unnamed) "I'll tell you why. When I was a kid, my father took me to Raleigh to see David Thompson play. I was 9 years old. I couldn't have cared less about basketball. But when Thompson stepped on the court, he was so young, so quick, and just so graceful that I was mesmerized. I couldn't take my eyes off him until late in the game, and I look up at my dad, and he's got tears in his eyes. 14,000 strangers and my father's crying because he's so beautiful. He played with such poetry that he made us feel like we were a part of it. You have a gift, Luke, and it's a crime not to let people see it, to hide it in the park. It's a damn shame. That's why."
  • (Unnamed) "You ever have something that you knew that you were better at than -- almost anybody else?"
  • (Unnamed) "Sex -- Joke."
  • (Unnamed) "Anyway -- Guys kept teasing me about it, about how Nathan's dad was my dad, too. So I asked my mom, and she said he wasn't. But I get home, and I hear her crying in her room. I knew it was true. So I never went back. I told my mom it was because I didn't want to have to see his face. But, it was mostly because I didn't want her to have to."
  • (Unnamed) "But you and your mom worry too damn much."
  • (Unnamed) ""Good" is relative, considering a third of the world is starving, which does not change the fact that I am clumsy as hell. Did I tell you that i fell down today? Yeah, slipped off the curb, face down, butt in the air. Too graphic? Sorry. I'll just be quiet."
  • (Unnamed) "Damn. What is up? I was attacked by a flock of crows last week. I'm totally serious."
  • (Unnamed) "By the way, it's a murder."
  • (Unnamed) "What?"
  • (Unnamed) "More than one crow is a murder."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't know what the hell you're talking about."
  • (Unnamed) "A parliament of owls, an exaltation of larks -- a murder of crows."
  • (Unnamed) "I think that is why people think you're weird, right there."
  • (Unnamed) "I would like to show him sometimes, what a mistake he's made."
  • (Unnamed) "Dan?"
  • (Unnamed) "Mostly for Mom -- and sometimes for me."
  • (Unnamed) "So Luke, what are ravens? I mean, you know, more than one?"
  • (Unnamed) "An unkindness."
  • (Unnamed) "Why are you a cheerleader? I mean, no offense or anything, but you're about the least cheery person I know."
  • (Unnamed) "Come on. Let me give you a ride. I'll let you insult me."
  • (Unnamed) "First of all, you don't know me. And second of all, you don't know me."
  • (Unnamed) "So, I got something for you, Lucas."
  • (Unnamed) "Actually, I found it. Not that I was looking for something specifically, which implies some hideous sort of "Joey loves Dawson" scenario and completely creep me out, but, you know, we saw it, and -- Well, give him the book."
  • (Unnamed) "Wow. "Julius Caesar.""
  • (Unnamed) ""There's a tide in the affairs of men", or something like that."
  • (Unnamed) "Nice. Thank you, guys. Thank you very much."
  • (Unnamed) "Whatever. That's what you're into."
  • (Unnamed) "Nathan. Remember, 20 shots; no less."
  • (Unnamed) "Got it, Dad."
  • (Unnamed) "Quit yakking and warm up."
  • (Unnamed) "Then you said something I'll never forget. You said you felt bad for the kids who never figured it out, because when they grew up and had kids of their own, there wouldn't be any gifts on Christmas morning. You're a good kid, Luke. But sometimes I feel like you're sitting out your life on account of me, and I don't want that for you. My past is not your future, okay?"
  • (Unnamed) "There is a tide in the affairs of men, which taken at the flood, leads on to fortune but omitted, and the voyage of their life is bound in shallows and in miseries. On such a full sea are we now afloat and we must take the current when it serves or lose the ventures before us. -Julius Caeser"
  • (Unnamed) "You're full of crap."
  • (Unnamed) "It comes with old age, Danny, constipation."
  • (Unnamed) "Did you change your hair?"
  • (Unnamed) "If by "change" you mean "dragged a brush through it", then yeah."

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