Pilot (My Name Is Earl) Quotes

Pilot (My Name Is Earl) is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Pilot ended its run in 1970.

Pilot (My Name Is Earl) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "I didn't want to be the only non-gay there. Luckily, Randy agreed to go once he found out there were going to be bubbles."

• (Unnamed) "I got a weird feeling in my stomach."
• (Unnamed) "Maybe you got stomach cancer. Can karma cause stomach cancer?"

• (Unnamed) "Who is this Carson Daly? Is he some sort of spiritual leader? A holy man?"
• (Unnamed) "You've never seen TRL? You've got to start putting on some of these TVs when you're cleaning the toilets."

• (Unnamed) "Earl, I think you're trying to sell a cat to a guy who fancies dogs."

• (Unnamed) "You've probably askin' yourself why I decided to stay with my two-timin' wife and our two terrible kids that ain't mine. But, the way I figure, a lotta folks probably ask her why she hasn't left her good-for-nothin' husband and his brother who sleeps on her couch."

• (Unnamed) "Oh no you didn't. You didn't just go Old School."

• (Unnamed) "You might think that getting so drunk that you accidentally marry a women who's six months pregnant is a good reason to stop drinkin'. Personally, I think it's a good reason to keep drinkin'."

• (Unnamed) "If you snatch enough purses, you learn a few things about Mace."

• (Unnamed) "What's karma?"
• (Unnamed) "I don't know, it's something Carson Daly came up with."

• (Unnamed) "I understand now that the runnin' probably wasn't necessary."

• (Unnamed) "Ain't no use running, fool. I know where your mama parks your house."

• (Unnamed) "I tried, Earl. I did. Towards the end I even pulled out my good boob."

• (Unnamed) "Earl. Your brother shaved the damn cat again."

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