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Pillow Talk (film) Quotes

Pillow Talk (film) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Pillow Talk stopped airing in 1970.

It features Ross Hunter as producer, Frank De Vol in charge of musical score, and Arthur E. Arling as head of cinematography.

Pillow Talk (film) is distributed by Universal-International.

The cast includes: Rock Hudson as Brad Allen, Doris Day as Jan, Tony Randall as Jonathan Forbes, and Thelma Ritter as Alma.

Pillow Talk (film) Quotes

Tony Randall as Jonathan Forbes

  • (Tony Randall) "What a delightful situation. The great Brad Allen, chopped down to size, floating down the river with the rest of us logs."
  • (Tony Randall) "Brad, she is the sweetest, she is the loveliest, she is the most talented woman I have ever met."
  • (Rock Hudson) "That's what you said when you married that stripper."
  • (Tony Randall) "She wasn't a stripper. She was an exotic dancer -- with trained doves."
  • (Tony Randall) "Well, they didn't hit the moon with the first missile shot either."
  • (Hotel clerk) "There's no phone number, but I have a forwarding address."
  • (Tony Randall) "241 Stoneybrook Road."
  • (Hotel clerk) "Why yes sir."
  • (Tony Randall) "And you let her go."
  • (Hotel clerk) "Well, it wasn't my place --"
  • (Tony Randall) "No, it's my place, and I helped him pack."
  • (Tony Randall) "You've been crying for 60 miles."
  • (Tony Randall) "Owww."
  • (Rock Hudson) "What?"
  • (Tony Randall) "That chair. It just bit me."
  • (Tony Randall) "In New York, you have air you can sink your teeth into. It has character."

Doris Day as Jan

  • (Doris Day) "Wonder how it would be to have someone to pillow talk with me?"
  • (Doris Day) "He was a perfect gentleman."
  • (Rock Hudson) "That's even worse than I thought."
  • (Doris Day) "What do you mean?"
  • (Rock Hudson) "Well there are some men who -- hmmm how shall I put it? Well they're very fond of their mothers -- They like to share bits of gossip -- collect recipes."
  • (Doris Day) "What a vicious thing to say."
  • (Doris Day) "If you'll excuse me, I better go to the powder moon. I mean room. Fix my lipstick."
  • (Doris Day) "We're just going to have to live with each other --"
  • (Rock Hudson) "Well?"
  • (Doris Day) "I was waiting for you to say some off-color remark."
  • (Rock Hudson) "Is that all you have on your mind?"
  • (Doris Day) "Never mind my mind. You just stick to your half hour and I'll stick to mine."
  • (Doris Day) "Mr. Allen, this may come as a surprise to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition."
  • (Doris Day) "Can you believe that? They sent a woman. That's like sending a marshmallow to put out a bonfire."
  • (Doris Day) "At least my problems can be solved in one bedroom. You couldn't solve yours in a thousand."
  • (Doris Day) "I'm yours tonight. My darling possess me."
  • (Doris Day) "Would you please get off this line."
  • (Doris Day) "Well, what am I missing?"
  • (Thelma Ritter) "If you have to ask, you're missing it."

Rock Hudson as Brad Allen

  • (Rock Hudson) "I've had hangovers before, but this time, even my hair hurts."
  • (Rock Hudson) "Am I gonna see you tonight?"
  • (Doris Day) "I'd love to Rex, but I already have a date."
  • (Rock Hudson) "Who with?"
  • (Doris Day) "A client. You don't know him. Jonathan Forbes."
  • (Rock Hudson) "Of course, you're not the kind of girl who would break a date."
  • (Doris Day) "No I'm not."
  • (Rock Hudson) "And I ain't the kinda guy who'd ask you to."
  • (Doris Day) "I know you're not."
  • (Rock Hudson) "I'll pick you up at 8."
  • (Doris Day) "I'll be ready."
  • (Rock Hudson) "Why don't you take her over for the rest of the evening?"
  • (Tony Randall) "Me?"
  • (Rock Hudson) "Yeah. Take her dancing maybe. She's dying to learn how to dance."
  • (Tony Randall) "Wait wait. She doesn't know how to dance?"
  • (Rock Hudson) "Well naturally, she doesn't get out of the house very often."
  • (Tony Randall) "What do you mean, "naturally"?"
  • (Rock Hudson) "Jonathan, believe me, you and Moose; I mean Miss Taggett will get along --"
  • (Tony Randall) ""Moose"?"
  • (Rock Hudson) "So what the girl picks up a nickname? You know, how cruel kids can be. Especially, when some is a little different."
  • (Tony Randall) "Different? How Different?"
  • (Rock Hudson) "Well -- You know"
  • (Rock Hudson) ", just different."
  • (Tony Randall) "That couldn't be her, could it?"
  • (Rock Hudson) "How can you tell?"
  • (Rock Hudson) "See, she's so friendly. C'mon."
  • (Tony Randall) "Oh no. Its your muse. Happy Hunting."
  • (Rock Hudson) "Yes, indeed."
  • (Rock Hudson) "Look, I don't know what's bothering you, but don't take your bedroom problems out on me."
  • (Doris Day) "I have no bedroom problems. There's nothing in my bedroom that bothers me."
  • (Rock Hudson) "Oh-h-h-h. That's too bad."
  • (Rock Hudson) "The State Department could use her. What a party girl she'd make; in Moscow."

Thelma Ritter as Alma

  • (Thelma Ritter) "If there's anything worse than a woman living alone, it's a woman saying she likes it."

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