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Phyllis' Wedding Quotes

Phyllis' Wedding is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Phyllis' Wedding completed its run in 1970.

Phyllis' Wedding Quotes

  • (Minister) "And do you, Phyllis, take Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration, to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
  • (Phyllis) "I do."
  • (Michael Scott) "Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you for the first time as a couple, Mr. and Mrs. Bob Vance."
  • (Minister) "And do you, Bob, take Phyllis --"
  • (Michael Scott) "Shh --"
  • (Michael Scott) "Phyllis is getting married and I am in the wedding party. She's asked me to push her father's wheelchair down the aisle. So, basically, I am co-giving away the bride. Since I pay her salary, it is like I'm paying for the wedding, which I'm happy to do. It's a big day for Phyllis, but it's an even bigger day for me. Employer of the Bride."
  • (Michael Scott) "Webster's dictionary defines wedding as "the fusing of two metals with a hot torch." Well, you know something? I think you guys are two medals. Gold medals."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "I saw "Wedding Crashers" accidentally. I bought a ticket for "Grizzly Man" and went into the wrong theater. After an hour, I figured I was in the wrong theater, but I kept waiting. Because that's the thing about bear attacks, they come when you least expect it."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "There's too many people on this Earth. We need a new plague."
  • (Phyllis) "Why don't you take a seat and enjoy the buffet."
  • (Michael Scott) "I'm already on it. The chicken? Totally undercooked. I sent it back."
  • (Phyllis) "It's fish."
  • (Michael Scott) "Congratulations, Bob. You're a good man. But just know, if you lay a finger on Phyllis, I will kill you."
  • (Bob Vance) "If you lay a finger on Phyllis, I'll kill you."
  • (Michael Scott) "Agreed. No fingers will be laid on Phyllis."
  • (Kevin Malone) "I'm supposed to ask if anyone has seen Uncle Al. He is old and has brown eyes and dementia. His family is very concerned. It's a very serious situation."
  • (Kevin Malone) "Roxanne"
  • (Phyllis Lapin) "Yes. I put Michael in my wedding. It was the only way I could think of to get six weeks off for my honeymoon. No one else has ever gotten six weeks before."

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