Phases (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

Phases (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Phases ended its run in 1970.

Phases (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

• (Oz) "You mean, you'd still --"
• (Willow Rosenberg) "Well, I like you. You're nice and you're funny. And you don't smoke. Yeah, ok, werewolf, but that's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month I'm not much fun to be around either."
• (Oz) "You are quite the human."

• (Giles) "Several animal carcasses were found mutilated."
• (Willow) "You mean like bunnies and stuff? No, don't tell me."
• (Oz) "Oh, don't worry. I mean, they might not look it, but bunnies can really take care of themselves."

• (Giles) "The werewolf, uh, is such a-a potent, e-e-extreme representation of our inborn, animalistic traits that it emerges for three full consecutive nights; the full moon, and, uh, the two nights surrounding it."
• (Willow) "Quite the party animal."
• (Giles) "Quite. And, it, uh, acts on-on-on pure instinct, no conscience, predatory and-and aggressive."

• (Buffy) "You're sure it was a werewolf?"
• (Xander) "Well, let's see, um, six feet tall, claws, a big old snout in the middle of his face, like a wolf? Uh, yeah, I'm stickin' with my first guess."

• (Willow) "I'm sorry how all this ended up, with me shooting you and all."
• (Oz) "I'm sorry I almost ate you."
• (Willow) "That's OK."

• (Giles) "My guess is that this werewolf will be back at next month's full moon."
• (Willow) "What about tonight's full moon?"
• (Giles) "Pardon?"
• (Willow) "Well, last night was the night before the full moon. Traditionally known as -- the night before the full moon."

• (Cain) "First they tell me I can't hunt an elephant for its ivory. Now I've gotta deal with People for the Ethical Treatment of Werewolves."

• (Rupert Giles) "Let's not jump to any conclusions."
• (Buffy Summers) "I didn't jump. I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were."

• (Giles) "You hunt werewolves f-for sport?"
• (Cain) "No, no, I'm in it purely for the money."

• (Oz) "Willow. What are you doing?"
• (Willow) "I had this whole thing worked out."
• (Willow) "And I had it written down, uh, but then it didn't make any sense when I was reading it back."
• (Oz) "Willow, this is not a very good time."
• (Willow) "I mean, what am I supposed to think? First, you buy me popcorn and then you're all glad that I didn't get bit. And you put the tag back in my shirt. But I guess none of that means anything because instead of looking up names with me, here you are all alone in your house doing nothing by yourself."
• (Oz) "Willow, we'll talk about this tomorrow. I promise."
• (Willow) "No, damn it. We'll talk about this now. Buffy told me that sometimes what a girl makes has to be the first move and now that I'm saying this, I'm starting to think that the written version sounded pretty good, but you know what I mean."
• (Oz) "I know, I know, it's me. I'm, I'm goin' through some -- changes."
• (Willow) "Well, welcome to the world. Things happen. Don't you think I'm going through a lot?"
• (Oz) "Not like me."
• (Willow) "Oh, what, so now you're special? You're special boy --"
• (Willow) "With chains and stuff. Why do you have chains and stuff?"
• (Oz) "Willow, please. Get outta here."
• (Willow) "Oz? Oz, what is it?"
• (Willow) "What's wrong?"

• (Oz) "This cheerleading trophy. It's like its eyes follow you wherever you go. I like it."

• (Giles) "I must admit, I-I-I am intrigued. Werewolves. It's-it's one of the classics. I-I'm sure my books and I are in for a fascinating afternoon."

• (Buffy) "Anybody besides Larry fit our werewolf profile?"
• (Willow) "There is one name that keeps getting spit out. Aggressive behavior, run-ins with authorities, about a screenful of violent incidents."
• (Buffy) "Okay, most of those were not my fault."

• (Buffy) "In other words, your typical male."
• (Xander) "On behalf of my gender: Hey."
• (Giles) "Yes, let's not jump to any conclusions."
• (Buffy) "I didn't jump. I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were."

• (Cordelia Chase) "We came here to do things I can never tell my father about because he still thinks I'm a good girl."

• (Larry) "I would love to get me some of that Buffy and Willow action, if you know what I mean."
• (Oz) "That's great, Larry, you've really mastered the single entendre."

• (Oz) "Aunt Maureen? Hey, it's me. Um, what? Oh. It's, uh -- actually it's healing okay. That's pretty much the reason I called. Um, I wanted to ask you something. Is Jordy a werewolf? Uh-huh. And how long has that been going on? Uh-huh. What? No, no reason. Um -- Thanks. Yeah, love to Uncle Ken."

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