Phases (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

Phases (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Phases ended its run in 1970.

(Oz) "You mean, you'd still --"
(Willow Rosenberg) "Well, I like you. You're nice and you're funny. And you don't smoke. Yeah, ok, werewolf, but that's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month I'm not much fun to be around either."
(Oz) "You are quite the human."

(Giles) "Several animal carcasses were found mutilated."
(Willow) "You mean like bunnies and stuff? No, don't tell me."
(Oz) "Oh, don't worry. I mean, they might not look it, but bunnies can really take care of themselves."

(Giles) "The werewolf, uh, is such a-a potent, e-e-extreme representation of our inborn, animalistic traits that it emerges for three full consecutive nights; the full moon, and, uh, the two nights surrounding it."
(Willow) "Quite the party animal."
(Giles) "Quite. And, it, uh, acts on-on-on pure instinct, no conscience, predatory and-and aggressive."

(Buffy) "You're sure it was a werewolf?"
(Xander) "Well, let's see, um, six feet tall, claws, a big old snout in the middle of his face, like a wolf? Uh, yeah, I'm stickin' with my first guess."

(Giles) "My guess is that this werewolf will be back at next month's full moon."
(Willow) "What about tonight's full moon?"
(Giles) "Pardon?"
(Willow) "Well, last night was the night before the full moon. Traditionally known as -- the night before the full moon."

(Cain) "First they tell me I can't hunt an elephant for its ivory. Now I've gotta deal with People for the Ethical Treatment of Werewolves."

(Rupert Giles) "Let's not jump to any conclusions."
(Buffy Summers) "I didn't jump. I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were."

(Oz) "Willow. What are you doing?"
(Willow) "I had this whole thing worked out."
(Willow) "And I had it written down, uh, but then it didn't make any sense when I was reading it back."
(Oz) "Willow, this is not a very good time."
(Willow) "I mean, what am I supposed to think? First, you buy me popcorn and then you're all glad that I didn't get bit. And you put the tag back in my shirt. But I guess none of that means anything because instead of looking up names with me, here you are all alone in your house doing nothing by yourself."
(Oz) "Willow, we'll talk about this tomorrow. I promise."
(Willow) "No, damn it. We'll talk about this now. Buffy told me that sometimes what a girl makes has to be the first move and now that I'm saying this, I'm starting to think that the written version sounded pretty good, but you know what I mean."
(Oz) "I know, I know, it's me. I'm, I'm goin' through some -- changes."
(Willow) "Well, welcome to the world. Things happen. Don't you think I'm going through a lot?"
(Oz) "Not like me."
(Willow) "Oh, what, so now you're special? You're special boy --"
(Willow) "With chains and stuff. Why do you have chains and stuff?"
(Oz) "Willow, please. Get outta here."
(Willow) "Oz? Oz, what is it?"
(Willow) "What's wrong?"

(Oz) "This cheerleading trophy. It's like its eyes follow you wherever you go. I like it."

(Giles) "I must admit, I-I-I am intrigued. Werewolves. It's-it's one of the classics. I-I'm sure my books and I are in for a fascinating afternoon."

(Buffy) "Anybody besides Larry fit our werewolf profile?"
(Willow) "There is one name that keeps getting spit out. Aggressive behavior, run-ins with authorities, about a screenful of violent incidents."
(Buffy) "Okay, most of those were not my fault."

(Cordelia Chase) "We came here to do things I can never tell my father about because he still thinks I'm a good girl."

(Larry) "I would love to get me some of that Buffy and Willow action, if you know what I mean."
(Oz) "That's great, Larry, you've really mastered the single entendre."

(Oz) "Aunt Maureen? Hey, it's me. Um, what? Oh. It's, uh -- actually it's healing okay. That's pretty much the reason I called. Um, I wanted to ask you something. Is Jordy a werewolf? Uh-huh. And how long has that been going on? Uh-huh. What? No, no reason. Um -- Thanks. Yeah, love to Uncle Ken."

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