Phantom of the Megaplex Quotes

Phantom of the Megaplex is a television program that debuted in 2000 on Disney Channel. Phantom of the Megaplex ended in 1970.

It features Joan Barnett as producer, Bill Elliott as theme composer, and Derek Rogers as head of cinematography.

Each episode of Phantom of the Megaplex is 89 minutes long. Phantom of the Megaplex is produced by Grossbart Barnett Productions.

The cast includes: Mickey Rooney as Movie Mason, Lisa Ng as Lacy Ling, and Taylor Handley as Pete Riley.

Phantom of the Megaplex Quotes

Lisa Ng as Lacy Ling

• (Lisa Ng) "I straightened up the ticket booth, cleaned both ladies rooms, washed the popcorn maker and swept inside the elevator. Now what?"
• (Taylor Handley) "Lacy Ling, a.k.a. "Racy Lacy." Why walk if you can run?"

Mickey Rooney as Movie Mason

• (Mickey Rooney) "When we arrive in this world, magic is all around us. You simply have to see a baby discover a butterfly or a toddler splash in the bath for the first time. Yet, as the years pass, simple pleasures aren't quite so simple to find. Myths and legends fall away. Santa's secrets are revealed. Card tricks lose their fascination. True wonder is hard to come by. But there's always -- magic at the movies. Pirate ships, bicycles that fly, angels earn their wings, beautiful women marry handsome men and we all learn there's no place like home. To destroy that magic, to shatter those moments to me is a sin so grave it would almost be incomprehensible. If there truly is a phantom, my friends, I assure you it most definitely is not me."

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