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Pee-wee's Big Adventure Quotes

Pee-wee's Big Adventure is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Pee-wee's Big Adventure ended in 1970.

It features Danny Elfman in charge of musical score, and Victor J. Kemper as head of cinematography.

Pee-wee's Big Adventure is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Pee-wee's Big Adventure is 91 minutes long. Pee-wee's Big Adventure is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Paul Reubens as Pee-wee, E. G. Daily as Dottie, Alice Nunn as Large Marge, Diane Salinger as Simone, Mark Holton as Francis, Judd Omen as Mickey, Lynne Marie Stewart as Mother Superior, Jan Hooks as Tina, Cleve Hall as All, Paul Reubens as Pee-wee Herman, Mark Holton as Mr. Buxton, Alice Nunn as Mario, Daryl Keith Roach as Chuck, and Jason Hervey as Kevin Morton.

Pee-wee's Big Adventure Quotes

Diane Salinger as Simone

  • (Diane Salinger) "Ah. Pee-Wee. Haha. C'est magnifique. Voici Pierre."
  • (Pierre) "Bonsoir."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Ditto. Here, brought you guys French Fries. Hahaha."
  • (Pierre) "Merci beaucoup, Pee-Wee."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Merci-bleh-bleh."
  • (Diane Salinger) "Do you have any dreams?"
  • (Paul Reubens) "Yeah, I'm all alone. I'm rolling a big doughnut and this snake wearing a vest --"

Mark Holton as Francis

  • (Mark Holton) "Today's my birthday and my father says I can have anything I want."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Good for you and your father."
  • (Mark Holton) "So guess what I want."
  • (Paul Reubens) "A new brain?"
  • (Mark Holton) "No. Your bike."
  • (Mark Holton) "Pee-wee, Pee-wee. What is going on here?"
  • (Paul Reubens) "He's a thief. He stole my bike."
  • (Mark Holton) "You liar. I swear I didn't do it, Dad."
  • (Mark Holton) "Pee-wee, this is a serious accusation. Do you have any proof?"
  • (Paul Reubens) "Well, not exactly."
  • (Mark Holton) "Pee-wee, the Buxtons are not thieves. Just look at him."
  • (Mark Holton) "He couldn't have stolen your bike. He hasn't left this house since yesterday. We've been setting up Francis' birthday plans all day."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Gee, I guess I was wrong. We don't have to involve the authorities in this matter, do we, Mr. Buxton? It was an honest mistake, and I'm very sorry."
  • (Mark Holton) "Well -- I still think you should apologise to Francis, and then I want to see the two of you shake hands."
  • (Paul Reubens) "I'm sorry, Francis."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Here, would you care for some gum?"
  • (Paul Reubens) "Would you like some, Mr. Buxton?"
  • (Mark Holton) "Oh, thank you."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Spearmint or fruit?"
  • (Mark Holton) "Uh, fruit please."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Well -- goodbye."
  • (Mark Holton) "Goodbye."
  • (Mark Holton) "You do believe me, don't you, Dad?"

Paul Reubens as Pee-wee

  • (Paul Reubens) "I wanna see Francis."
  • (Butler) "Francis is busy."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Busy doing what?"
  • (Butler) "Busy having his bath."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Really, where are they hosing him down?"
  • (Paul Reubens) "Me again."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Is this something you'd like to share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?"
  • (Paul Reubens) "Have a nice day."
  • (Alice Nunn) "Be sure and tell 'em Large Marge sent ya. Heh heh heh heh heh."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Some night, huh?"
  • (Alice Nunn) "On this very night, ten years ago, along this same stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building --"
  • (Alice Nunn) "And when they finally pulled the driver's body from the twisted, burning wreck. It looked like this --."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Aaaaaahh."
  • (Alice Nunn) "Yes, Sir. The worst accident I ever seen."
  • (Mr. Breakfast) "Good morning, Pee-wee."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Good morning, Mr. Breakfast."
  • (Mr. Breakfast) "Can I have some Mr. T cereal?"
  • (Paul Reubens) "Okay."
  • (Paul Reubens) "I pity the poor fool who don't eat my cereal."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Go ahead and scream your head off. We're miles from where anyone can hear you."
  • (Paul Reubens) "How do ya like school, Billy?"
  • (Paul Reubens) "Closed."
  • (Paul Reubens) "There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand."
  • (Paul Reubens) "I'm here to see Francis."
  • (Butler) "Francis is busy."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Busy doing what?"
  • (Butler) "He's having his bath."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Oh, really?"
  • (Paul Reubens) "Where are they hosing him down?"
  • (Biker #1) "Did anybody tell you that this is the private club of the Satan's Helpers?"
  • (Paul Reubens) "Nobody hipped me to that, dude."
  • (Biker #1) "It's off-limits."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Exhibit Q: a scale-model of the entire mall. X marks the scene of the crime. These arrows here show the exact position of the sun at the hour of the crime. Jupiter was aligned with Pluto. The moon was in the seventh --"
  • (Daryl Keith Roach) "Pee-wee."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Please save your questions until I'm THROUGH, Chuck."
  • (Daryl Keith Roach) "Well, when will that be? A long time, we wait. We've been here for over three hours now, and I'm not sure if any of us can see what all this is supposed to mean."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Supposed to mean? Supposed to MEAN?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well, that is some story Pee-wee and with the kind of reward money you're offering, I'm sure a lot of our listeners will be searching."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Oh, my name's engraved on the back of the seat. That's Pee-wee Herman. P-E-E,"
  • (Mark Holton) "That does it. He just won't let up. I changed my mind. I don't want the stupid bike anymore."
  • (Francis' Accomplice) "Well, a deal's a deal. So -- fork over my money for lifting it for you -- Buxton."
  • (Mark Holton) "Here. Take the bike with you. Just get rid of it."
  • (Francis' Accomplice) "That'll cost you extra. See you later sucker."
  • (Biker #2) "I say we kill him."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah."
  • (Biker #3) "I say we hang him, then we kill him."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah."
  • (Biker #4) "I say we stomp him."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah."
  • (Biker #4) "Then we tattoo him."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah."
  • (Biker #4) "Then we hang him --."
  • (Unnamed) "YEAH.'."
  • (Biker #4) "And then we kill him."
  • (Unnamed) "YEAH.'.'."
  • (Paul Reubens) "I say we let him go."
  • (Unnamed) "NO.'.'."
  • (Biker Mama) "I say ya let me have him first."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Paging Mr. Herman. Mr. Herman, you have a telephone call at the front desk."
  • (Paul Reubens) "This box contains over 217 bits and pieces of information, evidence. Exhibit A: A photograph of the victims, my bike and me."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Exhibit B: Another photograph. What's missing from this picture? It's just me -- WITHOUT MY BIKE."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Is this something you can share with the rest of us Amazing Larry?"
  • (Amazing Larry) "Uh -- no."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Exhibit C: The horn I was picking up at Chuck's Bikeorama when my bike was actually stolen."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Exhibit D: Jimmy what is this? Too late. Chip."
  • (Chip) "It looks like a pen."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Exactly. I bought this pen exactly one hour before my bike was stolen. Why? What's the significance? I DON'T KNOW."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Look out, Mister Potato Head."
  • (Paul Reubens) "I meant to do that."
  • (Madame Ruby) "For twenty dollars I can tell you a lot of things. For thirty dollars I can tell you more. And for fifty dollars I can tell you everything."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Tell me why I'm here first."
  • (Madame Ruby) "You're here because you -- want something."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Aren't we gonna see the basement?"
  • (Jan Hooks) "There's no basement at the Alamo."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Large Marge sent me."
  • (Trucker) "Did you say Large Marge?"
  • (Paul Reubens) "She just dropped me off."
  • (Trucker) "That's impossible. Large Marge? She's --"
  • (Man in Diner) "It was ten years ago on a night just like tonight. Why, tonight's the anniversary. Worst accident I ever seen."
  • (Paul Reubens) "But that means the Large Marge I was riding with was --"
  • (Cleve Hall) "Her ghost."
  • (Paul Reubens) "I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars."
  • (Mark Holton) "Then you're crazy."
  • (Paul Reubens) "I know you are but what am I?"
  • (Mark Holton) "You're a nerd."
  • (Paul Reubens) "I know you are but what am I?"
  • (Mark Holton) "You're an idiot."
  • (Paul Reubens) "I know you are but what am I?"
  • (Mark Holton) "I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I? Pee-wee: Infinity."
  • (Mark Holton) "No, I'm not."
  • (Mark Holton) "You are. No way. Knock it off. Cut it out."
  • (Mark Holton) "Shut up, Pee-wee."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Why don't you make me."
  • (Mark Holton) "You make me."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Because. I don't make monkeys, I just train 'em."
  • (Mark Holton) "Pee-wee listen to reason."
  • (Mark Holton) "Pee-wee."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Sh. I'm listening to reason."
  • (Mark Holton) "Pee-wee."
  • (Paul Reubens) "That's my name, don't wear it out."
  • (Mark Holton) "Remember the first time I saw your bike? You came riding past my house and I came running out to tell you how much I liked it even way back then?"
  • (Paul Reubens) "I love that story."
  • (Mark Holton) "You'll be sorry, Pee-wee Herman."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Come on, Dottie. Let's go."
  • (E. G. Daily) "Let's go? Don't you wanna see the rest of the movie?"
  • (Paul Reubens) "I don't have to see it, Dottie. I lived it."

Lynne Marie Stewart as Mother Superior

  • (Lynne Marie Stewart) "Oh Rusty, you are an inspiration to us all."
  • (Paul Reubens) "I'll say. I'm going to start a paper route right now."

Judd Omen as Mickey

  • (Judd Omen) "Great so far, Pee-wee. Action-packed."
  • (Paul Reubens) "One soda. One foot-long."
  • (Policeman #2) "Hold it."
  • (Judd Omen) "Good try, Pee-wee."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Look, Mickey."
  • (Judd Omen) "Wow. That's fantastic, Pee-wee."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Thanks."

Jan Hooks as Tina

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Jason Hervey as Kevin Morton

  • (Jason Hervey) "Well, is everything straightened out?"
  • (Director) "We are ready whenever you are."
  • (Jason Hervey) "Doesn't it look like I'm ready?"
  • (Jason Hervey) "I am ALWAYS ready. I have BEEN ready since first call. I AM READY. Roll."
  • (Director) "Quiet, please. This is a take. Roll, please."
  • (Unnamed) "Speed."
  • (Jason Hervey) "ACTION."
  • (Director) "Action."

Alice Nunn as Mario

  • (Alice Nunn) "Fake blood. Or is it?"
  • (Paul Reubens) "Ecchh. No."
  • (Alice Nunn) "Super stink bomb?"
  • (Paul Reubens) "Have some."
  • (Alice Nunn) "Shrunken head?"
  • (Paul Reubens) "No."
  • (Alice Nunn) "Regular size?"
  • (Paul Reubens) "No."
  • (Paul Reubens) "NOOOOO."
  • (Alice Nunn) "Trick gum?"
  • (Paul Reubens) "Okay."
  • (Alice Nunn) "Headlight glasses?"
  • (Paul Reubens) "Yeah."
  • (Alice Nunn) "And direct from Australia -- The Boomerang Bow-Tie."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Come in red?"

E. G. Daily as Dottie

  • (E. G. Daily) "Pee-wee, let's go up and get some fresh air, alright?"
  • (Paul Reubens) "What for?"
  • (E. G. Daily) "Because it's hot in here."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Hot? Who's hot? Feels just fine to me."
  • (Paul Reubens) "I feel just PERFECT. In fact, I can't remember when I felt quite so COZY down here."
  • (E. G. Daily) "Pee-wee, I think I can get Chuck to give you a good break on one of the bikes in the shop."
  • (Paul Reubens) "I don't want some other crappy bike."
  • (E. G. Daily) "Well, Pee-wee, listen, if you want my help --"
  • (Paul Reubens) "I DON'T want your help. I don't need the police and I DON'T NEED YOU."
  • (Paul Reubens) "I DON'T NEED ANYBODY."
  • (E. G. Daily) "Hello?"
  • (Paul Reubens) "Hi, Dottie, it's Pee-wee."
  • (E. G. Daily) "Pee-wee? Where are you calling from?"
  • (Paul Reubens) "Texas."
  • (E. G. Daily) "Huh?"
  • (Paul Reubens) "Honest. I'll prove it."
  • (Paul Reubens) "The stars at night are big and bright --"
  • (Unnamed) "-- deep in the heart of Texas."
  • (E. G. Daily) "Pee-wee, how are you ever going to pay a reward like that?"
  • (Paul Reubens) "It's simple. Whoever returns the bike is obviously the person who stole it. So they don't deserve any reward."

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