Paradigms of Human Memory Quotes

Paradigms of Human Memory is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Paradigms of Human Memory completed its run in 1970.

Paradigms of Human Memory Quotes

• (Jeff Winger) "Abed, you're a computer. Scan your mainframe for juicy memories."
• (Abed Nadir) "Jeff and Britta have been having secret sex."

• (Annie Edison) "I'm talking about the 'Annie of it all'."

• (Jeff Winger) "Fear. Anchovies. Fear. And the dangers of ingesting mercury."

• (Jeff Winger) "The show's gonna last three weeks."
• (Abed Nadir) "Six seasons and a movie."

• (Shirley Bennett) "Can we please stop fighting? We're starting to hurt innocent perverts."

• (Jeff Winger) "Harrison Ford is radiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions."

• (Dean Pelton) "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a Dean."

• (Troy Barnes) "Didn't we decide at the beginning of the year that for the good of the group we wouldn't allow any intimacy between each other or ourselves."
• (Jeff Winger) "Troy we never said ourselves"
• (Troy Barnes) "Okay now I'm really mad"

• (Jeff Winger) "We've known each other for almost two years now. And yeah, in that time I've given a lot of speeches, but they all have one thing in common: they're all different. These drug runners aren't going to execute Pierce because he's racist. It's a locomotive that runs on US, and the only sharks in that water are the emotional ghosts that I like to call fear, anchovies, fear, and the dangers of ingesting mercury. Because the real bugs aren't the ones in those beds. And there's no such thing as a free Caesar salad and even if there were, The Cape might still find a second life on cable, and I'll tell you why: el corazon del agua es verdad. That water is a lie. Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satelite transmissions. So maybe we ARE caught in and endless cycle of screw ups and hurt feelings, but I choose to believe that this is just the universe's way of molding us into some kind of super group."
• (Troy Barnes) "Like the Traveling Wilburys."
• (Jeff Winger) "Yes Troy, like the Traveling Wilburys of pain. Prepared for any insane adventure life throws our way and I don't know about you, but I'm looking forward to every one of them."

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