Paper Man (2009 film) Quotes

Paper Man (2009 film) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Paper Man ended its run in 1970.

It features Richard N. Gladstein as producer, Mark McAdam in charge of musical score, and Eigil Bryld as head of cinematography.

Paper Man (2009 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Paper Man (2009 film) is 110 minutes long. Paper Man (2009 film) is distributed by MPI Home Video.

The cast includes: Jeff Daniels as Richard Dunn, Lisa Kudrow as Claire Dunn, Ryan Reynolds as Captain Excellent, Emma Stone as Abby, and Kieran Culkin as Christopher.

Paper Man (2009 film) Quotes

Jeff Daniels as Richard Dunn

• (Jeff Daniels) "What are we, Claire? Are we unhappy or are we just pretending to be unhappy?"

• (Jeff Daniels) "Does this couch make me look fat?"
• (Emma Stone) "Um -- I wouldn't sit there --"

• (Jeff Daniels) "Pictures didn't do it justice."
• (Lisa Kudrow) "Oh."

• (Jeff Daniels) "I wanted to have a baby."
• (Lisa Kudrow) "Is this what all this is all about?"
• (Jeff Daniels) "We could have had a baby, Claire. Why didn't we have a baby?"
• (Lisa Kudrow) "Why? because you are a baby. You are an infant. You still have an imaginary friend."
• (Jeff Daniels) "I just wanted a little warm thing. Something simple I could start with. A single relationship with a person that was new and pure. Where I could be me and they could be them, and that's all that is expected, and we could build this world where there was some one else other than me to think about and be about. The relief of being able to give the world someone else and let it be theirs. Let them have their turn. So it doesn't end with me."

• (Jeff Daniels) "I love you."
• (Emma Stone) "What?"
• (Jeff Daniels) "Not in any way that's in -- Uh, inappropriate or anything, nothing that's not -- You know -- Decent or -- It's just if I examine my, if I look in my -- heart, I find that, I think that it's -- there's love there. For you. Yeah -- I love you."
• (Emma Stone) "It wasn't really a looney bin. And it was only for a few months. Just until I -- My parents thought -- I don't know -- I never told them, I never told anyone. It was a pact. Amy and me were both supposed to go -- in the water. She did it, but I swam back. I swam back -- I couldn't -- I don't know why we were so unhappy about. Eight -- I guess you're too young to know you can get over anything."

• (Jeff Daniels) "If only everything in the world could be covered in butter. What a world that would be."

• (Jeff Daniels) "No, no, no. It's not like that."
• (Jeff Daniels) "WD-40?"
• (Emma Stone) "For your wheels. Driving me nuts."
• (Emma Stone) "Nice bike, though. I used to ride one of these when I was your age. My parents put it in a yard sale. So I had to kill them."

• (Jeff Daniels) "You made this?"
• (Emma Stone) "Yeah --"
• (Jeff Daniels) "How?"
• (Emma Stone) "I don't know -- An onion, a couple of carrots -- One of your beers, uh -- Oh, hope that was okay, I just kind of helped myself."

Ryan Reynolds as Captain Excellent

• (Ryan Reynolds) "Saints alive, Richard. These competing patterns. What fool would combine these fabrics?"

Emma Stone as Abby

• (Emma Stone) "Remember the moment when you realized your soup didn't have to come out of a can? You konow, all manufactured? That your chicken noodle can kick Cambell's Chicken Noodle's ass any day?"
• (Jeff Daniels) "I think I'm having that moment right now."

• (Emma Stone) "Oh -- It's a -- Camel? Peacock?"
• (Jeff Daniels) "It's the swan. The beautiful, graceful swan."
• (Emma Stone) "Sorry --"

• (Emma Stone) "I had this dream last night. You were in it."
• (Jeff Daniels) "Oh. Was I interesting?"
• (Emma Stone) "You were you."

• (Emma Stone) "Chickens***."

Lisa Kudrow as Claire Dunn

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Kieran Culkin as Christopher

• (Kieran Culkin) "Isn't this the guy that was following you? I mean, who does that?"
• (Emma Stone) "You do. It's just babysitting."
• (Kieran Culkin) "Then where's the kid?"
• (Emma Stone) "Well -- He doesn't have a kid."
• (Kieran Culkin) "The guy's a perv, then. You gotta get outta here."
• (Emma Stone) "He's a famous writer. Okay? Get a life."
• (Kieran Culkin) "You are my life."

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