Pangs Quotes

Pangs is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Pangs ended in 1970.

Pangs Quotes

• (Xander) "I hate this guy."
• (Willow) "He's just doing what was done to him."
• (Xander) "I didn't give him syphilis."
• (Giles) "No, but you freed his spirit, and after a century of unrest he saw you as one of his oppressors."
• (Xander) "What, so he rises up and infects the first guy he sees? That's no fair."
• (Willow) "Like you've never woken up cranky."

• (Giles) "So, what do you think?"
• (Angel) "She sounds good. Kind of intense about this thanksgiving thing."
• (Giles) "I think perhaps she's a little lonely, but I meant about the murder."
• (Angel) "Whatever killed the woman in the museum, that's probably the danger."
• (Giles) "Yeah, well, this danger, your friend has some ominous vision about Buffy. It's all terribly vague. I mean, there are other things happening on this campus."
• (Angel) "Well, maybe I'm wrong, but I gotta try something. I can't just keep watching."
• (Giles) "I'm glad that you're watching out for her, but I feel I should remind you that she's not helpless and it's not your job to keep her safe."
• (Angel) "It's not yours anymore, either. Are you going to walk away?"

• (Xander) "Hey, can we come rocketing back to the part about me and my new syphilis?"
• (Anya) "It'll make you blind and insane, but it won't kill you. The smallpox will."

• (Buffy) "We don't say 'Indian.'"
• (Giles) "Oh, oh, right. Yes, yes. Um, always behind on the terms. Still trying not to refer to you lot as 'bloody colonials.'"

• (Xander) "Happy thanksgiving."
• (Giles) "Xander. You look like death."
• (Willow) "Are you ok?"
• (Buffy) "You didn't bring rolls?"

• (Spike) "A bear. You made a bear."
• (Buffy) "I didn't mean to."
• (Spike) "Undo it. Undo it."

• (Willow) "But, at least we all worked together and it was like old times."
• (Xander) "Yeah, especially with Angel being here and everything."
• (Xander) "Oops."

• (Willow) "Angel? I saw him too."
• (Giles) "That's not terribly stealthy of him."
• (Willow) "I think he's lost his edge."

• (Spike) "You know what happens to vampires who don't get to feed?"
• (Buffy) "I always wondered that. Giles, plates."
• (Spike) "Living skeletons, mate. Like famine pictures from those dusty countries, only not half as funny."
• (Buffy) "You can have gravy. That has blood in it, right?"
• (Spike) "Do you know what else has blood in it? Blood."
• (Buffy) "Do I have to gag you?"

• (Giles) "Buffy, Xander's in real danger. Are you sure the solution is pie?"
• (Buffy) "Over bickering and confusion, I'll take pie. We will find a solution. And we will have a nice dinner, ok? Both. End of story. I'm having thanksgiving, and it'll be perfect."

• (Buffy) "I still need to pick up a few things, so I'll check in. And keep your hands off the food."
• (Giles) "Oh, I'll try and restrain myself from eating uncooked potatoes and cranberries."

• (Xander) "You're a strange girlfriend."
• (Anya) "I'm a girlfriend?"
• (Xander) "Um -- there's a chance I'm delirious."

• (Willow) "Sarcasm accomplishes nothing, Giles."
• (Giles) "It's sort of an end in itself."

• (Anya) "Look at him. Have you ever seen anything so masculine?"
• (Buffy) "You mean Dean Guerrero or his wife?"

• (Hus) "You can't stop me."
• (Buffy) "You're very wrong about that."
• (Hus) "I am vengeance. I am my people's cry. They call for Hus, for the avenging spirit to carve out justice."
• (Buffy) "They tell you to start an ear collection?"

• (Buffy) "Will, you know how bad I feel about this. Okay? It's eating me up-"
• (Buffy) "A quarter cup of brandy and let it simmer."
• (Buffy) "But even though it's hard, we have to end this. Yes, he's been wronged, and I personally would be ready to apologize, but I --"
• (Spike) "Oh, someone put a stake in me."
• (Xander) "You got a lot of volunteers in here."
• (Spike) "I just can't take all this mamby-pamby boo-hooing about the bloody Indians."
• (Willow) "Uh, the preferred term is --"
• (Spike) "You won. All right? You came in and you killed them and you took their land. That's what conquering nations do. It's what Caesar did, and he's not goin' around saying, "I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it." The history of the world is not people making friends. You had better weapons, and you massacred them. End of story."
• (Buffy) "Well, I think the Spaniards actually did a lot of; Not that I don't like Spaniards."
• (Spike) "Listen to you. How you gonna fight anyone with that attitude?"
• (Willow) "We don't wanna fight anyone."
• (Buffy) "I just wanna have Thanksgiving."
• (Spike) "Heh heh. Yeah -- Good luck."
• (Willow) "Well, if we could talk to him --"
• (Spike) "You exterminated his race. What could you possibly say that would make him feel better? It's kill or be killed here. Take your bloody pick."
• (Xander) "Maybe it's the syphilis talking, but, some of that made sense."

• (Angel) "My friend had a vision. Buffy's in danger."
• (Willow) "So tell her. Help her."
• (Angel) "If she sees me, it'll be worse."
• (Willow) "See, I don't get that, all this "leaving for her own good" garbage. Because that's what it is. You can't just give up because there's obstacles. What kind --"
• (Angel) "Willow."
• (Willow) "Sorry. My stuff."

• (Willow) "Maybe there's a wiccan spell that can cure it. Something regular medicine doesn't know. Ooh, there was a potion."
• (Willow) "Sage, salt -- Onion?"
• (Buffy) "That's the stuffing"

• (Willow) "Buffy, earlier you agreed with me about Thanksgiving. It's a sham. It's all about death"
• (Buffy) "It is a sham. But it's a sham with yams. It's a yam sham."
• (Willow) "You're not gonna jokey-rhyme your way out of this one."

• (Willow) "But you have whipped cream. I saw it Giles's fridge."
• (Buffy) "But that's whipped cream in a canister. Look, it's only right if you whip it yourself."
• (Willow) "Hey, and then later, we can churn our own butter and make sweaters out of sheep."

• (Willow) "Maybe an ear-harvesting demon that; it's, like, building another demon completely out of ears. Or -- Ooh. Thought. We're just assuming someone else cut off the ear. What if it was self-inflicted, like van Gogh?"
• (Buffy) "So -- She brutally stabs herself, dumped the body, then cut off her own ear?"
• (Willow) "No. She cut off her ear, then killed herself, then dumped the body; I'm really off my game, aren't I?"

• (Buffy) "They're gonna be mushy."
• (Willow) "They won't be mushy."
• (Giles) "I like mushy peas."
• (Buffy) "You're the reason we had to have pilgrims in the first place."

• (Willow) "I'll go. I need the air."
• (Buffy) "Not alone."
• (Anya) "I'll go."
• (Xander) "Me, too."
• (Buffy) "Sure you're up to it?"
• (Spike) "Oh, leave that one. He looks like he's ready to drop any minute, and I think I can eat someone if he's already dead."
• (Xander) "I'm up to it."

• (Spike) "Oh, lay off. You all had a fine meal. But me -- An entire siege. You'd think one of you would bleed a little."

• (Giles) "Well, that's good, but this is why I think we should all keep a level head in this."
• (Willow) "And I happen to think mine is the level head and yours is the one things would roll off of."

• (Anya) "I inflicted a lot of putrefying diseases on men when I was an avenging demon, and you look like you're getting all of them."

• (Anya) "What's he like when he is evil?"

• (Spike) "Come on. I-I'm parboiling out here."
• (Buffy) "Want me to make it quicker?"
• (Spike) "Invite me in."
• (Buffy) "No."
• (Giles) "Fairly unlikely."
• (Spike) "Oh, damn it. Look, I'm safe. I can't bite anyone. Willow, tell 'em what I did."
• (Willow) "Y-You said you were gonna kill me, then Buffy."
• (Spike) "Yes, bad, but let's skip that part and get to the part where I couldn't bite you."
• (Willow) "It's true. He had trouble performing."

• (Buffy) "Wasn't exactly a perfect Thanksgiving."
• (Xander) "I don't know, seemed kind of right to me. A bunch of anticipation, a big fight, and now we're all sleepy."

• (Anya) "I love a ritual sacrifice."
• (Buffy) "Not really a one of those."
• (Anya) "To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrifice. With pie."

• (Willow) "Are you sure we shouldn't be helping him?"
• (Giles) "No, I think perhaps we won't help the angry spirit with his rape and pillage and murder."
• (Willow) "Well, ok, no, but we should be helping him redress his wrongs. Bring the atrocities to light"
• (Giles) "If the history books are full of them, I'd say they already are."
• (Willow) "Giving his land back."
• (Giles) "It's not exactly ours to give."
• (Willow) "I don't think you wanna help. I think you just wanna slay the demon, then go; La la la"
• (Giles) "And I think your sympathy for his plight has blinded you to certain urgent facts. We have to stop this thing."
• (Willow) "Ok, unfeeling guy."

• (Xander) "I think he thought we were crazy."
• (Willow) "Maybe if Anya hadn't opened the conversation with, "Everybody got both ears?""
• (Anya) "I liked his wife. She gave me pie."

• (Anya) "Soon he'll be sweating. I'm imagining having sex with him again."
• (Buffy) "Imaginary Xander is quite the machine."

• (Angel) "Willow, I'm here to protect Buffy. I don't have a whole lot of time for personal stuff."
• (Willow) "Right. Well, how can I help?"
• (Angel) "Well, if you can just tell me --"
• (Angel) "Who's that guy?"

• (Buffy) "We need to boil those and put them through the ricer."
• (Giles) "I don't think I have a ricer."
• (Buffy) "You don't have a ricer? What do you mean? How could someone not have a ricer?"
• (Giles) "Well, do you have one at home?"
• (Buffy) "I don't know. What's a ricer?"
• (Giles) "We'll mash them with forks, much like the pilgrims must have."

• (Willow) "Doesn't it make you wonder what else is there, like, right under our feet?"
• (Buffy) "Mostly, I've just found sewers full of demons."

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