P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang Quotes

P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang ended its run in 1970.

It features David Puttnam as producer, David Earl (composer) in charge of musical score, and Tony Pierce-Roberts as head of cinematography.

P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang is 80 minutes (UK) long.

P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Berk."
• (Boy) "You stupid bugger."
• (Unnamed) "It's in the bloody canal, you berk. If it sinks, you're out."
• (Unnamed) "We'll have to move that canal."

• (Unnamed) "And Duckworth has done it. England have won the most dramatic victory in the history of cricket. The entire crowd; and I'll wager the entire nation; rises to its feet in homage to Quack-Quack Duckworth who went to the wicket a boy -- and came back a man."

• (Unnamed) ""I have seen the light of truth in what's happened and the light of love in your fiancée's eyes; love for me.""
• (Unnamed) "Then you stride over to her, take her in your arms and -- bleeeeugh."
• (Unnamed) "Puke and vomitudinosty."
• (Unnamed) "Spewosity upthrow."
• (Unnamed) "That's stupid, that. Long drivel words that don't mean anything."
• (Unnamed) "He's getting more like my Auntie Phyllis every day."
• (Unnamed) "It's the strain of learning his lines."
• (Unnamed) "Either that or he's been overdoing it."
• (Unnamed) "Overdoing it can't make you go like you Auntie Phyllis, can it?"

• (Unnamed) "Please God. Let it be today. Somehow, let it come true today. I know Thursdays are difficult for you, what with the girls having double Domestic Science while we're in double PT. But it's just somehow -- I don't think I can last out another day. And in return I promise, I hereby solemnly promise that I won't even think about -- the other things. Well, try not to think about the other things. I didn't all day yesterday, or last night when I got into bed. And I'm not now, honest to God, God."
• (Unnamed) "Look, no hands. Please God. Today or tomorrow; or early next week at the latest, weather permitting. Just one kiss. One'll do. Amen. And I'll never ask for anything again. Promise."

• (Unnamed) "Aaaargh. It's cramp. Bloody hell-fire and scrotums."
• (Unnamed) "Millions of pounds on education."
• (Unnamed) "It'll be with him living under the shadow of the Bomb, I expect."

• (Unnamed) "Bums are nothing really; everyone's got a bum. Always have had; they're nothing to be ashamed of. Dicks aren't either; everyone's got a dick. It's only the human torso. Tits included; I mean they're just for feeding babies with, deep down, not for bouncing about. The same goes for getting a feel. Kissing's different. A kiss is --"
• (Unnamed) "Girls like it as well, you know."
• (Unnamed) "Like what?"
• (Unnamed) "What boys like -- and some of them bloody love it."
• (Unnamed) "I'm not talking about just French girls."
• (Unnamed) "Aye, I'm not either."

• (Unnamed) "When I walk past your desk, I breathe in on purpose to smell your skin. It's the most beautiful smell there is."
• (Unnamed) "It's only Yardley's."

• (Unnamed) "Mañana."
• (Unnamed) "Mañana."
• (Unnamed) "Mañana's not soon enough for me."

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