P.S. I Love You (film) Quotes

P.S. I Love You (film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . P.S. I Love You completed its run in 1970.

It features Wendy Finerman; Broderick Johnson; Andrew Kosove; Molly Smith as producer, John Powell (film composer) in charge of musical score, and Terry Stacey as head of cinematography.

P.S. I Love You (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of P.S. I Love You (film) is 125 minutes long. P.S. I Love You (film) is distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures.

The cast includes: Harry Connick Jr. as Daniel Connelly, Gerard Butler as Gerry Kennedy, Hilary Swank as Holly Kennedy, Kathy Bates as Patricia, Lisa Kudrow as Denise Hennessey, James Marsters as John McCarthy, Gina Gershon as Sharon McCarthy, Jeffrey Dean Morgan as William, and Nellie McKay as Ciara.

P.S. I Love You (film) Quotes

Gerard Butler as Gerry Kennedy

• (Gerard Butler) "I'm sorry I said the wrong thing to your mother. God, I still get nervous around her. I still think, after nine years, she doesn't like me. I know I'm being stupid."
• (Hilary Swank) "No, you're not being stupid, baby. She doesn't like you."
• (Gerard Butler) "Really? I kinda thought, deep down, she really loved me."
• (Hilary Swank) "No -- she doesn't. I was nineteen when we got married. You corrupted me with sex and charm, and the longer it takes you to make your fortune, the less sexy and charming you are."
• (Hilary Swank) "What? What are you looking for?"
• (Gerard Butler) "My balls. They were hanging there a minute ago."

• (Gerard Butler) "Baby, we're already IN our life. It's already started. This is it. You have to stop waitin', baby."

• (Gerard Butler) "What do you want? I know what I want, cause I'm holding it in my hands."

• (Gerard Butler) "Where are you going?"
• (Hilary Swank) "Stay."
• (Gerard Butler) "You have my jacket."
• (Hilary Swank) "I'm keeping it unless we meet again, otherwise that will be the most perfect kiss ever shared by two strangers"
• (Gerard Butler) "I bet we will meet again."
• (Hilary Swank) "You better win that bet, because if we do, that'll be the end of it."
• (Gerard Butler) "The end of what?"
• (Hilary Swank) "Life as we know it."
• (Gerard Butler) "I'm singing at this --"
• (Hilary Swank) "Shh, if I happen to walk into the right one in the right town."
• (Gerard Butler) "What's your name?"
• (Hilary Swank) "No."

• (Gerard Butler) "Are you going to make me sleep in the tub again?"

• (Gerard Butler) "I know what I want, because I have it in my hands right now. You."

• (Gerard Butler) "Every morning I still wake up and the first thing I want to do is to see your face."

• (Gerard Butler) "P.S. I love you."

• (Gerard Butler) "Look, Holly, people have babies with no money all the time. And if you're so worried about it,"
• (Gerard Butler) "why don't you stop buying designer clothes, huh?"
• (Hilary Swank) "I buy EVERYTHING on E-bay. It doesn't count when you're wearing"
• (Hilary Swank) "Marc Jacobs from Minneapolis."

• (Gerard Butler) "My life had changed right there. I'm not worried about you remembering me, luv. You need to remember that girl on the road."

Lisa Kudrow as Denise Hennessey

• (Lisa Kudrow) "What's my name?"
• (Tom) "Tom"
• (Lisa Kudrow) "Where've you been?"
• (Tom) "With all the wrong women."

• (Lisa Kudrow) "I hate cosmetics companies. They get you addicted to the perfect lipstick or nail polish and then, six months later, they discontinue it. You have to buy your favorite colors like you're storing up for the Apocalypse."

• (Lisa Kudrow) "Hi. I'm Denise."
• (Gay Man #1) "Matt."
• (Lisa Kudrow) "I love your tie."
• (Gay Man #1) "Oh, thanks."
• (Lisa Kudrow) "Are you single, Matt?"
• (Gay Man #1) "Yes."
• (Lisa Kudrow) "Are you gay?"
• (Gay Man #1) "Yes."
• (Lisa Kudrow) "Okay."
• (Lisa Kudrow) "Hi."
• (George) "Hi."
• (Lisa Kudrow) "I like your chain."
• (George) "Thanks."
• (Lisa Kudrow) "Denise."
• (George) "George."
• (Lisa Kudrow) "Are you single?"
• (George) "Yes."
• (Lisa Kudrow) "Are you gay?"
• (George) "No."
• (Lisa Kudrow) "Are you working?"
• (George) "No."

Hilary Swank as Holly Kennedy

• (Leprechaun) "Are you Holly Kennedy?"
• (Hilary Swank) "If I am, will you sing at me?"
• (Leprechaun) "Yes."
• (Hilary Swank) "No, I'm not."
• (Leprechaun) "Please, don't make this an issue. I gotta sing and deliver a letter."
• (Hilary Swank) "A letter? What's the song?"
• (Leprechaun) "Ya, I'm 'gon be there."
• (Hilary Swank) "Oh, please don't, just give me the letter."
• (Leprechaun) "I could get reported."
• (Hilary Swank) "By who? The leprechaun union?"
• (Leprechaun) "You know, I was in an off-Broadway play with Al god damn Pacino, I don't need this s***. Want the balloons?"
• (Hilary Swank) "No."
• (Leprechaun) "Fine."

• (Hilary Swank) "Daniel?"
• (Harry Connick Jr.) "Yeah."
• (Hilary Swank) "Um, so, why do you think?"
• (Harry Connick Jr.) "Your husband died? I dunno. Maybe you're being punished for something."
• (Harry Connick Jr.) "What?"
• (Harry Connick Jr.) "Being too happy? Too beautiful? I dunno. God can be a pretty jealous guy."
• (Hilary Swank) "I don't believe that. I've never been too happy, and I'm not too beautiful."
• (Harry Connick Jr.) "I think you're hot."
• (Harry Connick Jr.) "Sorry, I have a syndrome. I don't really have a filter. I don't pick up on social cues."
• (Hilary Swank) "You mean: you're rude."
• (Harry Connick Jr.) "Yeah, but now it's a disease I can take medication for."
• (Hilary Swank) "They have pills for rudeness?"
• (Harry Connick Jr.) "I know. And they can't figure out the Middle East. Go figure."

• (Hilary Swank) "I can't fall asleep alone."
• (Gerard Butler) "I'm right here, baby."
• (Hilary Swank) "I had a terrible dream."
• (Gerard Butler) "Don't tell me."
• (Hilary Swank) "Gerry, I don't want to go back to work. What should I do?"
• (Gerard Butler) "Quit. Stay here with me."
• (Hilary Swank) "I don't have a plan, Gerry."
• (Gerard Butler) "That's okay, luv. Your plans never work out, anyway."
• (Hilary Swank) "That's true."

• (Hilary Swank) "Oh, never mind. I'm just screwed up. I'm trouble -- yeah."
• (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) "I like trouble."
• (Hilary Swank) "Oh no, I don't mean "cool Pulp Fiction" trouble. I mean "mental case wacko" trouble."

• (Hilary Swank) "It's been a year. I don't feel him anymore. I feel he's gone. He's really gone."

• (Hilary Swank) "Nice jacket."
• (Gerard Butler) "I won it in a bet."

• (Hilary Swank) "Do you think it'd be all right if I stop my life right here? Become good Miss Haversham of the Lower East Side? Never leave my apartment till I'm old. Sit in my wedding dress --"
• (Gina Gershon) "Which you never had."
• (Hilary Swank) "With an old piece of wedding cake?"
• (Gina Gershon) "Which you never had. Gotta be rich to be insane, Hol. Losing your mind is not a luxury for the middle class."

• (Hilary Swank) "Maybe we can defy God and go see a Yankees game."
• (Harry Connick Jr.) "Yeah, we'll be really weird friends joined by self-pity, bitterness and vomit."

• (Hilary Swank) "And never a new love will be the same / Good riddance, good-bye."
• (Nellie McKay) "You're thirty."
• (James Marsters) "Hey, Holly, these keep falling out of your mailbox."
• (James Marsters) "What is that smell?"
• (Hilary Swank) "I wasn't expecting company. Mom. Don't clean."
• (Kathy Bates) "I'm not. I'll just organize the garbage."
• (Lisa Kudrow) "We did try to call, first."
• (Gina Gershon) "Are you drunk?"
• (Hilary Swank) "No."
• (Nellie McKay) "Do you wanna be?"
• (Kathy Bates) "Ciara."
• (Kathy Bates) "What happened to your head?"
• (Hilary Swank) "Pimple."
• (Kathy Bates) "You're not showering?"
• (Lisa Kudrow) "Well, you always squeeze it too hard."
• (James Marsters) "What is that smell?"
• (Hilary Swank) "It's me. All right?"
• (Gina Gershon) "Hey, hey. Don't be like that."
• (Hilary Swank) "Like what?"
• (Gina Gershon) "Like the only lonely widow in Gotham City."
• (Hilary Swank) "I'm not, just -- really exhausted."
• (Lisa Kudrow) "Yeah, well"
• (Lisa Kudrow) ", what are you doing, two shows a night?"

• (Hilary Swank) "No, it's not gonna work. I feel like I'm trying on a new pair of shoes I really wanna buy, but they just don't fit. Sorry."
• (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) "Alright then, how about going barefoot for a while?"

• (Hilary Swank) "I left without saying anything. He must think I'm an idiot."
• (Lisa Kudrow) "Well, you're an American. They expect us to be idiots."

• (Hilary Swank) "What if this is it, Gerry? What if this is all there is to our life? You have to have a plan. Why do I have to be the responsible grown-up who worries? Why can't I be the cute, carefree Irish guy who sings all the time?"
• (Gerard Butler) "Because you can't sing without making dogs bark?"

• (Hilary Swank) "Will you listen to him?"
• (Vicky) "What?"
• (Hilary Swank) "He's obviously worried about this. Look at him -- he's pale."
• (Vicky) "Who are you to tell me how to talk to my husband?"
• (Hilary Swank) "I'm saying you shouldn't push this on him, if he doesn't want to do it."
• (Vicky) "I'll push whatever the hell I want on him. He's my husband. I want this apartment, we're doing this."
• (Hilary Swank) "Say no, Ted."
• (Vicky) "It is amazing to me that you are still talking. Ted, don't listen to her."
• (Hilary Swank) "Ted, she's being a tyrant. She's got your balls on one of those things that you know, uh, clink back and forth. You know what I mean?"
• (Vicky) "You bitch."
• (Hilary Swank) "Brat."
• (Vicky) "Shut up."
• (Hilary Swank) "You shut up."
• (Vicky) "No, you shut up."

• (Hilary Swank) "Oh, stop being all bilingual."
• (Gerard Butler) "-- kiss me arse."
• (Hilary Swank) "Kiss mine. In English."

• (Hilary Swank) "Do all Irishmen sing?"
• (Gerard Butler) "Aah. Only the really well-hung ones."

• (Hilary Swank) "What do you want?"
• (Gina Gershon) "Oh good -- a friendly voice."
• (Hilary Swank) "What happened last night?"
• (Gina Gershon) "Lemon drops and Tequila, my friend. The moment where a 30-year-old body does not recover quite as fast as a 29-year-old body."

• (Hilary Swank) "I don't want to make any mistakes."
• (Gerard Butler) "Then you're in the wrong species, love. Be a dog."

• (Hilary Swank) "Dear Gerry, you said you wanted me to fall in love again, and maybe one day I will. But there are all kinds of love out there. This is my one and only life. And it's a great and terrible and short and endless thing, and none of us come out of it alive. I don't have a plan -- except, it's time my mom laughed again. She has never seen the world. She has never seen Ireland. So, I'm taking her back where we started. Maybe now she'll understand. I don't know how you did it, but you brought me back from the dead. I'll write to you again soon. P.S -- Guess what?"

• (Hilary Swank) "All I know is, if you don't figure out this something, you'll just stay ordinary, and it doesn't matter if it's a work of art, or a taco, or a pair of socks. Just create something -- new, and there it is, and it's you, out in the world, outside of you, and you can look at it, or hear it, or read it, or feel it -- and you know a little more about -- you. A little bit more than anyone else does -- Does that make any sense at all?"
• (Gerard Butler) "Yeah -- you're saying you want to paint socks."
• (Hilary Swank) "Maybe."

Kathy Bates as Patricia

• (Kathy Bates) "I bet you've had a hard time walking into a room full of people on your own, right? Yeah. I know that. I know what it is, not to feel like you're in the room, until he looks at you or touches your hand or even makes a joke at your expense, just to let everyone know -- you're with him. You're his."

• (Kathy Bates) "Take a break, will you?"
• (Hilary Swank) "Mom?"
• (Kathy Bates) "What's the matter?"
• (Hilary Swank) "When daddy left, I was fourteen, and I said -- That's it, never again, no man. And then I meet Gerry. This wonderful man happens to me and then, and then he died. What was the point?"
• (Kathy Bates) "I know."
• (Hilary Swank) "I'm so angry I could kill somebody. I'm alone, and it doesn't matter what job I have or what I do or what I don't do or what friends I have, he's not here. I mean, you're alone, no matter what."
• (Kathy Bates) "That's right."
• (Hilary Swank) "God. I didn't come here for you to give me some bulls*** honest answer. Why can't you lie to me just once?"
• (Kathy Bates) "I'm sorry, sweetheart."
• (Hilary Swank) "I can't breathe. I can't breathe."
• (Kathy Bates) "C'mon, let's take a walk."

• (Kathy Bates) "So now, all alone or not, you gotta walk ahead. Thing to remember is if we're all alone, then we're all together in that too."

• (Kathy Bates) "You know the worst thing for a parent -- second after losing a child? Watching your child head for the same life you had. You can't stop it. It's a terrible, helpless feeling. Makes you angry all the time. And I've been angry. For a very long time. I'm exhausted."
• (Hilary Swank) "Do you think we'll ever see dad again?"
• (Kathy Bates) "No sweetheart, never. So you have to stop waiting."

Harry Connick Jr. as Daniel Connelly

• (Harry Connick Jr.) "You've been thinking about me?"
• (Hilary Swank) "Because you've been a real friend through all this."
• (Harry Connick Jr.) "Have you ever thought of me in the nude?"
• (Hilary Swank) "No."
• (Harry Connick Jr.) "Not even with my shirt off?"
• (Hilary Swank) "Gerry, stop it."
• (Harry Connick Jr.) "Daniel, I'm Daniel, are you ever gonna feel the way you felt about Gerry with anyone else, or do you need one of your letters to figure that out?"
• (Hilary Swank) "Where are you going?"
• (Harry Connick Jr.) "I really like you, but I can't be the Invisible Man. I'm tired of being the shoulder, I want to be another body part. I want to use up a woman so she's ruined for all other men."
• (Hilary Swank) "You don't want to do that."
• (Harry Connick Jr.) "No, I don't want to do that. I want to date a woman who actually likes men, I want to be somebody's Gerry."
• (Harry Connick Jr.) "Honestly, I don't blame you. It's not your fault, it's mine. I didn't plan on liking you, it just sort of happened that way, I'm sorry about that."

• (Harry Connick Jr.) "Look, if you ever just wanna get out -- just do anything, just -- I'll wait for your call. And just so you know, I'm not looking for "a thing" right now. I'm just flirting in good faith."
• (Hilary Swank) "I appreciate that."

• (Harry Connick Jr.) "I don't meant to throw this at you from left field, but what do women want? I mean, I can't figure it out. They want us to ask; they, they don't want us to ask; they want us to make a move, not make a move. They want us to be on bottom; they want us to be on top. Use hair products, don't use hair products. What do you people want?"
• (Hilary Swank) "I'll tell you. But you have to promise not to say I told you."
• (Harry Connick Jr.) "I, I swear."
• (Hilary Swank) "Because it's a sacred secret."
• (Harry Connick Jr.) "A sacred secret."
• (Hilary Swank) "You ready?"
• (Harry Connick Jr.) "Yeah."
• (Hilary Swank) "You sure?"
• (Harry Connick Jr.) "I think so."
• (Hilary Swank) "We have absolutely no idea what we want."
• (Harry Connick Jr.) "I knew it."

• (Harry Connick Jr.) "I'd be happy to help you get rid of Gerry."
• (Hilary Swank) "Do you have to say it like that?"
• (Harry Connick Jr.) "What? I want to say -- like what -- I didn't say anything."
• (Hilary Swank) "What is wrong with you?"
• (Harry Connick Jr.) "Nothing."
• (Hilary Swank) "Take a pill."

• (Harry Connick Jr.) "Sorry about your loss."
• (Hilary Swank) "Thanks."
• (Harry Connick Jr.) "How did he die?"
• (Hilary Swank) "A brain tumor."
• (Harry Connick Jr.) "Nice."

• (Harry Connick Jr.) "Thanks for inviting me -- you're a terrible singer."
• (Hilary Swank) "Yes, I am."
• (Harry Connick Jr.) "I'd be really embarrassed if I were you."
• (Hilary Swank) "Did you take your medication today?"
• (Harry Connick Jr.) "No, I thought I'd come here instead."

Jeffrey Dean Morgan as William

• (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) "There's no man, alive or dead, who's going to fault you for living."

• (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) "You're very sweet."
• (Hilary Swank) "Oh God. The last time a guy said that, he followed it up with, "But I don't date 13-year-olds.""
• (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) "Well, lucky for you, neither do I."

Gina Gershon as Sharon McCarthy

• (Gina Gershon) "Plus, you're an American. You've got the foreign exotic stuff going for you."
• (Hilary Swank) "Oh, there is nothing exotic about being an American."
• (Gina Gershon) "Well, he doesn't know that."

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