Outside Providence (film) Quotes

Outside Providence (film) is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Outside Providence ended in 1970.

It features Michael Corrente as producer, Sheldon Mirowitz in charge of musical score, and Richard Crudo as head of cinematography.

Outside Providence (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Outside Providence (film) is 96 minutes long. Outside Providence (film) is distributed by Miramax Films.

The cast includes: Alec Baldwin as Old Man Dunphy, Shawn Hatosy as Timothy Dunphy, Shawn Hatosy as Tim, Timothy Crowe as Mr. Funderberk, Amy Smart as Jane Weston, and Jon Abrahams as Drugs Delaney.

Outside Providence (film) Quotes

Shawn Hatosy as Timothy Dunphy

• (Shawn Hatosy) "Maybe he'll get lucky. Maybe, when ya die, there's just nothin'."

• (Dean Mort) "Mr. Dunphy, do you have a friend called "Drugs"?"
• (Shawn Hatosy) "Drugs Delaney?"
• (Timothy Crowe) "How many individuals named drugs could you possibly associate with?"
• (Shawn Hatosy) "Just one."
• (Dean Mort) "Yesterday we received a letter addressed simply to Cornwall Academy, Cornwall, Connecticut. So naturally we, we opened it and read it. You might want to sit down. It begins, "Greetings Dunph. What's happening? I got your letter today. Cornhole Academy sounds like it really sucks the big one. I can't believe they make everyone work a lot and not smoke. You should tell that piece of s*** Thunderturd to shove it. You didn't want to go there in the first place. Eat s***, man."
• (Jon Abrahams) "The camera cuts to Drugs writing the letter; Today you should've seen me and Mousy today at school today. I got cocked on a pint of Blackberry brandy, ate some THC on the bus. We were f***ed. This teacher Mr. Rivera goes, "What's wrong with you Delaney?" I go, "I'm totally f***ed, maaaaan." Everybody laughed like a bastard. Oh man, you should see this song I'm listenin' to. It's called "Don't Bogart That Joint, My Friend." I think it's by a group called --"
• (Dean Mort) "This is a couple of hours later. Must have nodded out, man."
• (Jon Abrahams) "I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again."
• (Dean Mort) "Want me to send you some squeef? Or you got enough? Good luck not getting caught. Cocked in Rhode Island, Drugs. P.S.; Oh yes, there's a postscript you might be interested in; Mousy says he stinkfingered Bunny Cote. As you might imagine Mr. Dunphy, this is, this is, this fairly incriminating. And, uh, technically you have not breached any of Cornwall Academy's rules, but you can bet your bottom dollar, Mister, we'll be keeping an eye on you."

• (Shawn Hatosy) "What's a prep school?"
• (Alec Baldwin) "It's to prepare you for not getting your neck broke by me."

• (Shawn Hatosy) "My brother's in a wheel chair because of a freak accident as a kid. One day we were playing touch football and he fell off the roof."

Alec Baldwin as Old Man Dunphy

• (Alec Baldwin) "What are you two knuckleheads up to?"
• (Shawn Hatosy) "Going out."
• (Alec Baldwin) "What you gonna do?"
• (Shawn Hatosy) "Hang around."
• (Alec Baldwin) "When you gonna come back?"
• (Shawn Hatosy) "Later."
• (Alec Baldwin) "Now, was that so hard?"

• (Alec Baldwin) "So, Dildo, whatever happened to that girlfriend of yours?"
• (Shawn Hatosy) "She's goin' to Brown University next year."
• (Alec Baldwin) "Brown University? They got one of those in Providence, you know."
• (Shawn Hatosy) "There's only one, pop."
• (Alec Baldwin) "You hot s***. How do you think she's gonna like ridin' around Providence in this s***box?"
• (Jackie Dunphy) "She's gonna be Mrs. Dildo."
• (Alec Baldwin) "Shut up, you little hard-on."

Amy Smart as Jane Weston

• (Amy Smart) "Put that away. It's time to study."
• (Shawn Hatosy) "No, really, I study better when I'm stoned. It's like my brain becomes more focused or something."
• (Amy Smart) "Yeah, right. You haven't gotten higher than a D since you've been here."
• (Shawn Hatosy) "That's cause there's no good weed around here."

Timothy Crowe as Mr. Funderberk

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