Out of Gas Quotes

Out of Gas is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Out of Gas stopped airing in 1970.

The cast includes: Ilia Volok as Mal, Steven Flynn as Captain, Lyle Kanouse as Salesman, Ilia Volok as Marco, and Dax Griffin as Bester.

Out of Gas Quotes

Ilia Volok as Mal

• (Ilia Volok) "You got much experience with a vessel like this?"
• (Kaylee) "I never even been up in one before."
• (Ilia Volok) "Wanna?"

• (Ilia Volok) "I tell you, Zoë, we get a mechanic, get her up and running again, hire a good pilot, maybe a cook; Live like real people. A small crew; They must feel the need to be free. Take jobs as they come. They never have to be under the heel of nobody ever again. No matter how long the arm of the Alliance might get -- we'll just get ourselves a little further."
• (Zoë Washburne) ""Get her running again"?"
• (Ilia Volok) "Yeah."
• (Zoë Washburne) "So not running now?"
• (Ilia Volok) "Not so much."

• (Ilia Volok) "I thought I ordered you all off the ship. I call you back?"
• (Hoban 'Wash' Washburne) "No, Mal, you didn't."
• (Zoë Washburne) "I take full responsibility, Cap'n."
• (Dr. Simon Tam) "The decision saved your life."
• (Zoë Washburne) "Won't happen again, sir."
• (Ilia Volok) "Good. And, thanks, I'm grateful."
• (Zoë Washburne) "It was my pleasure, sir."

• (Ilia Volok) "Let me show you the rest. And-and try to see past what she is and onto what she can be."
• (Zoë Washburne) "What's that, sir?"
• (Ilia Volok) "Freedom is what."
• (Zoë Washburne) "I meant, what's that ?"
• (Ilia Volok) "Oh, yeah, just step around that. I think something must have been living in here."

• (Inara) "You're gonna rent this shuttle to me."
• (Ilia Volok) "Am I?"
• (Inara) "Yes. And for one quarter less than your asking price."
• (Ilia Volok) "Is that a fact?"
• (Inara) "It is."
• (Ilia Volok) "And you figure you'll be getting this discount why, exactly?"
• (Inara) "You want me."
• (Inara) "You want me on your ship."

• (Kaylee) "Catalyzer on the port compression coil blew. It's where the trouble started."
• (Ilia Volok) "Okay, I need that in captain dummy talk, Kaylee."

• (Ilia Volok) "Great, ain't he?"
• (Zoë Washburne) "I don't like him."
• (Ilia Volok) "What?"
• (Zoë Washburne) "Just somethin' about him bothers me."

• (Ilia Volok) "Ship like this, be with you 'til the day you die."
• (Zoë Washburne) "'Cause it's a deathtrap."

• (Ilia Volok) "You are very much lacking in imagination."
• (Zoë Washburne) "I imagine that's so, sir."

• (Ilia Volok) "How much they payin' you?"
• (Jayne) "Huh?"
• (Ilia Volok) "I mean, let's say you did kill us -- or didn't -- there could be torture, whatever. But somehow, you found the goods. What would your cut be?"
• (Jayne) "Seven percent, straight off the top."
• (Ilia Volok) "Seven. Oh."
• (Jayne) "What?"
• (Ilia Volok) "Hmm? Nothin'. Not a thing. No. I just;"
• (Ilia Volok) "Does that seem low to you?"
• (Zoë Washburne) "It does, sir."
• (Jayne) "That ain't low."
• (Ilia Volok) "Stop it."
• (Jayne) "Seven percent's standard."
• (Ilia Volok) "Okay. Zoë, I'm payin' you too much."
• (Jayne) "Why? What does she get?"
• (Ilia Volok) "Knock it off."
• (Ilia Volok) "Look, forget I said anything. I'm sure you're treated very well. You get the perks, got your own room --"
• (Ilia Volok) "No? You share a bunk?"

• (Ilia Volok) "Looks can be deceiving."
• (Jayne) "Not as deceiving as a low down, dirty -- deceiver."
• (Ilia Volok) "Well said. Wasn't that well said, Zoë?"
• (Zoë Washburne) "It had a kinda poetry to it, sir."

• (Inara) "The Alliance has no quarrel with me. I supported Unification."
• (Ilia Volok) "Did ya? Well, I don't supposed you're the only whore that did."
• (Inara) "Oh, one further addendum. That's the last time you get to call me "whore"."
• (Ilia Volok) "Absolutely. Never again."

• (Ilia Volok) "You all gonna be here when I wake up?"
• (Shepherd Book) "We'll be here."
• (Ilia Volok) "Good. That's good."

• (Ilia Volok) "Which one you figure tracked us?"
• (Zoë Washburne) "The ugly one, sir."
• (Ilia Volok) "Could you be more specific?"

• (Ilia Volok) "Does that seem low to you?"
• (Zoë Washburne) "It does, sir."
• (Jayne) "That ain't low."
• (Ilia Volok) "Stop it."
• (Jayne) "Seven percent's standard."
• (Ilia Volok) "Okay. Zoë, I'm payin' you too much."
• (Jayne) "Why? What does she get?"
• (Ilia Volok) "Knock it off."
• (Ilia Volok) "Look, forget I said anything. I'm sure you're treated very well. You get the perks, got your own room -- No? You share a bunk?"

• (Inara) "I don't discuss my clients."
• (Jayne) "Aww, come on, Inara. Who'd know?"
• (Inara) "You."
• (Inara) "A Companion doesn't kiss and tell."
• (Ilia Volok) "So there is kissing?"

• (Ilia Volok) "Look, we finally got ourselves a genius mechanic. It's about time we hired someone to fly this damn thing."
• (Dax Griffin) "Genius. No one's ever called me that before. Shiny."

• (Inara) "Mal, you don't have to die alone."
• (Ilia Volok) "Everybody dies alone."

• (Ilia Volok) "Kaylee. Kaylee, look at me. I need you up in the engine room figurin' out what caused this."
• (Kaylee) "She ain't moving."
• (Kaylee) "Serenity's not moving."

• (Inara) "Mal --"
• (Ilia Volok) "You fly smart, don't push too hard, shuttle life support should last you a good long while."
• (Inara) "Mal, this isn't the ancient sea. You don't have to go down with your ship."
• (Ilia Volok) "She ain't going down. She ain't going anywhere."

• (Ilia Volok) "Not if all you're gonna do is sit around here and whinge about it, no."
• (Wash) "What do you expect me to do, Mal?"
• (Ilia Volok) "Whatever you have to. And if you can't do it from here, then get a suit on and go outside on the side of the boat --"
• (Wash) "And what? Wave my arms around?"
• (Ilia Volok) "Wave your arms around, jump up and down, divert the nav sats to the transmitter -- whatever."
• (Wash) "Divert the --; right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die."
• (Ilia Volok) "It'd give the beacon a boost, wouldn't it?"
• (Wash) "Yes, Mal, it would boost the signal, but even if some passerby did happen to receive, all it would do is muck up their navigation."
• (Ilia Volok) "Could be that's true."
• (Wash) "Damn right it's true. They'd be forced to stop and dig out our signal before they could even go anyplace -- well, maybe I should do that, then."
• (Ilia Volok) "Maybe you should."
• (Wash) "Okay."
• (Ilia Volok) "Good."
• (Wash) "Fine."
• (Jayne) "Hey. What you two think you're doing? Fightin' at a time like this? You'll use up all the air."

Lyle Kanouse as Salesman

• (Lyle Kanouse) "You buy this ship, treat her proper, she'll be with you for the rest of your life."

Dax Griffin as Bester

• (Dax Griffin) "Mal. What do you need two mechanics for?"
• (Ilia Volok) "I really don't."

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