Our Relations Quotes

Our Relations is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Our Relations ended in 1970.

It features Stan Laurel as producer, Leroy Shield in charge of musical score, and Rudolph Maté as head of cinematography.

Our Relations is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Our Relations is 72' 58" long. Our Relations is distributed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

The cast includes: Stan Laurel as Stan, Oliver Hardy as Ollie, Betty Healy as Mrs. Betty Laurel, Alan Hale Sr. as Joe Grogan, James Finlayson as Finn, and Daphne Pollard as Mrs. Daphne Hardy.

Our Relations Quotes

Oliver Hardy as Ollie

• (Oliver Hardy) "I think I'll have --"
• (Alan Hale Sr.) "I know what you two guys are gonna have --"
• (Betty Healy) "That's an awfully fresh waiter."

• (Oliver Hardy) "You know, that Laurel is the dumbest thing I've ever seen."
• (Oliver Hardy) "The other one is, too. Neither one of them can see any further than the end of their nose."

• (Oliver Hardy) "I'll have a nice, tall, cold flagon of beer."
• (Stan Laurel) "And two straws."
• (Alan Hale Sr.) "That'll be a quarter."
• (Oliver Hardy) "A quarter? For this?"
• (Alan Hale Sr.) "No, ten cents for the beer and fifteen cents for the straws."

• (Oliver Hardy) "Stan took me to see and Punch and Judy show; I haven't seen one of those since I was a kid."

Stan Laurel as Stan

• (Stan Laurel) "Why would they feel like that? Everybody has a black sheep in their closet."

• (Stan Laurel) "Shakespeare."
• (Oliver Hardy) "Longfellow."
• (Oliver Hardy) "What goes up the chimney?"
• (Stan Laurel) "Santa Claus."

Alan Hale Sr. as Joe Grogan

• (Alan Hale Sr.) "When they were here the first time, they called themselves Laurel and Hardy."

James Finlayson as Finn

• (James Finlayson) "Here, have yourselves a fling."
• (Oliver Hardy) "A dollar? We can't do much flinging on a dollar."

Betty Healy as Mrs. Betty Laurel

• (Betty Healy) "I'll have a nice Welsh Rarebit."
• (Alan Hale Sr.) "One Welsh Rarebit."
• (Stan Laurel) "With cheese."
• (Alan Hale Sr.) "With --"

Daphne Pollard as Mrs. Daphne Hardy

• (Daphne Pollard) "Just a minute."
• (Daphne Pollard) "Help me this this, you."
• (Daphne Pollard) "Happy Birthday to you. Come on, Betty."
• (Oliver Hardy) "Now what did you go and help her for?"
• (Stan Laurel) "Well I didn't know what she was going to do."
• (Oliver Hardy) "That's right; you wouldn't."

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