Oscar (1991 film) Quotes

Oscar (1991 film) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Oscar ended its run in 1970.

It features Leslie Belzberg as producer, Elmer Bernstein in charge of musical score, and Mac Ahlberg as head of cinematography.

Oscar (1991 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Oscar (1991 film) is 109 minutes long. Oscar (1991 film) is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Kirk Douglas as Eduardo Provolone, Sylvester Stallone as Snaps, Marisa Tomei as Lisa Provolone, Vincent Spano as Anthony Rossano, Tim Curry as Dr. Thornton Poole, Peter Riegert as Aldo, Chazz Palminteri as Connie, Vincent Spano as Anthony, Martin Ferrero as Finucci, Ornella Muti as Sophia, Elizabeth Barondes as Theresa, Linda Gray as Roxanne, Don Ameche as Father Clemente, Joycelyn O'Brien as Nora, Robert Lesser as Officer Keough, and Jim Mulholland as Oscar.

Oscar (1991 film) Quotes

Sylvester Stallone as Snaps

• (Sylvester Stallone) "Mornin', Doc."
• (Tim Curry) "Mr. Provolon-e. Where are those G's?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "In here."

• (Sylvester Stallone) "-- Take Louie 'The Lug' McGurk. Died tragically at 25."
• (Vincent Spano) "I'm twenty five. What happened?"
• (Peter Riegert) "Somebody stepped on his fingers."
• (Vincent Spano) "And that killed him?"
• (Peter Riegert) "He was hanging from a window ledge of the Edison Hotel at the time."

• (Sylvester Stallone) "Aw, it's no use, Doc. I'll never learn to talk good."
• (Tim Curry) "Do not despair, Mr. Provolon-e. We shall try a different tack."
• (Tim Curry) ""Rocco the rum-runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his Rosco for robbing his rum-running receipts.""
• (Tim Curry) "You've got it."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Well, yeah. You finally came up with something that made sense."

• (Sylvester Stallone) "Let's get started, I got until noon to look like a banker."
• (Martin Ferrero) "Oh, we make-a you look like a banker -- take off-a you pants."

• (Sylvester Stallone) "Of course I knew. I just had no idea."

• (Sylvester Stallone) "It's like disarming Germany."

• (Sylvester Stallone) "I may have an idea where he is."
• (Elizabeth Barondes) "Where."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Closer than I thought. Now I want you to stay here and don't come out. You owe me this sister."
• (Chazz Palminteri) "I thought she was your daughter."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Shut up."

• (Sylvester Stallone) "Pop this guy."
• (Peter Riegert) "Boss. We can't have a stiff in the house with company coming."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "You're right. It ain't proper."

• (Sylvester Stallone) "This better be good."
• (Chazz Palminteri) "I warned him, boss."
• (Peter Riegert) "And he told me it was life and death, boss."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "You mooks stop calling me 'Boss'? It ain't respectable."
• (Unnamed) "Sorry, boss."

• (Sylvester Stallone) "That son of a --"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "gun. Gosh-a-mighty. Cheese and crackers."

• (Sylvester Stallone) "And just how do you know my daughter?"
• (Vincent Spano) "We met at Club-33."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "In a speakeasy?"
• (Vincent Spano) "It's a very respectable speakeasy."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "You couldn't even pick one that bought my beer."

• (Sylvester Stallone) "If it's Poole you want, it's Poole you'll get. But, Lisa, you've got to cross the finish line on this one. This is your third fiance today and it ain't even lunch yet."

• (Sylvester Stallone) "You owe me this, sister."
• (Chazz Palminteri) "But I thought she was your daughter."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Shut up."

• (Sylvester Stallone) "It's this music you kids listen to today. Bing Crosby, Cab Calloway -- Don't think I haven't heard the lyrics to 'Minnie the Moocher.'"

• (Sylvester Stallone) "You're going to marry this bum. Just as soon as I get my hands on him -- And after the wedding you'll move into a nice ground floor apartment."
• (Marisa Tomei) "Why a ground floor apartment?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Because after I break his legs, he's not gonna make it up any steps."

• (Sylvester Stallone) "Poole was right. You are an ox and a moron."

• (Sylvester Stallone) "Connie. Am-scray."
• (Chazz Palminteri) "Do I have to, Boss? Every time I leave I fall behind."

• (Unnamed) "I hate to say, I told you so, but that's what we get -- for going into business with a crook."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "I'm a crook?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "You come into my house with your filne print and addendums -- and try to con me out of my dough? Geez, I'm used to dealing with mobsters, bootleggers and gonzos -- but you bankers are scary."
• (Unnamed) "I have never been so insulted in all my life."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Wait. You're young yet."

• (Sylvester Stallone) "Whadda day. Both my girls are getting married."
• (Ornella Muti) "What do you mean, both?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Sophia, my wife, meet Theresa, my daughter."
• (Ornella Muti) "If she's your daughter, who's her mother?"
• (Linda Gray) "I am."
• (Ornella Muti) "You had a child with the new maid?"

Joycelyn O'Brien as Nora

• (Joycelyn O'Brien) "Mr. Provolone. I'm leaving you to go to the Underwood's."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Underwood's? You're going to work for Bruce?"
• (Joycelyn O'Brien) "I'm marrying Bruce."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "You're marrying Bruce, I found him first. I mean for my daughter."
• (Joycelyn O'Brien) "We met the day he called on Lisa. Oh, it was love at first sight."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Congratulations -- You're fired."
• (Joycelyn O'Brien) "You can't fire me -- I quit."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Try gettin' a reference outta me sister. Great. The maid gets a millionaire, and my daughter gets a chauffer."

• (Joycelyn O'Brien) "I won't miss working in this house. From now on, I'll have servants of me own."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "You'll find out what a picnic that is."
• (Tim Curry) "Shocking insolence. I would have terminated her immediately."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "I can't do that anymore. Best I could do is fire her."

Don Ameche as Father Clemente

• (Don Ameche) "Oh, by the way? Congratulations on your daughter marrying Bruce Underwood."
• (Ornella Muti) "Oh, I'm afraid there's been a change, Father. She's now marrying a nice Italian boy. Anthony Rosano."
• (Don Ameche) "It's all for the better. Nothing like a big Italian wedding. Anthony Rosano."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Well, forget Anthony, she's not marrying him any more."
• (Ornella Muti) "What?"
• (Don Ameche) "Well, that's a shame. But she's young. Someday she'll find the right one."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "She's found the right one."
• (Ornella Muti) "Who?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Doctor Poole."
• (Ornella Muti) "Doctor Poole?"
• (Tim Curry) "Hello."

Peter Riegert as Aldo

• (Peter Riegert) "Breakfast is soived."
• (Sylvester Stallone) ""Served", you paluka."

• (Peter Riegert) "This day has been an emotional rollercoaster."

• (Peter Riegert) "Oh, Dr. Poole. Come on in. The boss been expecting you."
• (Tim Curry) "Aldo, do you realize what you just did?"
• (Peter Riegert) "What?"
• (Tim Curry) "You used the past participle without a modifier."
• (Peter Riegert) "I did? What's the rap on that?"

Marisa Tomei as Lisa Provolone

• (Marisa Tomei) "I'm not a little girl anymore. Look."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Put that away, I'M YOUR FATHER."

• (Marisa Tomei) "-- I wanna lay on the beach in Honolulu."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Do whatever you want, just don't leave this room."

• (Marisa Tomei) "You kept me a prisoner up here; like Rapunzel."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Well, you certainly ain't Snow White."
• (Ornella Muti) "Look at the example you've set. Filling the house with thugs, goons and hit men."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "All right -- sometimes I had to bring my work home with me --"

Tim Curry as Dr. Thornton Poole

• (Tim Curry) "Aldo is a treasure trove of linguistic anomolies."

• (Tim Curry) "She seems to have such nicely rounded diphthongs."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "That's what got her into this jam."

Vincent Spano as Anthony

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Chazz Palminteri as Connie

• (Chazz Palminteri) "I warned him, boss."
• (Peter Riegert) "Anthony said it was a matter of life an death, boss."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "And will you two mugs stop callin? me "boss"? It ain't respectable."
• (Unnamed) "Sorry, boss."

• (Chazz Palminteri) "I got it. You daughter's not your daughter, and the cash that used to be the jewels is now your underwear."

• (Chazz Palminteri) "Even in the old days he was known as an honest crook."
• (Tim Curry) "That's an oxymoron."
• (Chazz Palminteri) "Gee, you shouldn't oughta said that, Doc."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Yeah, leave Connie alone. He does the best he can."

Robert Lesser as Officer Keough

• (Unnamed) "A leopard don't change its stipes."
• (Robert Lesser) "You mean spots."
• (Unnamed) "I mean Snaps."

Ornella Muti as Sophia

• (Ornella Muti) "Now you fired the maid?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "No. She quit to marry Bruce Underwood."
• (Ornella Muti) "When did that happen?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "I don't know -- somewhere between my vest and my pants."

Jim Mulholland as Oscar

• (Jim Mulholland) "I'm Oscar."

Kirk Douglas as Eduardo Provolone

• (Kirk Douglas) "Ah, so now you wanna make-a peace with you papa? You wanna me die happy."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Of course, Papa."
• (Kirk Douglas) "So now you wanna me die."

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