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Orange Is the New Black (season 3) Quotes

Orange Is the New Black is a television program that debuted in 1970 on Netflix. Orange Is the New Black completed its run in 1970.

Orange Is the New Black aired for 13 episodes.

Orange Is the New Black Quotes

  • (Natalie Figueroa) "This isn't a contest. You do your best because that's what you're supposed to do. Why is it so hard for you people to understand? You're like babies. "Where's my present?" "Pay attention to me." "Give me things." "Fix the heat." "Build a gym." I'm not your god**** mommy. Grow up. In acknowledgment of your hard work and success, an award of $10 will be added to your commissary fund. Enjoy."
  • (Piper Chapman) "I was a TA in college."
  • (Joel Luschek) "Oh, what's that? Like "Tits" and "Ass?""
  • (Pete Harper) "I'm not an alcoholic. I'm Australian."
  • (Cindy Hayes) "Salt. They gave us special trays. Chili-s***tin' bitches."
  • (Poussey Washington) "Man, they're f***ing with us this way 'cuz they know our people's predisposition for hypertension."
  • (Tasha 'Taystee' Jefferson) "Man, they're tryin' to kill us."
  • (Janae Watson) "Well, what did ya'll expect? Don't f*** with the cooks."
  • (Big Boo) "Ain't no party like a Big Boo party."
  • (Piper Chapman) "She's issued a f***ing fatwa on me."
  • (Galina 'Red' Reznikov) "I want to look fierce."
  • (Suzanne 'Crazy Eyes' Warren) "I don't just like you, Piper. I got feelings. Love feelings."
  • (Piper Chapman) "I'm scared that I'm not myself and I'm scared that I am."
  • (Lorna Morello) "You saw a chicken? Like a real live chicken in the flesh?"
  • (Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett) "I'd butter your toast. I'd feed her dog. I'd zip his sweater. Mmm. See? It doesn't matter what you say, as long as it's "I'd blank your blank"."
  • (Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett) "It all sounds dirty, always."
  • (Poussey Washington) "It's just chilling, you know? Kickin' it with somebody, talking, making mad stupid jokes. And like, not even wanting to go to sleep 'cuz then you might be without 'em for a moment and you don't want that."
  • (Debbie Doggett) "See for yourself she ain't right in the head. Never had all what belongs to her, poor thang. But we take what the Lord gives us --"
  • (Debbie Doggett) "Anyhow, so's I understand it, supplemental security income benefits for little bessie bugs like mine is $314 a month. Is that right?"
  • (Joe Caputo) "See you next Tuesday."
  • (Natalie Figueroa) "Yeah, see you next Tuesday-"
  • (Natalie Figueroa) "I see what you did there."
  • (Natalie Figueroa) "Get some f***in' therapy, man."
  • (Alex Vause) "Are you cheating on me and Larry with Crazy Eyes? 'Cuz there is not room for the four of us."
  • (Suzanne 'Crazy Eyes' Warren) "Before I met you the sun was like a yellow grape. But now, it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me."
  • (Miss Rosa Cisneros) "Always so rude, that one."
  • (Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett) "Man, do you know what it means when there ain't nobody up there punishing the evildoers? It means there ain't nobody giving out prizes for the good ones neither; 'Cuz there ain't no judge. There ain't no justice. We just crawl around this earth like ants --"
  • (Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett) "And then we die."
  • (Poussey Washington) "Nein, motherf***er, nein."
  • (Tasha 'Taystee' Jefferson) "Don't be f***in' with Harry Potter."
  • (Big Boo) "It's like a whole little graveyard here."
  • (Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett) "Yeah, these are all my unborn babies."
  • (Big Boo) "Ooh."
  • (Big Boo) "Ooh. She got the Mother's Day blues."
  • (Big Boo) "Jesus, you look like the Angel of Death. I get that a lot."
  • (Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett) "Yeah, I'm goin' to hell. I know it. I mean, even though I was saved and everything, I just- they never even had a chance, you know?"
  • (Big Boo) "Son, you gotta let go of that s***."
  • (Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett) "It's easy for you to say. I'm guessing you ain't never had to abort nobody."
  • (Big Boo) "A bold assumption. You ever read a book called Freakonomics?"
  • (Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett) "No. What's it about, bearded ladies and midgets?"
  • (Big Boo) "Close. It's about economic theory, cause and effect."
  • (Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett) "Sounds boring."
  • (Big Boo) "It's actually a pretty good read. They have this chapter in it, "Where Have All the Criminals Gone?""
  • (Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett) "Over there in that field."
  • (Big Boo) "You know, in the 1990s, crime fell spectacularly, and this book attributes that to the passing of Roe v. Wade."
  • (Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett) "The Darkness of '73."
  • (Big Boo) "The exact opposite, actually. I mean, the abortions that occurred after Roe v. Wade These were children that weren't wanted. Children who, if their mothers had been forced to have them, would've grown up poor and neglected and abused, the three most important ingredients when one is making a felon."
  • (Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett) "But they were never born."
  • (Big Boo) "So, 20 years later, when they would've been of prime crime age, they weren't there. And the crime rate dropped dramatically."
  • (Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett) "What's your point?"
  • (Big Boo) "Well, my point is that you were a meth-head, white-trash piece of s***, and your children, had they been born, would have been meth-head, white-trash pieces of s***. So by terminating those pregnancies, you spared society the scourge of your offspring. I mean, when you think about it, it's a blessing."
  • (Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett) "Never thought if it that way."
  • (Leanne Taylor) "Ching Chong Chang."
  • (Chang) "f*** you, cracker."
  • (Leanne Taylor) "She loves it when I do that."
  • (Lorna Morello) "Do you hear yourself sometimes? Like, when you speak?"
  • (Yoga Jones) "Work hard to make something as beautiful and meaningful as you can and when you're done, pack it in and know it was all temporary."
  • (Galina 'Red' Reznikov) "I'm missing half my zucchini. These girls don't realize I'm here to provide food not dildos. I'm all out of cucumbers, carrots, beets. God knows what they're doing with those. I can't hold on to anything cock-shaped."
  • (Galina 'Red' Reznikov) "All I wanted was to eat the chicken that is smarter than other chickens and to absorb its power."
  • (Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett) "I'm an angel of God. I mean, look at my dress."
  • (George 'Pornstache' Mendez) "No tongue-f***ing in the visitation room."

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