Open and Shut (House) Quotes

Open and Shut (House) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Open and Shut stopped airing in 1970.

Open and Shut (House) Quotes

• (Tom) "You married?"
• (Dr. Robert Chase) "I; I was."
• (Tom) "Did you ever agree to go see a chick flick with your wife, or pretend to enjoy classical music?"
• (Dr. Robert Chase) "Stravinskey never groped my wife in a midtown hotel room."
• (Tom) "She needs this, I don't. I don't want her to feel bad about that."

• (Dr. Gregory House) "Why the lack of afterglow? Physiogirl not as freaky as you'd like?"
• (Dr. Chris Taub) "I went home with my wife."
• (Thirteen - Dr. Hadley) "After all that, you chickened out."

• (Dr. Gregory House) "Looks like our unicorn is just a donkey with a plunger stuck to his forehead."

• (Dr. Chris Taub) "So we flirt, it's fun."
• (Thirteen - Dr. Hadley) "It's dangerous. That woman would totally do you."
• (Dr. Chris Taub) "You think? Nothing's going to happen."
• (Thirteen - Dr. Hadley) "All I'm saying is if you want to be on a diet, you might want to stop hanging out by the dessert cart."

• (Thirteen - Dr. Hadley) "A woman who likes sex must be sick?"
• (Dr. Gregory House) "Just because everybody in this room wishes that all women were horny all the time, doesn't make it so."

• (Dr. Gregory House) "I'm gonna go see if our unicorn is actually a unicorn or just a slutty horse."

• (Dr. Robert Chase) "Not that I could ever do it. But I was jealous of House and Cameron, and she never touched him."
• (Thirteen - Dr. Hadley) "Not counting the emotional fondling."

• (Dr. James Wilson) "You're trying to get us to fight."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "No, I'm trying to help. If you got an issue, let her know."
• (Dr. James Wilson) "I should've known that you weren't done sabotaging this."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "Fine. Stew in your irritation. Sure your last time it bubbled over into resentment and rage, leading ultimately into painful divorce that neither of you really recovered from, but -- I'm sure this time it'll be great."

• (Dr. James Wilson) "I always thought that I was keeping the peace. But I was just resenting you and giving you a reason to leave."
• (Sam Carr) "I wish we had this fight 10 years ago."
• (Dr. James Wilson) "Is it okay if we don't give House the credit?"
• (Sam Carr) "I recommend it."

• (Thirteen - Dr. Hadley) "Asking for an open marriage? You got stones."
• (Dr. Chris Taub) "Coversation sort of got away from me. It was a train wreck."

• (Dr. Gregory House) "Wilson's been teaching me how to care, try me."

• (Julia) "Look, when you think about it. Tons of couple do what we do. It's just that with most of them, one spouse doesn't know about it. We decided things work better when people tell teach other the truth."

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