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One Tree Hill (season 5) Quotes

One Tree Hill (season 5) is a TV show that first aired in 2008 on The CW. One Tree Hill completed its run in 2008.

One Tree Hill (season 5) was on for 18 episodes.

The cast includes: Moira Kelly as Karen Roe, Bethany Joy Lenz as Haley James, James Lafferty as Nathan Scott, Lee Norris as Mouth, Hilarie Burton as Peyton, Sophia Bush as Brooke, Paul Johansson as Dan Scott, Chad Michael Murray as Lucas, Brett Claywell as Tim Smith, Chad Michael Murray as Lucas Scott, James Lafferty as Nathan, Barry Corbin as Coach Whitey Durham, Paul Johansson as Deb Scott, and Bevin Prince as Bevin Mirskey.

One Tree Hill (season 5) Quotes

Bethany Joy Lenz as Haley James

  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "Trying to wake up my parents? That's their room --"
  • (James Lafferty) "Wait, Haley, look I need to apologize, okay?"
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "You should buy 'em in bulk if your gonna hand apologies out that often."
  • (James Lafferty) "Look will you just -- I don't know how to do this all right? I'm -- I'm not like you"
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "What does that mean?"
  • (James Lafferty) "All right, I screw up a lot, all right -- and being around you I just I don't wanna be that guy any more."
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "Well, who do you wanna be, Nathan?"
  • (James Lafferty) "I wanna be somebody who's good enough to be seen with you."
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "You should've thought of that last night -- You know I keep -- I keep putting myself out there and you keep blowing it and it's probably a good thing because at this point there is nothing that you can say or do that's gonna surprise me."
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "Except that -- You shouldn't have done that Nathan --"
  • (James Lafferty) "But I wanted to --"
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "Yeah --"
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "Be careful with his heart. It's more fragile than you think."
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "Nathan, about last night?"
  • (James Lafferty) "Hey, look it's not about sex with me all right. When you're ready, I will be too."
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "Come here."
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "Hey guys -- what's goin' on?"
  • (Unnamed) "She was just hittin' on me --"
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "The magazine pages are sticky again, little perv. Hey, Lucas. Have you been reading this?"
  • (Unnamed) "I don't know, Haley. Is that the "Why do I hang out with these people?" issue, because your on the cover of that, right?"
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "Actually it's the "My best friend is an idiot" issue, and there you are."
  • (Unnamed) "I should go."
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "Lucas, wait."
  • (Unnamed) "No, I should go. I thought you weren't ready. I didn't mean to; it's just; I thought you were going to wait until you got married, Haley."
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "What?"
  • (Unnamed) "I thought you were going to wait."
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "We did."
  • (Unnamed) "What?"
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "We, um -"
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "- we got married last night."
  • (Unnamed) "I look like an idiot."
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "Dude, I saw you in your headgear."
  • (Unnamed) "Don't call me dude. And I thought we promised not to talk about that in public?"
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "Lucas, Luke I'm scared, Luke this is so not cool. Come out here right now, Lucas Scott."
  • (Unnamed) "Boogie Man."
  • (Unnamed) "Damn it Haley, jees you're gonna kill me. You know Houdini died like that."
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "Yeah, well you deserve it dumbass. I told you I didn't want to take this shortcut."
  • (Unnamed) "What are you whispering for?"
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "Because --"
  • (Unnamed) "Haley, these people, they're dead."
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "Yes, but if you keep yelling the freakin' zombie's are gonna hear us."
  • (Unnamed) "Haley."
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "What?"
  • (Unnamed) "I gotta tell you something."
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "OK, what is her name, and what is it that you did that you regret?"
  • (Unnamed) "I'm going to Charleston with Keith."
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "What are you talking about?"
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "Wow, you're really good."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, I know."

Chad Michael Murray as Lucas Scott

  • (Chad Michael Murray) "Man, its been like, twenty minutes, do you think they're coming back?"
  • (Chad Michael Murray) "What?"
  • (James Lafferty) "Thing, Thing 1, and Thing 3."
  • (Chad Michael Murray) "Well, yeah, man, he was the third."
  • (James Lafferty) "Yeah."
  • (Chad Michael Murray) "Remember tonight, for it is the beginning of always. A promise. Like a reward for persisting through life so long alone. A belief in each other and the possibility of love. A decision to ignore, simply rise above the pain of the past. A covenant, which at once binds two souls and yet severs prior ties. A celebration of the chance taken and the challenge that lies ahead. For two will always be stronger than one, like a team braced against the tempest civil world. And love will always be the guiding force in our lives. For tonight is mere formality. Only an announcement to the world of feelings long held. Promises made long ago. In the sacred spaces of our hearts."
  • (Chad Michael Murray) "My dad didn't want me, okay? Not just that he didn't want to claim me. He didn't want me to be born. Now I always thought that when I started a family, I'd be older and settled and I'd be --"
  • (Sophia Bush) "In love?"
  • (Chad Michael Murray) "Yeah. But so did my mom."
  • (Sophia Bush) "Lucas --"
  • (Chad Michael Murray) "No, look; this whole thing scares the hell outta me, okay? But whatever you decide to do, I'll be there. And if you're not ready, then you're not ready, but if you wanna have this baby; then so do I, and whatever it takes for me to be a good father, I'll be there. Always. I promise you. I won't let you down."
  • (Chad Michael Murray) "Brooke, this isn't what it looks like. Anyways, I don't get why you're so upset."
  • (Sophia Bush) "You're kidding, right?"
  • (Chad Michael Murray) "You're the one who wanted to be non-exclusive. I'm just doing what you wanted."
  • (Sophia Bush) "What I wanted? I wanted you to fight for me. I wanted you to say that there was no-one else you could ever be with and that you'd rather be alone then without me. I wanted the Lucas Scott from the beach telling the world that he's the one for me."
  • (Chad Michael Murray) "How was I supposed to know that?"
  • (Sophia Bush) "You just are."
  • (Sophia Bush) "And one more thing --"
  • (Sophia Bush) "Don't ever hit me again."
  • (Chad Michael Murray) "How close was I to not existing? Dan wanted an abortion, Mom. Why didn't you listen to him?"
  • (Moira Kelly) "Because I realized -- I wanted you in my future."
  • (Chad Michael Murray) "It's worth nothing if you can't knock down the shot."
  • (Chad Michael Murray) "There's something I have to tell you. You should sit."
  • (Moira Kelly) "Okay. I think I'll stand."
  • (Chad Michael Murray) "This is gonna hurt you, Mom. And I'm sorry."
  • (Moira Kelly) "What happened?"
  • (Chad Michael Murray) "Brooke's pregnant."
  • (Moira Kelly) "Oh, my God, Lucas. I'm so sorry."
  • (Chad Michael Murray) "I guess I deserved that. Stupid --"
  • (Chad Michael Murray) "As happens sometimes a moment settled and hovered and remained for much more than a moment. And sound stopped and movement stopped for much, much more than a moment. And then the moment was gone."
  • (Chad Michael Murray) "Hey. So I saw Nathan in the shower -- yeah, no wonder you broke up with him."

Brett Claywell as Tim Smith

  • (Brett Claywell) "Hey Nathan, what's up man?"
  • (James Lafferty) "Hey guys, you know Haley, she's my tutor --"
  • (Brett Claywell) "This looks a lot like a date to me"
  • (James Lafferty) "No man, definitely not"
  • (Brett Claywell) "All right, see you later"
  • (James Lafferty) "I'm sorry about that --"
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "Are you embarrassed to be seen with me? And why are you only nice to me when we're alone?"
  • (James Lafferty) "It's just --"
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "-- You know, for an hour you almost got me to believe that you're not a son of a bitch but, God, you fooled me again."
  • (Brett Claywell) "Lets see what else -- um -- Oh yeah, there's this new girl Anna who's into me, but I'm all -- "Girl, be patient, you know? The Tim'll get to you eventually.""
  • (Unnamed) "What did he just say?"
  • (Lee Norris) "OK, I think I got it."
  • (Unnamed) "Did that creepy Tim guy say I was into him?"
  • (Lee Norris) "Um, sorta."
  • (Unnamed) "Ok, first of all, gross."

Moira Kelly as Karen Roe

  • (Moira Kelly) "It's past curfew, Brooke."
  • (Sophia Bush) "I know, I'm sorry. Bevin made me go to this party because I've been "drifting.""
  • (Moira Kelly) "Have you been drinking, Brooke?"
  • (Sophia Bush) "No, Karen, "drif-ting.""
  • (Moira Kelly) "Oh Lucas, look it's her loss. There are a ton of girls out there that would be lucky to have you."
  • (Unnamed) "I'll make sure to tell those girls my mommy said so."
  • (Moira Kelly) "I'm serious. You know a customer once told me that the best way to get over someone was to get uder someone else."
  • (Moira Kelly) "Ohh my God. I just realized what that meant. Uhhhh, ohhh my God. I-I thought it was more philosophical, you know get to know them -- not get under them --"
  • (Unnamed) "Mom."
  • (Moira Kelly) "Uhhhh, scratch that."
  • (Unnamed) "Karen. Ready to go?"
  • (Moira Kelly) "Oh, I'm not going. I decided to stay open. I could use the business."
  • (Unnamed) "You talk to Luke about this?"
  • (Moira Kelly) "No, he will understand."
  • (Unnamed) "Karen --"
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "She doesn't want to go. She doesn't want to see her high school sweetheart slash your brother Dan slash the jerk who abandoned Lucas slash the father of Nathan, the team's star player slash my wrists if I hear this story again. Let's go."
  • (Unnamed) "I think you're making a mistake."
  • (Moira Kelly) "Look at him -- With his ass of a suit, his assy smile, and his frat boy haircut."
  • (Moira Kelly) "Lucas. I didn't mean it."
  • (Chad Michael Murray) "I'm pretty sure you did."
  • (Moira Kelly) "No. It's just; do you understand? This is exactly what I didn't want for you. I mean, have I been talking to myself for the last few years? You have so much left to do in life. So does Brooke. Oh God, you're both just too young for this."
  • (Chad Michael Murray) "Don't cry, Mom."
  • (Moira Kelly) "It's just that I'm scared for you. I can't believe this is happening."

Hilarie Burton as Peyton

  • (Hilarie Burton) "ok, I am not arguing with you."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, come on, Peyton that's what we do, OK? We have these inner conversations daily. Am I gonna look stupid? Am I pretty enough? Did Jake just want to get in my pants? Should Lucas be with me, instead of Brooke?"
  • (Hilarie Burton) "No, OK you're wrong. Lucas and I are just friends and Jake loved me."
  • (Unnamed) "Whatever you say, cheerleader -- whine, whine, mope, mope, always the victim. My mom died, Jake left, Ellie lied. Boo hoo."
  • (Hilarie Burton) "You really are a bitch, you know that?"
  • (Unnamed) "I'm not the one who sent Ellie away. People always leave or Peyton always drives them away."
  • (Hilarie Burton) "Go Brooke yourself."
  • (Hilarie Burton) "Buds over studs."
  • (Sophia Bush) "Hoes over bros."
  • (Hilarie Burton) "What are you still doing here?"
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "I'm thinking of transferring -- what's you're excuse?"
  • (Hilarie Burton) "Brooke -- she's been in there forever."
  • (Sophia Bush) "Peyton."
  • (Sophia Bush) "This is my best friend in the whole wide world, don't you think she's pretty?"
  • (Hilarie Burton) "What the hell is this?"
  • (Unnamed) "She found some pills -- on the floor, just let her sleep it off and she'll be fine, I should probably go."
  • (Sophia Bush) "Call me."
  • (Sophia Bush) "Hey what's your name?"
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "HALEY --"
  • (Sophia Bush) "Yeah I don't like that name, let's call you Brooke --"
  • (Hilarie Burton) "Thanks -- so where are you going now?"
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "I was gonna catch the last bus out."
  • (Hilarie Burton) "It just left --"
  • (Sophia Bush) "That's perfect. Brooke you can come with us."
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "Yeah she named me Brooke --"
  • (Sophia Bush) "Can she come? Please Peyton?"
  • (Hilarie Burton) "Fine, but don't touch the stereo or else we're gonna have a problem."
  • (Sophia Bush) "We're goin' on a road trip, we're goin' on a road trip --"
  • (Unnamed) "It's an article I wrote."
  • (Hilarie Burton) "For what, Lying Bitch Monthly?"
  • (Hilarie Burton) "This is fun. So who's next?"
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "Oh, no --"
  • (Other Female Bidders) "Tim."
  • (Hilarie Burton) "Are you not helping me move you because it brings back bad memories or because you're a lazy pile of crap?"
  • (Hilarie Burton) "I heard you were naked in his car."
  • (Sophia Bush) "No, I was partially naked. At one point I had mittens on cause it was cold."

Sophia Bush as Brooke

  • (Sophia Bush) "Sometimes people play hard to get to know that the other person's feelings are real."
  • (Sophia Bush) "Lucas was my gangrene-infected, amputated limb."
  • (Sophia Bush) "You asked me earlier today if I love Lucas, and I have your answer. But you don't deserve to hear it."
  • (Hilarie Burton) "Brooke."
  • (Sophia Bush) "No. I want you to understand something. As far as I'm concerned, this friendship is over. And if we never speak again for the rest of our lives, that'll be fine. I gave you a second chance, Peyton. And you blew it."
  • (Sophia Bush) "I didn't want to wake you, sleeping bitchy."
  • (Sophia Bush) "So, have you been to any bad parties lately?"
  • (Sophia Bush) "C'mon, I'll walk you to History."
  • (Sophia Bush) "Easy on the skanky innuendo."
  • (Sophia Bush) "Thank you for coming, Nate."
  • (James Lafferty) "Whatever, I just ran out of alcohol."
  • (Sophia Bush) "Naked in the backseat is so last year, its two years ago."
  • (Sophia Bush) "There are 82 letters in here, and they're all addressed to you. I wrote them all this summer. One a day, but I never sent them 'cause I was afraid."
  • (Chad Michael Murray) "Brooke --"
  • (Sophia Bush) "I was afraid of getting my heart broken again, like before. 'Cause you hurt me so bad, and I was afraid to be vulnerable. And I was afraid of you and the way that you make me feel. And I know that doesn't matter now after what I did, but I just thought that you should know. This was how I spent my summer, Luke, wanting you -- I'm just too scared to admitt it."
  • (Chad Michael Murray) "Brooke. I'm sorry. What you did with Chris -- it's okay."
  • (Sophia Bush) "It's not. It can't be. It's too much to forgive."
  • (Chad Michael Murray) "Well, that's too bad because I forgive you."
  • (Sophia Bush) "You can't."
  • (Chad Michael Murray) "I just did. So you're gonna just have to deal with it. I'm the guy for you Brooke Davis, and I know I hurt you last time we're together, but --"
  • (Sophia Bush) "I love you."
  • (Chad Michael Murray) "I love you too -- pretty girl."
  • (Sophia Bush) "Real thing beat the internet don't they?"
  • (Lee Norris) "Internet sucks."
  • (Unnamed) "I mean, what do you do here without cute guys and good parties?"
  • (Sophia Bush) "Well, we have a nightly bajo duel and then there's the cousin swap, and on Friday nights we all take baths together."
  • (Sophia Bush) "Okay. Read it. Just skip to the last line. Go ahead."
  • (Chad Michael Murray) "What's wrong with the last line? "You're mine forever." Sounds pretty damn good to me."
  • (Sophia Bush) "Yeah. Sounds great. Sounded even better when I read it the first time last spring in another letter you wrote. To Peyton."
  • (Sophia Bush) "Let's see, in ten years, I'll probably be married to someone like Marvin McFadden."
  • (Unnamed) "Who's Marvin McFadden?"
  • (Sophia Bush) "Of course, you all probably call him Senator McFadden or something. But we just call him Mouth."
  • (Sophia Bush) "Do you -- drink?"
  • (Unnamed) "I do now. Besides, you said I should find other activities."
  • (Sophia Bush) "Yeah, but I meant like, pep club. Not -- beer bong club."
  • (Sophia Bush) "Lucas. Do not make me come in there with you. If you stay in there any longer, you're going to use up all the hot water if you haven't already."
  • (Sophia Bush) "Oh, my God. That's cold water. You're taking a cold shower. Ew. Well, the next time you have a wet dream, tell Peyton I say hi."
  • (Sophia Bush) "Here's my philosophy on dating. It's important to have somebody that can make you laugh, somebody you can trust, somebody that, y'know, turns you on -- And it's really, really important that these three people don't know each other."
  • (Sophia Bush) "Crack whore."
  • (Hilarie Burton) "Slut."
  • (Sophia Bush) "Liar."
  • (Sophia Bush) "I can't breathe."
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "What?"
  • (Sophia Bush) "There's no room with Chris's ego."
  • (Sophia Bush) "This really hurts. Do you think you could, you know, give me something for the pain?"
  • (Unnamed) "I shouldn't but -- here you go."
  • (Sophia Bush) "Just one?"
  • (Unnamed) "Okay."
  • (Unnamed) "Now, those are really strong so I guess, take half at a time -"
  • (Sophia Bush) "Whoops. All gone."
  • (Unnamed) "This is your room?"
  • (Sophia Bush) "Yeah."
  • (Unnamed) "It's nice."
  • (Sophia Bush) "Well, it was until my parents sold all my stuff including one of the O's in my name, so now I'm officially "Broke Davis"."
  • (Sophia Bush) "Haley still loves you. All you have to do is take her back."
  • (James Lafferty) "Right. Kind of like with you and Lucas? You see. It's not so easy getting back in the ring. Ecspecially with the one who knocked you out in the first place."
  • (Sophia Bush) "First, Lucas, then Jake, now Nathan. I guess "slutty" is in season."
  • (Hilarie Burton) "And why is bitch being a Brooke?"
  • (Sophia Bush) "Because. I'm leaving tomorrow for the summer, maybe forever, and my best friend is having psuedo-innocent foreplay with kind-of married guys."
  • (Sophia Bush) "Not exactly the magical night you had planned?"
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "No, I wouldn't say that. Crowded mall and Nathan ignoring me. Chris Keller stealing change out of the fountain --"
  • (Sophia Bush) "Somebody was being a full on diva skank."
  • (Sophia Bush) "So what's the deal with that one anyway?"
  • (Hilarie Burton) "She's tutoring Nathan -- supposedly."
  • (Sophia Bush) "And hanging out with Lucas? And we're supposed to believe she's just friends with both of them? Right --"
  • (Sophia Bush) "Oh My God. Did you just see that?"
  • (Hilarie Burton) "See what?"
  • (Sophia Bush) "He just gave her the nod."
  • (Hilarie Burton) "What nod?"
  • (Sophia Bush) "The "Hey, let's hook up after the game" nod. You wanna know what I think? I think Nathan likes tutor girl, tutor girl likes Lucas, and I know I like Lucas, and I have no idea who the hell you like any more so this has been turned into one big love -- rectangle plus one -- whatever that is."
  • (Sophia Bush) "Just the smell of it, like sports bras and desperation."

James Lafferty as Nathan Scott

  • (James Lafferty) "So you couldn't have ordered a lobster?"
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "Dude, macaroni and cheese is food of the Gods."
  • (James Lafferty) "Yeah if the Gods are five-year-olds."
  • (James Lafferty) "When I fell to the floor tonight, I was so scared, I was so terrified. Then I saw you, and I promised myself that if I could just get up, I'd walk over to you -- I'd tell you how much I need you and how much I want you -- and how nothing else matters."
  • (James Lafferty) "Trust me, you're better off anyways. Love sucks."
  • (Hilarie Burton) "Nathan --"
  • (James Lafferty) "No. Think about it. Dan and Karen. You and Lucas. Me and Haley. You got it right, Peyton. People always leave."
  • (James Lafferty) "Evening, officer, buy us some beer?"
  • (James Lafferty) "I'm happy mom, dad loves me."
  • (James Lafferty) "Consider that me hitting you, without the hitting."
  • (James Lafferty) "So a month ago, did you think we be alone in your bedroom?"
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "Oh but we're not alone in my bedroom, we have the fore-fathers with us."
  • (James Lafferty) "They can watch."
  • (Bethany Joy Lenz) "Nathan, can you just get serious for a minute?"
  • (James Lafferty) "Oh I'm serious, come here."
  • (James Lafferty) "Hey, where you goin'?"
  • (Unnamed) "Chris Keller's work here is done."
  • (Unnamed) "Ah. Stop hitting me."
  • (James Lafferty) "Stop kissing my wife."
  • (Unnamed) "I'll stop when you start."
  • (James Lafferty) "So you want me to tell you something about myself? I don't have anything to say. Even if I did you'd be wrong to believe me. Trust is a lie. Nobody ever knows any more."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, this is gonna cost you. I mean we've got studio space, first class accommodations, my time; which is worth a lot; and I'm kinda diggin' that watch."
  • (James Lafferty) "Don't screw with me, Keller."
  • (Unnamed) "All right, tell you what. Give me the rest of this sandwich and I'm in."
  • (Unnamed) "What, you here to kick my ass because I slept with Brooke?"
  • (James Lafferty) "You slept with Brooke?"
  • (Unnamed) "Why else would you be here?"
  • (James Lafferty) "I came to pay for Haley's studio time. You slept with Brooke?"
  • (James Lafferty) "Voice mail. I hope you don't still got that crap."
  • (James Lafferty) "This is us at the beginning of the year. You were never happier."
  • (Hilarie Burton) "You were never hornier."
  • (James Lafferty) "You realize I wouldn't be in this situation if it wasn't for you. If you'd stayed in your place at the river court I never would have met Haley. You ruined my life, man. You'd better watch your back."
  • (James Lafferty) "Evening officer, buy us some beer?"
  • (James Lafferty) "I was hurt, Haley. But I was still proud of you. Everyday."
  • (James Lafferty) "Lets just get this over with."
  • (Hilarie Burton) "Funny, that's what he used to say before we had sex."
  • (James Lafferty) "I heard about what happened Saturday night."
  • (Chad Michael Murray) "And?"
  • (James Lafferty) "And if all this stuff about Brooke is gonna make you play any worse, you should just take yourself out of the game right now."
  • (Chad Michael Murray) "Thanks for your concern, but how about you mind your own business?"
  • (James Lafferty) "The game is my business, all right? And I don't want you screwing it up over some chick."
  • (Chad Michael Murray) "Heh. You're one to talk."
  • (James Lafferty) "Yeah, I am. See, my game's gotten better; your game sucks. Fix it."
  • (Chad Michael Murray) "Your marriage sucks. Fix it."
  • (James Lafferty) "I'll tell you what. I'll give you the same brilliant advice that you gave me when Chris kissed Haley."
  • (James Lafferty) ""Just forgive her, man. She loves you.""
  • (James Lafferty) "Doesn't help much, does it?"

Paul Johansson as Dan Scott

  • (Paul Johansson) "Can't blame a man for trying to hold on."
  • (Unnamed) "How could you do this to me?"
  • (Paul Johansson) "Everytime I thought about you screwing my wife and the heart attack you gave me it got easier."
  • (Unnamed) "I can't believe you."
  • (Paul Johansson) "Well maybe you could find out in the phone book. Look under 'w' for whore. But wait she's not that smart so look under 'h'."
  • (Unnamed) "No I think I'll pass."
  • (Paul Johansson) "That's exactly what i want you to do pass the ball to Nathan tonight."
  • (Unnamed) "Mental note, Nathan's Daddy wants me to pass the ball to him."
  • (Unnamed) "You didn't turn your cell phone off in a church?"
  • (Paul Johansson) "It might be God."
  • (Paul Johansson) "You should take a job application -- now that you're unemployed."
  • (Paul Johansson) "How long, with the pills?"
  • (Paul Johansson) "Since I quit my job."
  • (Paul Johansson) "Why?"
  • (Paul Johansson) "Because I'm married to you."
  • (Paul Johansson) "Nathan, how have you been?"
  • (James Lafferty) "Drunk. Bitter. Kinda like Mom."
  • (Paul Johansson) "I should apologize -- but I won't."
  • (Paul Johansson) "Somewhere along the line, I started hurting the people I care most about, and I can't figure out how to stop."
  • (James Lafferty) "Well, stop being a dick, Dad. It would help."
  • (Paul Johansson) "You're full of crap."
  • (Barry Corbin) "It comes with old age, Danny, constipation."
  • (Paul Johansson) "OK, just wait. Let's just talk."
  • (James Lafferty) "Bout what?"
  • (Paul Johansson) "I dunno. How's your wife?"
  • (James Lafferty) "Lot happier than yours."

Lee Norris as Mouth

  • (Lee Norris) "I'm really messed up on the hooch, you know."
  • (Lee Norris) "We just heard Principal Turner read a list of Erica's accomplishments. I could try to do that for Brooke but it would be kind of a short speech. As you know, Brooke's probably one of the most popular people in school. Something I'm definitely not. And yet she's my friend. She never cared what clique I was part of, the kinds of clothes I wore or the fact that I have to ride the bus. She looked past that stuff. And when you think about it, isn't that what we want in our president? Someone who can see past the superficial differences and bring us together? This year, Brooke's had her share of ups and downs. Just like all of us. But most of you never saw it. Because even when life got hard, Brooke never let it in. She was just -- Brooke. Tough, smart, one-of-a-kind. And I don't know about you but those are things that I look for in a leader. Brooke Davis is my friend but that's not why I'm voting for her. I'm voting for her because of her heart and her spirit. And because she's the best person for the job."

Bevin Prince as Bevin Mirskey

  • (Unnamed) "Bitch."
  • (Bevin Prince) "Thank you."

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