On Her Majesty's Secret Service (film) Quotes

On Her Majesty's Secret Service (film) is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . On Her Majesty's Secret Service completed its run in 1970.

It features Harry Saltzman as producer, John Barry (composer) in charge of musical score, and Michael Reed (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

On Her Majesty's Secret Service (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of On Her Majesty's Secret Service (film) is 142 minutes long. On Her Majesty's Secret Service (film) is distributed by United Artists.

The cast includes: Bernard Lee as James Bond, Telly Savalas as Ernst Stavro Blofeld, Gabriele Ferzetti as Draco, Diana Rigg as Tracy, Desmond Llewelyn as Q, Bernard Lee as M, and Ilse Steppat as Irma Bunt.

On Her Majesty's Secret Service (film) Quotes

Gabriele Ferzetti as Draco

• (Gabriele Ferzetti) "My apologies for the way you were brought here. I wasn't sure you'd accept a formal invitation."
• (Bernard Lee) "There's always something formal about the point of a pistol."

• (Gabriele Ferzetti) "But today is the thirteenth, Commander."
• (Bernard Lee) "I'm superstitious."

• (Gabriele Ferzetti) "She likes you, I can see it."
• (Bernard Lee) "You must give me the name of your oculist."

Telly Savalas as Ernst Stavro Blofeld

• (Telly Savalas) "Merry Christmas, 007."
• (Bernard Lee) "I'm Sir Hillary Bray."
• (Telly Savalas) "No no no, Mr. Bond. Respectable baronets from the College of Heralds do "not" seduce female patients in clinics. On the other hand, they do get their professional details -- "right". The De Bleauchamps tombs are "not" in the Augsburg Cathedral as you said, but in the Ste. Anna Kirch. Sir Hillary Bray would have known."
• (Telly Savalas) "Small slip. It takes more than a few props to turn 007 into a Herald."
• (Bernard Lee) "It'll take more than cutting off your earlobes, Blofeld, to turn you into a Count."
• (Telly Savalas) "I may yet suprise you. But I'm afraid you have no more suprises left for me. I know all about your mission, Mr. Bond."
• (Telly Savalas) "Your colleague. Such a keen climber, and a brilliant conversationalist -- before he left us."
• (Bernard Lee) "You realize that he reported where I am."
• (Telly Savalas) "Oh, I doubt that. In any case, no one is coming to your rescue, Mr. Bond. In a few short hours, the United Nations will receive a Yultide greeting. The information that I now possess the scientific means to control, or to destroy, the economy of the whole world. People will have more important things to deal with than you."

• (Telly Savalas) "Open the compact. Adjust the point of control. Every night at midnight you must be alone. I will tell you what to do. I will tell you how. And once you obey my instructions you will forget them forever. Forever. Forever. Forever --"

• (Telly Savalas) "I've taught you to love chickens, to love their flesh, their voice."

Bernard Lee as M

• (Bernard Lee) "And the girl who helped me escape? We just leave her there?"
• (Bernard Lee) "This department is not concerned with your personal problems."
• (Bernard Lee) "This department owes her a debt. She saved my life."
• (Bernard Lee) "Operation Bedlam is DEAD. Do you understand, 007?"
• (Bernard Lee) "Yes, Sir. I understand."

• (Bernard Lee) "This never happened to the other fellow."

• (Bernard Lee) "He's branched off."

• (Bernard Lee) "My name's Bond, James Bond"

• (Sir Hilary Bray) "Our methods are very exacting. We never like to speak until we're absolutely certain that there can be no possibility of error on our side or -- forgery on anyone else's."
• (Bernard Lee) "I hope I can live up to your high standards."

• (Bernard Lee) "We have all the time in the world."

• (Bernard Lee) "Unusually small for a Nymphalis polychloros."
• (Bernard Lee) "I wasn't aware that your expertise included lepidoptery."

• (Bernard Lee) "This never happened to the other fella."

• (Bernard Lee) "I find her fascinating. But, she needs a psychiatrist, not me."
• (Gabriele Ferzetti) "What she needs is a man -- to dominate her. To make love to her enough to make her love him. A man like you."

Ilse Steppat as Irma Bunt

• (Ilse Steppat) "Is anything ze matter, Sir Hilary?"
• (Bernard Lee) "Just a slight stiffness coming on -- due to the altitude, no doubt."

Diana Rigg as Tracy

• (Diana Rigg) "Why do you persist in rescuing me, Mr. Bond?"
• (Bernard Lee) "It's becoming quite a habit, isn't it, Contessa Teresa?"
• (Diana Rigg) "Teresa was a Saint; I'm known as Tracy."
• (Bernard Lee) "Well, Tracy, next time play it safe and stand on 5."
• (Diana Rigg) "People who want to stay alive play it safe."
• (Bernard Lee) "Please, stay alive. At least for tonight."

• (Diana Rigg) "You're hurting me."
• (Bernard Lee) "I thought that was the idea for tonight."

Desmond Llewelyn as Q

• (Desmond Llewelyn) "I've been saying for years, sir, that our special equipment is obsolete. And now, computer analysis reveals an entirely new approach: miniaturization. For instance, radioactive lint. When placed in an opponent's pockets, the anti-personnel and location fix seems fairly obvious."
• (Bernard Lee) "What we want is a location fix on 007."

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