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On Deadly Ground Quotes

On Deadly Ground is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . On Deadly Ground ended its run in 1970.

It features Steven Seagal as producer, Basil Poledouris in charge of musical score, and Ric Waite as head of cinematography.

Each episode of On Deadly Ground is 101 minutes long. On Deadly Ground is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Steven Seagal as Forrest Taft, R. Lee Ermey as Stone, Michael Caine as Michael Jennings, John C. McGinley as McGruder, Billy Bob Thornton as Homer Carlton, Shari Shattuck as Liles, Richard Hamilton as Hugh Palmer, Mike Starr as Big Mike, Jules Desjarlais as Drunken Eskimo, and Chief Irvin Brink as Rook.

On Deadly Ground Quotes

Shari Shattuck as Liles

  • (Shari Shattuck) "He's back."
  • (Shari Shattuck) "Alaska is a Third World country. It's just one we happen to own."

Billy Bob Thornton as Homer Carlton

  • (Billy Bob Thornton) "Well, what do you think? Stock in or out?"
  • (Unnamed) "I don't think it's going to make much difference."
  • (Billy Bob Thornton) "Well, I do, see. 'Cause when it's out I kinda feel like a p*****, you know what I'm saying. And when it's in, it just feels like, I don't know, meaner or something and when I kill the son of a bitch I wanna feel good about myself. I wanna feel solid."
  • (Unnamed) "Here he comes."
  • (Billy Bob Thornton) "Open WIDE, sweetheart."
  • (Spinks) "You had me spooked on the chopper for a second. I thought you said this guy was going to be good?"
  • (Spinks) "A Cub Scout could have found that."
  • (Billy Bob Thornton) "You better watch it, sweetheart. Talk like that'll get you killed."
  • (Spinks) "f*** you."

Steven Seagal as Forrest Taft

  • (Steven Seagal) "Ew, that's disgusting. What is that? Halibut?"
  • (Steven Seagal) "This is The Man's man. And I'm the Cupcake."
  • (Steven Seagal) "Well, let's see, that's natives 8, oil workers 0. Anyone else wanna play with Cupcake?"
  • (Steven Seagal) "What does it take to change the essence of a man?"
  • (Steven Seagal) "I guess it doesn't really matter since I kind of blew up all the evidence."
  • (Steven Seagal) "Whoa. My long lost friend Michael."
  • (Michael Caine) "Who's this? Is this the slope bitch you've been banging?"
  • (Steven Seagal) "Nah. Not her."
  • (Michael Caine) "Is this the one who's got you all concerned about the dirty snow? Jesus, Forrest. You and me, we bought hookers better than this for five bucks in Bangkok."

Richard Hamilton as Hugh Palmer

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

John C. McGinley as McGruder

  • (John C. McGinley) "At present count, you only have ten fingers. I honestly don't want to have to ask you ten times. Where are your books? I want the DISKS, and I WANT THOSE BOOKS."
  • (Richard Hamilton) "I'm tellin' you I don't HAVE THEM."
  • (John C. McGinley) "Have you LISTENED to yourself lately. HAVE YOU. Everything with you is I-I-I. There is no I in team. It is T-E-A-M. TEAM. Otto."
  • (John C. McGinley) "I thought you wanted us to KILL this motherf***er, Mr. Jennings? How are we supposed to shoot him with all these cops standing around, huh? I don't think so."
  • (Shari Shattuck) "McGruder. It is essential that we have the FBI here to cover ourselves legally. And it sure as hell will help with the press. They'll take the fall for anything that happens."
  • (Michael Caine) "Look, don't worry about the FBI. We all know they couldn't find a hooker in a whorehouse anyway."
  • (John C. McGinley) "But seriously. He'd have to be out of his f***ing mind to try to get into this place now."
  • (Michael Caine) "Then we should COUNT on that, Mr. McGruder. Forrest Taft is the patron saint of the impossible. And if you had only done your job like you're supposed to, it wouldn't have COME TO THIS."
  • (John C. McGinley) "You'd better quit while you're ahead, Hugh. Know what I'm saying? While you can still play marbles. Where are the disks? Where are the books?"
  • (Richard Hamilton) "f*** you."
  • (John C. McGinley) "f*** me? No, f*** YOU."
  • (John C. McGinley) "Hugh."
  • (Richard Hamilton) "Go to hell."
  • (John C. McGinley) "OK. OK. I'll go to hell."

Michael Caine as Michael Jennings

  • (Michael Caine) "He'd need a miracle to stop us now."
  • (Michael Caine) "You're a bunch of GUTLESS PRICKS. ALL OF YOU."
  • (Michael Caine) "You. Come help me."
  • (Unnamed) "f*** YOU."
  • (Michael Caine) "You yellow BASTARD."
  • (Michael Caine) "f*** those animals stink."

Mike Starr as Big Mike

  • (Mike Starr) "Hey, Cupcake, what the f*** you think you're looking at?"
  • (Steven Seagal) "Nothing much at all."

R. Lee Ermey as Stone

  • (R. Lee Ermey) "My guy in D.C. tells me that we are not dealing with a student here, we're dealing with the Professor. Any time the military has an operation that can't fail, they call this guy in to train the troops, OK? He's the kind of guy that would drink a gallon of gasoline so he could piss in your campfire. You could drop this guy off at the Arctic Circle wearing a pair of bikini underwear, without his toothbrush, and tomorrow afternoon he's going to show up at your pool side with a million dollar smile and fist full of pesos. This guy's a professional, you got me? If he reaches this rig, we're all gonna be nothing but a big god****ed hole right in the middle of Alaska. So let's go find him and kill him and get rid of the son of a bitch."

Jules Desjarlais as Drunken Eskimo

  • (Jules Desjarlais) "Buh -- buh -- buy a drink?"
  • (Mike Starr) "Listen to me you yellow snow eating, welfare collecting, redskin piece of s***, GET THE f*** OUT OF HERE."
  • (Unnamed) "Wanna smoke, too?"
  • (Mike Starr) "Huh. Dances With Whiskey."
  • (Jules Desjarlais) "You are about to go on a sacred journey."
  • (Jules Desjarlais) "This journey will be good for all people. But you must be careful."
  • (Steven Seagal) "Right."

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