Oh, Mr Porter! Quotes

Oh, Mr Porter! is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Oh, Mr Porter! stopped airing in 1970.

It features Edward Black (producer) as producer, Louis Levy in charge of musical score, and Arthur Crabtree as head of cinematography.

Oh, Mr Porter! is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Oh, Mr Porter! is 85 minutes long. Oh, Mr Porter! is distributed by Gainsborough Pictures.

The cast includes: Percy Walsh as Superintendent, Will Hay as William Porter, Moore Marriott as Jeremiah Harbottle, Dave O'Toole as Postman, Will Hay as Porter, and Sebastian Smith as Mr. Trimbletow.

Oh, Mr Porter! Quotes

Will Hay as William Porter

• (Unnamed) "I've got a return to Dublin."
• (Unnamed) "And I've got a single to Belfast."
• (Unnamed) "And what am I going to do with my Cork."

• (Will Hay) "Well, I can't give you the exact number at the moment."
• (Will Hay) "But in rough figures I would say quite a lot."

• (Will Hay) "Is something burning somewhere?"
• (Moore Marriott) "That would be Albert, cooking the breakfast."
• (Will Hay) "Smells more like somebody cooking Albert."

• (Will Hay) "I'm behind yer."
• (Moore Marriott) "Do you want to go in front?"
• (Will Hay) "No, I can see all right from here."

• (Will Hay) "You should have come sooner."
• (Unnamed) "I couldn't, my wife's had quinsy --"
• (Will Hay) "Like that woman in Canada?"

• (Unnamed) "You may think me a little stupid but why do they tap them?"
• (Will Hay) "Well, you see madam, it's like this. If I tap the wheel with this hammer and the wheel goes clang, then I know that the wheel's there."
• (Unnamed) "But supposing that the wheel doesn't go clang?"
• (Will Hay) "Well, then I know that the train's gone."

Percy Walsh as Superintendent

• (Percy Walsh) "It's a country station, rather off the beaten track."
• (Will Hay) "Oh, I don't mind, as long as it's near the railway."

Sebastian Smith as Mr. Trimbletow

• (Sebastian Smith) "Ther's a place in Ireland called Buggleskelly."
• (Will Hay) "That's nothing, there's a place in Wales called Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch."

Moore Marriott as Jeremiah Harbottle

• (Moore Marriott) "It's stopped."

Dave O'Toole as Postman

• (Dave O'Toole) "You're wasting your time."
• (Will Hay) "Well, what are you doing?"
• (Dave O'Toole) "Just watching you wasting your time."

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