Office Olympics Quotes

Office Olympics is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Office Olympics stopped airing in 1970.

Office Olympics Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Actually, I do own property. My grandfather left me a 60-acre working beet farm. I run it with my cousin Mose. We sell beets to local stores and restaurants. It's a nice little farm."
• (Unnamed) "Sometimes teenages use it for sex."

• (Unnamed) "This scented candle, which I found in the men's bathroom, represents the eternal burning of competition, or something."
• (Unnamed) "It smells like cookies."
• (Unnamed) "Yes, it does. Yes, it does, my friend."

• (Unnamed) "Michael?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah. Jim. Slim Jim. What's going on?"
• (Unnamed) "Nothing. I just wanted to congratulate you on your condo."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, thanks, thanks. It's very cool. It's three bedroom, gay-friendly."

• (Unnamed) "Very nicely done. Okay, so I think that's H.O.R. for Stanley and H.O. for Phyllis."
• (Unnamed) "Are you calling me a ho?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh my God. Phyllis coming alive, I like it."

• (Unnamed) "Stanley, I just played Dunder Ball with Toby. What about you? You got any games?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, I got a game. It's called "work hard so my kids can go to college.""
• (Unnamed) "Fair enough."

• (Unnamed) "It's a very gay-friendly neighborhood."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, good. That's good. It's good to be accomodating of that."
• (Unnamed) "Let's go check out the master bedroom."

• (Unnamed) "I'm an early bird and I'm a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms."

• (Unnamed) "The thing about Jim is when he's excited about something, like the Office Olympics, he gets really into it and he does a really great job. But the problem with Jim is that he works here, so that hardly ever happens."

• (Unnamed) "Come on, Angela, don't you have a game?"
• (Unnamed) "I have one, yes."
• (Unnamed) "Well, let's play. What is it?"
• (Unnamed) "I call it "Pam-Pong." I count how many times Jim gets up from his desk and goes to reception to talk to you."
• (Unnamed) "We're friends."
• (Unnamed) "Apparently."

• (Unnamed) "Ever so often, Jim dies of boredom. I think today it was the expense reports that did him in. And our deal is, that it's up to me to revive him."

• (Unnamed) "You know, you can always refinance your mortgage. We"
• (Unnamed) "had a 15-year on our beet farm, we paid it off early."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, well, you know what? Nobody cares about your stupid beet farm. Beets are the worst."
• (Unnamed) "People love beets."
• (Unnamed) "Nobody likes beets."
• (Unnamed) "Everyone loves beets."
• (Unnamed) "Nobody likes beets, Dwight. Why don't you grow something that everybody does like? You should grow candy. I'd love a piece of candy right now. Not a beet."

• (Unnamed) "A 30-year mortgage at Michael's age essentially means that he's buying a coffin. Now, if I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls"
• (Unnamed) "so you couldn't hear the other dead people."

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