Off Centre Quotes

Off Centre is a Situation comedy that appeared on TV in 2001 on The WB. Off Centre ended its run in 2002.

Off Centre was on for 2 seasons and 28 episodes. It features Franco Bario as producer, Ben Vaughn as composer, and Tony Yarlett as head of cinematography. Off Centre is executive produced by Warren Bell. Off Centre is created by Chris Weitz.

Off Centre is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Off Centre is 30 minutes long. Off Centre is produced by Weitz, Weitz and Zuker.

Off Centre Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Oh God, what do I do? --"
• (Unnamed) "Liz. Liz, Be my girlfriend."
• (Unnamed) "What?"
• (Unnamed) "Come on play along. You're fantasy's finally coming true."
• (Unnamed) "And you two --"
• (Unnamed) "Uhhh -- we're you're GAY friends."

• (Unnamed) "If you hurt that girl I will kill you, nurse you back to health, and then kill you again."

• (Unnamed) "Let me ask you, have you given any thought to the kind of cut you would like?"
• (Unnamed) "Well uh, well no."
• (Unnamed) "Would you like to pick one out from "The Big Book Of Penises"?"
• (Unnamed) "Uh, I suppose --"
• (Unnamed) "Joking. Joking."
• (Unnamed) "Oh."
• (Unnamed) "There is no "Big Book Of Penises". I mean, maybe there is one, but I certainly don't have it."

• (Unnamed) "Oh Mr. Dexter. How wonderful to see you. This is my girlfriend Liz, we're in a committed relationship totally monogomas."
• (Unnamed) "Yep I'm his girlfriend."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah give some sugar baby."
• (Unnamed) "Oh."
• (Unnamed) "Hey."
• (Unnamed) "Oh don't worry Chau's got some sugar for you too."
• (Unnamed) "You just slipped me the toungue --"
• (Unnamed) "Dude they were kissing, so we had to kiss -- Great you blew Euans whole scam."

• (Unnamed) "Ahh, reading about Mel Gibson, I see. He's circumcised."
• (Unnamed) "Really? It just says here that it rained a lot during the filming of "Braveheart"."

• (Unnamed) "Euan, can I crash here tonight? My house is infested with ants."
• (Unnamed) "Why don't you just spray them?"
• (Unnamed) "I would, but my uncles would get really mad. You know."
• (Unnamed) "But seriously, I hate them."

• (Unnamed) "You know."

• (Unnamed) "Euan's uncircumsized, isn't that gross?"
• (Unnamed) "It's certainly gross to talk about it."

• (Unnamed) "Oh my God. I just met Krisie Lee's boyfriend"
• (Unnamed) "Oh -- was he a big guy? Oh. But with an ironic nick-name like "Tiny"."

• (Unnamed) "Mike, did you see them? There were boobies out for all to see. Did you see them chau? Boobies."
• (Unnamed) "I told you, she's Bohemian."
• (Unnamed) "Dude, why's it got to be about race with you?"

• (Unnamed) "Water?"
• (Unnamed) "No, thanks. I have one."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, well I figured you might need a "backup". Just in case the other one runs out."

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