Ocean's Eleven Quotes

Ocean's Eleven is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Ocean's Eleven stopped airing in 1970.

It features Jerry Weintraub as producer, David Holmes (musician) in charge of musical score, and Peter Andrews as head of cinematography.

Ocean's Eleven is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Ocean's Eleven is 117 minutes long. Ocean's Eleven is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Brad Pitt as Rusty, Eddie Jemison as Livingston, Matt Damon as Linus, George Clooney as Danny, Julia Roberts as Tess, Carl Reiner as Saul, Elliott Gould as Reuben, Bernie Mac as Frank, Andy Garcia as Terry, Shaobo Qin as Yen, and Don Cheadle as Basher.

Ocean's Eleven Quotes

Matt Damon as Linus

• (Matt Damon) "Did you check the batteries?"
• (Matt Damon) "You know, you lose focus in this game for one second --"
• (George Clooney) "I know, somebody gets hurt. You don't hear Yen complaining."

• (Matt Damon) "The last guy they caught cheating in here? Benedict not only sent him up for 10 years, he had the bank seize his house and then he bankrupted --"
• (Matt Damon) "-his brother-in-law's tractor dealership."
• (Brad Pitt) "Yeah, I heard."

• (Matt Damon) "Smash and grab job, huh?"
• (Brad Pitt) "Slightly more complicated than that."
• (Matt Damon) "Well, yeah."

• (Matt Damon) "This is the best part of my day."

• (Matt Damon) "Apparently, he's got a record longer than my -- well, it's long."

• (Matt Damon) ", with Turk and Virgil in the front;"
• (George Clooney) "What are you doing?"
• (Matt Damon) "I'm coming with you."
• (George Clooney) "No."
• (Matt Damon) "What? Oh, no, no --"
• (Matt Damon) "Don't leave me with these guys."

Brad Pitt as Rusty

• (Brad Pitt) "Hey, Bash."
• (Don Cheadle) "Hey, Russ."
• (Brad Pitt) "How fast can you put something together from what I just slipped you?"
• (Don Cheadle) "It's done."
• (Don Cheadle) "Hey, is Danny about?"
• (Brad Pitt) "Yeah, he's waiting around the corner."
• (Don Cheadle) "Oh, that's terrific. It will be nice working with proper villains again."
• (Brad Pitt) "Everybody down, now."
• (Don Cheadle) "Ha-ha-ha. They weren't expecting that s***."
• (Brad Pitt) "Nice work."
• (Don Cheadle) "Oh, thank you."

• (Bartender) "How's the game going?"
• (Brad Pitt) "Longest hour of my life."
• (Bartender) "What?"
• (Brad Pitt) "I'm running away with your wife."
• (Bartender) "Great."

• (Brad Pitt) "Did someone call for a doctor?"

• (Brad Pitt) "You'd need at least a dozen guys doing a combination of cons."
• (George Clooney) "Like what, do you think?"
• (Brad Pitt) "Off the top of my head, I'd say you're looking at a Boeski, a Jim Brown, a Miss Daisy, two Jethros and a Leon Spinks, not to mention the biggest Ella Fitzgerald ever."

• (Shane West) "Hit me."
• (Brad Pitt) "It's not blackjack."

• (Brad Pitt) "I hope you were the Groom."
• (George Clooney) "Ted Nugent called, he wants his shirt back."

• (Brad Pitt) "I'm sorry. He's gone."
• (Virgil Malloy) "Man, I told you to run."
• (Turk Malloy) "Don't do that."
• (Virgil Malloy) "What, I didn't tell you to run?"

• (Brad Pitt) "God, I'm bored."
• (George Clooney) "You look bored."
• (Brad Pitt) "I am bored."
• (Brad Pitt) "How was the clink? You get the cookies I sent?"
• (George Clooney) "Why do you think I came to see you first?"

• (Brad Pitt) "Amazing. You okay? You want something to read, a magazine or something?"
• (Brad Pitt) "Okay."

• (Brad Pitt) "Shane, you've got three pairs. You can't have six cards. You can't have six cards in a five-card game."

• (Topher Grace) "Hey Rus, let me ask you a question. Are you incorporated? Well, if not you should really think about it cos I was talking to my manager --"
• (Brad Pitt) "Bernie?"
• (Topher Grace) "No, not Bernie, my business manager. You know what? They're both named Bernie. Anyway, he was saying that because what we do here is kind of like research for a future like gig or whatever I can totally make it a tax write off. The only thing is I'd have to pay you by check."
• (Topher Grace) "Or we could stick to cash"
• (Topher Grace) "You know what? Yeah, let's just stick to cash."

• (Brad Pitt) "Saul, turn that off, will you?"
• (Carl Reiner) "I'll turn it off when I'm ready to --"
• (Brad Pitt) "Saul."
• (Carl Reiner) "It's off, it's off."

• (Brad Pitt) "The Bellagio and the Mirage. These are Terry Benedict's places."
• (George Clooney) "Yes they are. You think he'll mind?"
• (Brad Pitt) "More than somewhat."

• (Brad Pitt) "Saul, you're the best there is. You're in Cooperstown. What do you want?"
• (Carl Reiner) "Nothing. I've got a duplex now, wall-to-wall, goldfish. I'm seeing a nice lady who works the "Unmentionables" counter at Macy's. I've changed."
• (Brad Pitt) "Guys like us don't change, Saul. We either stay sharp or we get sloppy, we don't change."

• (Brad Pitt) "You scared?"
• (Matt Damon) "You suicidal?"
• (Brad Pitt) "Only in the morning."

• (Brad Pitt) "I need the reason. Don't say money. Why do this?"
• (George Clooney) "Why not do it?"
• (George Clooney) "Because yesterday I walked out of the joint after losing four years of my life and you're cold-decking "Teen Beat" cover boys."
• (George Clooney) "Because the house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes, the house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet big, and then you take the house."
• (Brad Pitt) "Been practicing that speech, haven't you?"
• (George Clooney) "Little bit. Did I rush it? Felt like I rushed it."
• (Brad Pitt) "No, it was good, I liked it. "Teen Beat" thing was harsh."

• (Brad Pitt) "Barry, your turn."
• (Barry Watson) "Uh -- four."
• (Brad Pitt) "You don't want four. You want to fold."
• (Barry Watson) "I do? Is that a good thing?"
• (Brad Pitt) "you're done"

George Clooney as Danny

• (George Clooney) "Hello Linus. Whose is this?"
• (Matt Damon) "Who are you?"
• (George Clooney) "A friend of Bobby Caldwell's."
• (George Clooney) "You're either in or you're out. Right now."
• (Matt Damon) "What is it?"
• (George Clooney) "It's a plane ticket. A job offer."
• (Matt Damon) "You're pretty trusting pretty fast."
• (George Clooney) "Well Bobby has a lot of faith in you."
• (Matt Damon) "Fathers are like that."

• (George Clooney) "Thirteen million and you drive this piece of s*** cross country to pick me up?"
• (Brad Pitt) "Blew it all on the suit."

• (George Clooney) "We'll need Saul."
• (Brad Pitt) "He won't do it. He got out of the game a year ago."
• (George Clooney) "Get religion?"
• (Brad Pitt) "Ulcers."
• (George Clooney) "-- You could ask him."
• (Brad Pitt) "Hey, I could ask him."

• (George Clooney) "Why do they always paint hallways that color?"
• (Brad Pitt) "They say taupe is very soothing."

• (Parole Board Member #1) "Mr Ocean, the purpose of this hearing is to determine, whether, if released, you are likely to break the law again. While this was your first conviction, you have been implicated, though never charged, in over a dozen other confidence tricks and frauds. What can you tell us about those?"
• (George Clooney) "As you say, ma'am, I was never charged."
• (Parole Board Member #2) "Mr Ocean, what we're trying to find out is was there a reason you chose to commit this crime, or was there a reason you simply got caught this time."
• (George Clooney) "My wife left me. I was upset. I fell into a self-destructive pattern."
• (Parole Board Member #3) "If released, is it likely you'd fall back into a similar pattern?"
• (George Clooney) "She already left me once. I don't think she'd do it again just for kicks."

• (George Clooney) "Which one is the amazing Yen?"
• (Brad Pitt) "He's the little Chinese guy."

• (Parole Board Member #1) "Good morning."
• (George Clooney) "Morning."
• (Parole Board Member #1) "Please state your name for the record."
• (George Clooney) "Daniel Ocean."
• (Parole Board Member #1) "Thank you. Mr. Ocean, the purpose of this hearing is to determine whether, if released, you are likely to break the law again."

• (George Clooney) "what if I told you I could get you your money back, would you give up Tess? What would you say?"
• (Andy Garcia) "I would say yes."

• (George Clooney) "Hey Benedict, how's the other fight going?"
• (Andy Garcia) "Did you have a hand in this?"
• (George Clooney) "Did my hand in what?"
• (Andy Garcia) "I'm going to ask you one more time: Did you have a hand in this?"
• (George Clooney) "I have no idea what you're talking about."

• (George Clooney) "Does he make you laugh?"
• (Julia Roberts) "He doesn't make me cry."

• (George Clooney) "Hi."
• (Julia Roberts) "Hi. We need to get Rusty a girl."
• (Brad Pitt) "There's a women's prison down the road."
• (George Clooney) "You said that you sold this."
• (Julia Roberts) "I said that."
• (George Clooney) "Liar."
• (Julia Roberts) "Thief."

• (George Clooney) "Phil Turenteen --"
• (Brad Pitt) "Dead."
• (George Clooney) "No s***. On the job?"
• (Brad Pitt) "Skin cancer."
• (George Clooney) "D'you send flowers?"
• (Brad Pitt) "Dated his wife for a while."

• (George Clooney) "How's your wife?"
• (Bruiser) "Pregnant again."
• (George Clooney) "Well, that happens."

• (George Clooney) "Livingston, we're set."
• (Brad Pitt) "Livingston, we're set."
• (Eddie Jemison) "Basher, we're set."
• (Don Cheadle) "Hang on a minute chief."
• (Eddie Jemison) "We don't have a minute, Yen's gonna suffocate."
• (Don Cheadle) "Well, then you'd better leave off bothering me, don't you think?"

• (Topher Grace) "Mr Ocean, what do you do for a living? If you don't mind me asking."
• (George Clooney) "Why would I mind you asking? Two cards. I just got out of prison."
• (Topher Grace) "Really?"
• (Joshua Jackson) "Well why were you in prison?"
• (George Clooney) "I stole things."
• (Shane West) "You stole things? Like jewels?"
• (Brad Pitt) "Incan matrimonial headmasks."
• (Shane West) "Any money in those? Incan matrimonial"
• (George Clooney) "Headmasks. There's some."
• (Brad Pitt) "Don't let him fool you, there's boatloads. If you can move them. I'll take one. But you can't."
• (George Clooney) "My fence seemed confident enough."
• (Brad Pitt) "Dealing in cash you don't need a fence."
• (George Clooney) "Some people lack vision."
• (Brad Pitt) "Probably everybody in cell block E"

• (George Clooney) "Tess, you're doing a great job curating the museum, the Vermeer is quite good, simple, vibrant, but his work definitely fell off as he got older."
• (Julia Roberts) "Remind you of anyone?"
• (George Clooney) "And I always confuse Monet and Manet. Now which one married his mistress?"
• (Julia Roberts) "Monet."
• (George Clooney) "Right, and then Manet had syphilis."
• (Julia Roberts) "They also painted occasionally."

• (George Clooney) "The Nevada Gaming Commission stipulates that a casino must hold and reserve enough cash to cover every chip that's played on its floor. That means on a week day, by law, it has to carry anywhere between sixty to seventy million dollars in cash and coin, on the weekend it has to carry anywhere between eighty and ninety million, on a fight night, like the one in two weeks from tonight, the night we're going to rob it, one hundred and fifty million. Without breaking a sweat, there's eleven of us, each with an equal share, you do the math."

• (George Clooney) "First task: Reconnaissance I want to know everything that's going on in all three casinos, the rotation of the dealers, the path of every cash cart, I want to know about everything about every guard and every watcher, anyone with a security pass, I want to know where they're from, what their nicknames are, how they take their coffee, most of all, I want you guys to know these casinos, their built to keep people in, I want you guys to know the quick routes out, third task surveillance: Casino security has an eye and ear on everyone, so we want an eye and ear on them."

• (George Clooney) "All right."
• (George Clooney) "Ahh. Jesus, Bruiser, not until later."
• (Bruiser) "Sorry Danny, I forgot."
• (George Clooney) "It's all right."

• (George Clooney) "You gotta walk before you crawl."
• (Brad Pitt) "Reverse that."

• (George Clooney) "Ten oughta do it, don't you think?"
• (George Clooney) "You think we need one more?"
• (George Clooney) "You think we need one more."
• (George Clooney) "All right, we'll get one more."

• (George Clooney) "I'm not joking, Tess."
• (Julia Roberts) "I'm not laughing, Danny."

• (George Clooney) "You remember the day I went out for cigarettes and didn't come back? You must have noticed."
• (Julia Roberts) "I don't smoke. Don't sit."

• (George Clooney) "Saul, are you sure you're ready to do this?"
• (Carl Reiner) "If you ever ask me that question again Daniel, you will not wake up the following morning."
• (George Clooney) "He's ready."

Carl Reiner as Saul

• (Carl Reiner) "Tess is with Benedict now? She's too tall for him."

• (Carl Reiner) "I have a question, say we get into the cage, and through the security doors there and down the elevator we can't move, and past the guards with the guns, and into the vault we can't open --"
• (Brad Pitt) "Without being seen by the cameras."
• (George Clooney) "Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot to mention that."
• (Carl Reiner) "Yeah well, say we do all that -- uh -- we're just supposed to walk out of there with $150,000,000 in cash on us, without getting stopped?"
• (George Clooney) "Yeah."
• (Carl Reiner) "Oh. Okay."

• (Carl Reiner) "I saw you at the paddock -- before the second race, outside the men's room when I placed my bet."
• (Carl Reiner) "I saw you before you even got up this morning."
• (Brad Pitt) "How you been, Saul?"
• (Carl Reiner) "Never Better."
• (Brad Pitt) "What's with the orange?"
• (Carl Reiner) "My doctor says I need vitamins."
• (Brad Pitt) "So why don't you take vitamins?"
• (Carl Reiner) "You come here to give me a physical?"

• (Carl Reiner) "That is the sexiest thing I have ever seen."

• (Turk Malloy) "Ten says he shorts it."
• (Carl Reiner) "Twenty."

Elliott Gould as Reuben

• (Elliott Gould) "Look, we all go way back and uh, I owe you from the thing with the guy in the place and I'll never forget it."
• (George Clooney) "That was our pleasure."
• (Brad Pitt) "I'd never been to Belize."

• (Elliott Gould) "You guys are pros. The best. I'm sure you can make it out of the casino. Of course, lest we forget, once you're out the front door, you're still in the middle of the f***ing desert."

• (Elliott Gould) "You're Bobby Caldwell's kid. From Chicago. It's nice there, do you like it?"
• (Matt Damon) "Yeah."
• (Elliott Gould) "That's wonderful. Get in the god**** house."

• (Elliott Gould) "Where are they?"
• (Carl Reiner) "They will be here."
• (Elliott Gould) "They will be here. Schmuck."

• (Elliott Gould) "I know more about casino security than any man alive, I invented it, and it cannot be beaten. They got cameras, they got locks, they got watchers, they got timers, they got vaults, they got enough armed personnel to occupy Paris."
• (Elliott Gould) "Okay, bad example."

• (Elliott Gould) "Give Dominic your addresses, I got some remaindered furniture I want to send you. Look, just out of curiosity, which three casinos did you geniuses decide to rob?"
• (Brad Pitt) "The Bellagio --"
• (George Clooney) "The Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand."
• (Elliott Gould) "Those are Terry Benedict's casinos."
• (George Clooney) "Is that right?"
• (Brad Pitt) "That's right."
• (Elliott Gould) "You guys, what do you got against Terry Benedict?"
• (Brad Pitt) "What do you have against him, that's the question?"
• (Elliott Gould) "He torpedoed my casino, muscled me out. Now he's gonna blow it up next week to make way for some gaudy monstrosity. Don't think I don't know what you're doing."
• (Brad Pitt) "What are we doing, Reuben?"
• (Elliott Gould) "If you're gonna steal from Terry Benedict, you'd better god**** know. This sort of thing used to be civilized. You'd hit a guy, he'd whack you, done. But with Benedict -- at the end of this, he'd better not know you're involved, not know your names or think you're dead, because he'll kill ya, and then he'll go to work on ya."
• (George Clooney) "That's why we're going to have to be very careful. Very precise."
• (Brad Pitt) "Mmm, well-funded."
• (Elliott Gould) "Yeah. Ya gotta be nuts, too. And you're gonna need a crew as nuts as you are."
• (Elliott Gould) "So who've you got in mind?"

Don Cheadle as Basher

• (Don Cheadle) "All right chaps. Hang on to your knickers."
• (Don Cheadle) "Oh leave it out. You tossers. You had one job to do."

• (Don Cheadle) "Hang on a minute, hang on -- we could use a pinch."
• (George Clooney) "What's a "pinch"?"
• (Don Cheadle) "A pinch is a device which creates, like, a cardiac arrest for any broadband electrical circuitry. Better yet, a pinch is a bomb; now, but without the bomb. See, when a nuclear weapon detonates, it unleashes an electromagnetic pulse which shuts down any power source within its blast radius. Now that tends not to matter in most cases, because the nuclear weapon usually destroys anything you might need power for anyway. But see, a pinch creates a similar electromagnetic pulse, but without the fuss of mass destruction and death. So instead of Hiroshima, you'd be getting the seventeenth century."

• (Don Cheadle) "That poxy demo crew haven't used a coaxial feed to batten the main line, have they? Instead they've gone and nosed up the backup grid, nosed it right up."
• (Elliott Gould) "Do you understand any of this?"
• (Eddie Jemison) "I'll explain later."

• (Explosives Cop) "That's all you used in the event, nothin' else?"
• (Don Cheadle) "Hang on, are you accusing me of boobytrapping?"
• (Explosives Cop) "Well, how about it?"
• (Brad Pitt) "Booby traps aren't Mr. Tarr's style. Isn't that right, "Basher"?"
• (Brad Pitt) "Peck, ATF. Let me venture a guess, simple g form mainliner, backwound, quick fuse with a drag under 20 feet? Yea -- let me ask you somethin else did you search this scumbag for booby traps, on his person? I mean really search, not just for weapons?"
• (Brad Pitt) "Stand back."
• (Don Cheadle) "Oy. here we go"
• (Brad Pitt) "Go find Griggs, tell him I need to see him."
• (Explosives Cop) "Who?"
• (Brad Pitt) "Just find him, will ya?"

• (Don Cheadle) "Where we at, boys?"
• (Eddie Jemison) "Pins and floor sensors now."
• (Don Cheadle) "Blinder."

• (Virgil Malloy) "Shouldn't someone help him?"
• (Don Cheadle) "Oh, that's a good idea, Rabbit. Let's hop out of the van and we can all get nicked."

• (Don Cheadle) "So unless we intend to do this job in Reno, we're in barney."
• (Don Cheadle) "Barney Rubble."
• (Don Cheadle) "Trouble."

Julia Roberts as Tess

• (Julia Roberts) "You're thirty seconds late, I was going to send out a search --"

• (Julia Roberts) "You're a thief and a liar."
• (George Clooney) "I only lied about being a thief, I don't do that anymore."
• (Julia Roberts) "Steal?"
• (George Clooney) "Lie."
• (Julia Roberts) "I'm with someone who doesn't have to make that kind of distinction."
• (George Clooney) "No, he's very clear on both."

• (Julia Roberts) "You know what your problem is?"
• (George Clooney) "I only have one?"

• (Julia Roberts) "You of all people should know Terry, in your hotel, there's always someone watching."

• (Julia Roberts) "Danny was walking through the restaurant when he spotted me."
• (Andy Garcia) "Is that right?"
• (George Clooney) "Yeah, imagine the odds."
• (Andy Garcia) "Of all the gin joints in all the world."

• (Julia Roberts) "Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait, that's my husband. That's my husband."
• (Julia Roberts) "Danny --"
• (George Clooney) "Tess, I told you -- I knew what I was doing."
• (Julia Roberts) "I didn't."
• (Julia Roberts) "How long will you be?"
• (George Clooney) "-- Three to six months, I guess."

Andy Garcia as Terry

• (Andy Garcia) "I know everything that's happening in my hotels."
• (George Clooney) "So I should put the towels back?"
• (Andy Garcia) "No, the towels you can keep."

• (Andy Garcia) "All right. Now I have complied with your every request, would you agree?"
• (Brad Pitt) "I would."
• (Andy Garcia) "Good, 'cause now I have one of my own. Run and hide, asshole. Run and hide. If you should be picked up next week buying a hundred-thousand dollar sports car in Newport Beach, I am going to be supremely disappointed. Because I want my people to find you, and when they do, rest assured we are not going to hand you over to the police. So my advice to you again is this: run and hide. That is all that I ask."

• (Andy Garcia) "Well, then inform Mr. Levin that he'll be better off watching the fight in front of his television at home -- Surely he must have HBO."

• (Andy Garcia) "Who the hell is this?"
• (Brad Pitt) "The man who's robbing you."

• (Andy Garcia) "All right, you proved your point. You broke into my vault. Congratulations, you're a dead man."

Eddie Jemison as Livingston

• (Unnamed) "Hi."
• (Eddie Jemison) "Fine, thank you."

• (Eddie Jemison) "The moment you set foot on that casino floor, they'll be watching you like hawks. Hawks with video cameras."

Bernie Mac as Frank

• (Bernie Mac) "You have lovely hands. Do you moisturize?"
• (Billy Tim Denham) "I'm Sorry?"
• (Bernie Mac) "You know, I've tried all sorts of moisturizers. I even went fragrance free for a whole year. Now my sister, she uses some kind of uh -- uh -- uh -- uh -- aloe vera with a little sunscreen in it, and ideally, we should all wear gloves when going to bed, but I found out that that creates a kind of an interference with my -- "social agenda", you know what I mean."

• (Bernie Mac) "They might as well call it whitejack."

• (Bernie Mac) "Ten says he shorts it."
• (Eddie Jemison) "No bet."

Shaobo Qin as Yen

• (Shaobo Qin) "Where the f*** you been?"

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