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Nuts in May Quotes

Nuts in May is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Nuts in May ended its run in 1970.

It features David Rose (producer) as producer, and Michael Williams as head of cinematography.

Nuts in May is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Nuts in May is 84 minutes long.

The cast includes: Roger Sloman as Keith, Stephen Bill as Finger, and Alison Steadman as Candice Marie.

Nuts in May Quotes

Alison Steadman as Candice Marie

  • (Alison Steadman) "It's just that Keith and I believe that smoking damages your health. You see, Ray, you can't see the damage that it's doing. But if I could take one of your lungs now, and put it on the table in front of you and cut it in half, I think you'd be absolutely horrified."
  • (Alison Steadman) "Keith?"
  • (Roger Sloman) "Mmm."
  • (Alison Steadman) "You know you always tell me to chew everything 72 times?"
  • (Roger Sloman) "Mmm."
  • (Alison Steadman) "Well I don't think that can be right, because, um for instance you're chewing nuts now, and they have to be chewed 72 times because they're very hard. But earlier on I was eating mushroom, and I only got to 31 and it slipped down my throat quite naturally. So it doesn't always have to be 72 times does it?"
  • (Roger Sloman) "I think the important thing is to uh, use your discretion."

Roger Sloman as Keith

  • (Roger Sloman) "Get away from me. I'll knock your head off."

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