Nothing in Common Quotes

Nothing in Common is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Nothing in Common ended its run in 1970.

It features Nick Abdo as producer, Patrick Leonard in charge of musical score, and John A. Alonzo as head of cinematography.

Nothing in Common is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Nothing in Common is 118 minutes long. Nothing in Common is distributed by TriStar Pictures.

The cast includes: Jackie Gleason as Max Basner, Tom Hanks as David Basner, Barry Corbin as Andrew Woolridge, and Hector Elizondo as Charlie Gargas.

Nothing in Common Quotes

Barry Corbin as Andrew Woolridge

• (Barry Corbin) "My daughter speaks very highly of you. Says you're a great lay."
• (Tom Hanks) "She told you that?"
• (Barry Corbin) "My baby girl tells me everything."
• (Tom Hanks) "That's some conversation for a father to be having with his daughter."
• (Barry Corbin) "I raised her to be a corporate executive. I raised her to be a man."
• (Tom Hanks) "So did my father, but I never tell him anything."

Jackie Gleason as Max Basner

• (Jackie Gleason) "Your best friend is your dick."
• (Tom Hanks) "Now where did I learn that? Your best friend is your dick."
• (Jackie Gleason) "Great, maybe the four of us can get together and have lunch."

• (Jackie Gleason) "I lost my lines. They fired me."
• (Tom Hanks) "What are you gonna do?"
• (Jackie Gleason) "I know you hate me. But you have to help me."

• (Jackie Gleason) "That was something we all had in common -- your grandfather, me, you. We always knew had to talk a girl into bed."
• (Tom Hanks) "I'm glad you still can."
• (Jackie Gleason) "I can't. I can't do it anymore."

• (Jackie Gleason) "You're the last person I ever thought would come through for me."

Tom Hanks as David Basner

• (Tom Hanks) "I could've been a great doctor."
• (Jackie Gleason) "You could've been a great anything, son."

• (Tom Hanks) "I'm just protecting my balls, just as, I'm sure, at one time or another, you have protected your own"

• (Tom Hanks) "Sir, I was just wondering. By eating your entire meal with the salad fork, does that include the soup?"

Hector Elizondo as Charlie Gargas

• (Hector Elizondo) "At the end, I had my father in a nursing home. I gave him the best doctors in Illinois. He was a little senile -- not much. I never spent much time with him. I was too busy. Finally, when I got around to seeing him, he didn't recognize me. Till the day he died, he didn't know who the hell I was."
• (Tom Hanks) "Here I thought you were the perfect son, Charlie."
• (Hector Elizondo) "No. They told me there was only one of those guys. Listen, you take care of what you've got to take care of. I'll take care of Woolridge."

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