Not in Portland Quotes

Not in Portland is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Not in Portland ended its run in 1970.

Not in Portland Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Because you're insufferable and you're mean. Well you asked for the truth Mom."

• (Unnamed) "Do you believe in God, Jack?"
• (Unnamed) "Do you?"
• (Unnamed) "Two days after I found out I had a fatal tumor on my spine, a spinal surgeon fell out of the sky -- and if that's not proof of God, I don't know what is."

• (Unnamed) "What happened?"
• (Unnamed) "I accidentally nicked an artery."
• (Unnamed) "Isn't that what you already did?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, well, that was on purpose."

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