Not All Dogs Go to Heaven Quotes

Not All Dogs Go to Heaven is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Not All Dogs Go to Heaven ended its run in 1970.

It features "Flash (Queen song)" in charge of musical score.

Not All Dogs Go to Heaven Quotes

• (Peter Griffin) "Erm, in the episode where you drown your wife, why are you so fat?"

• (Stewie Griffin) "Uh, hello?"
• (Employee) "Yes, welcome to McDonald's can I help you?"
• (Stewie Griffin) "Ah, hailing frequencies open huh? Ah, yeah we're gonna get uh two McChicken sandwiches and a Diet coke and -- what do you want Michael?"
• (Michael Dorn) "A McDLT?"
• (Stewie Griffin) "No, I already told you they don't make those anymore."
• (Michael Dorn) "You know, sometimes it's a regional thing. You could ask."
• (Stewie Griffin) "No McDonald's anywhere makes a McDLT anymore."
• (Jonathan Frakes) "I want a Shamrock Shake if they've got any of those."
• (Stewie Griffin) "It's September Jonathan."
• (LeVar Burton) "Stewie, can I take this f***in' headband off?"
• (Stewie Griffin) "No, LeVar you're blind. That's the only way you can see."
• (Michael Dorn) "I'm just saying they have all the ingredients for a McDL --"
• (Stewie Griffin) "Just hang on alright? There's a lot of us. There's a lot -- It's a big order."
• (Patrick Stewart) "What time do they stop serving breakfast?"
• (Stewie Griffin) "It's three o'clock."
• (Patrick Stewart) "Some of them serve breakfast all day."
• (Stewie Griffin) "None of them serve breakfast all day."

• (Brian Griffin) "I thought only he without sin could cast the first Prius."
• (Peter Griffin) "Ha."

• (Marina Sirtis) "Stewie, I'm not really much of a fast-food eater."
• (Stewie Griffin) "Yeah? Can you read my mind? Can you tell what I'm thinking right now? I'm thinking shut up and get a salad."
• (Brent Spiner) "I want some McNuggets."
• (Stewie Griffin) "We'll get to you Brent."
• (Wil Wheaton) "I want a hamburger. No, I want a cheeseburger, I want a hot dog, I want a milkshake."
• (Patrick Stewart) "You'll get nothing and like it."

• (Patrick Stewart) "Look at me, I've got girl boobs."

• (Brian Griffin) "Ah, the Annual Quahog Science Fiction Festival. Where Science Fiction Fans take their mouths off the barrel of a loaded shotgun and spend the day adjusting their eyes to sunlight."

• (Brian Griffin) "If there was a God would He give you a smokin' hot mom like Lois and then have you grow up looking like Peter?"

• (Marina Sirtis) "Stewie, I'm not really much of a fast food eater."
• (Stewie Griffin) "Oh yeah? Can you read my mind? Can you tell what I'm thinking? I'm thinking shut up and get a salad."

• (Stewie Griffin) "Now, Question #1: what's it like on the set?"
• (Marina Sirtis) "The show's been off the air for fifteen years."
• (Michael Dorn) "Although I will say it was an awful lot of fun; you know, when Patrick wasn't hogging the limelight."
• (Patrick Stewart) "Oh, f*** you, Michael. Fifteen years later, you've still got that attitude."

• (Stewie Griffin) "This was exhausting. This whole experience was absolutely exhausting. You people have ruined "Star Trek: The Next Generation" for me. You are absolutely the most insufferable group of jackasses I have ever had the misfortune of spending an extended period of time with. I hope you all f***ing die."
• (Patrick Stewart) "I still have five prize tickets from the carnival."
• (Stewie Griffin) "There was nothing for five tickets. We've been over this."
• (Patrick Stewart) "Well, but LeVar and I were going to pool ours for the fuzzy troll pencil topper."
• (Stewie Griffin) "Oh, yeah? You gonna share that?"
• (LeVar Burton) "Yeah, we were gonna share it."
• (Stewie Griffin) "Really? How's that going to work?"
• (Patrick Stewart) "Three days at my house, three days at LeVar's, and alternating Sundays."
• (Stewie Griffin) "For a pencil topper?"
• (Michael Dorn) "I have to pee again."
• (Stewie Griffin) "That's it. Good-bye."
• (Stewie Griffin) "f***."

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