Not a Father's Day Quotes

Not a Father's Day is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Not a Father's Day stopped airing in 1970.

Not a Father's Day Quotes

• (Robin Scherbatsky) "What's that?"
• (Lily Aldrin) "One of Jeremy's socks. I'm having a baby."
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "But what about all the things we talked about?"
• (Lily Aldrin) "But -- but sock."
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "What about Marshall working all the time?"
• (Lily Aldrin) "But sock."
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "What about Project Lily?"
• (Lily Aldrin) "It's got little fishies on it."
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "All this discussion, and a sock makes your decision for you?"
• (Ted Mosby) "I guess that's what you call a sock-er punch."

• (Lily Aldrin) "Ted, you may be single and childless, but you're totally a dorky dad."
• (Ted Mosby) "I don't think I like your tone, young lady."

• (Marshall Eriksen) "Hey, babe. It's breakfast time in China."
• (Lily Aldrin) "Yeah it is."
• (Marshall Eriksen) "Not a euphemism. Look, I -- wait -- what would that even mean?"
• (Lily Aldrin) "I don't know. Hot buns, spicy pork, there's something there. You're not coming home tonight are you?"
• (Lily Aldrin) "Are you shaking your head no?"
• (Lily Aldrin) "I thought so."

• (Lily) "Marshall's really excited. But I think he only see's what's cute about having a baby, not what's hard about it."
• (Lily) "Like the other day, while Marshall was playing with baby Jeremy, I was talking with Jeremy's mom."
• (Charlotte) "Thank so much for inviting us over. I have not talked to another adult in like weeks. Well, besides my husband, but 'It's your turn to change him' and 'Make him shut up' really doesn't count as conversation. Sorry. I'm rambling. I haven't gotten laid in seven months. Oh, I just did it again. Sleep deprivation. Oh, wait, I'm not crying, am I? I usually am. I don't mean to complain. Oh, now I feel bad."
• (Charlotte) "Oh, there's my little peanut. Oh I love you so much."
• (Lily) "I'm going to be as strung out as Charlotte. Worse, actually. At least her husband works from home. I mean, he's a pot dealer but he's a very involved parent."

• (Robin Scherbatsky) "Babies are scary. They got big eyes, and that soft spot -- If there was a self-destruct button, at least it should be somewhere hard to get at."

• (Barney Stinson) "God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, although a lot of girls call out your name because of me. Awesome. But God, if you could get me out of this, I swear I will never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ev --"
• (Barney Stinson) "Oh, hang on, bro --"

• (Lily) "Maybe it is a false alarm. Maybe she is not pregnant."
• (Barney) "Lily, no part of Barney Stinson does anything less than a 110%. If one my little Michael Phelps has got loose, he is swimming for a gold."

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