Norbit Quotes

Norbit is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Norbit stopped airing in 1970.

It features Plain list, * John Davis (producer); Eddie Murphy as producer, David Newman (composer) in charge of musical score, and Clark Mathis as head of cinematography.

Norbit is recorded in English language and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Norbit is 102 minutes long. Norbit is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Lindsey Sims-Lewis as Rasputia, Khamani Griffin as Norbit, Eddie Griffin as Pope Sweet Jesus, Katt Williams as Lord Have Mercy, Cuba Gooding Jr. as Deion Hughes, Marlon Wayans as Buster, Richard Gant as Preacher, Terry Crews as Big Jack, Lester Speight as Blue Latimore, Clifton Powell as Earl Latimore, Thandie Newton as Kate Thomas, and Kristen Schaal as Event Organizer.

Norbit Quotes

Lindsey Sims-Lewis as Rasputia

• (Attendant) "Excuse me."
• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "What?"
• (Attendant) "Are you wearing bottoms?"
• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "Of course I'm wearing bottoms."
• (Attendant) "All right."

• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "Well, well, Norbit. You lose again. Once a loser, always a loser. Now, come on. Let's go."
• (Khamani Griffin) "Yeah, I thought you'd feel that way about it, Kate. And that's why I took the liberty of inviting some of Deion's ex-wives down so maybe they can tell you for themselves. LADIES."
• (Ex-Wife #1) "Hello, Antoine. I've been looking everywhere for you."
• (Unnamed) "Daddy."
• (Ex-Wife #2) "Antoine? He told me his name was Luther."
• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "Who is that ho?"
• (Ex-Wife #3) "Luther? he told me he was gay."
• (Cuba Gooding Jr.) "No, no, no. Y'all got me confused with my gay twin brother, Antoine Luther."
• (Ex-Wife #1) "You dead, goldigger."
• (Cuba Gooding Jr.) "I'm out."
• (Eddie Griffin) "Look's like the wedding's off, bro."
• (Katt Williams) "Church."

• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "What -- the? What just fell on my car?"
• (Mr. Wong) "Not what; who. Who just fell on your car? Ching chong ching chong."

• (Teen Attendant) "Excuse me ma'am. We have a 300 lb weight limit."
• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "I don't weigh no damn 300 lbs. I weigh 165. How YOU doin'?"

• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "NORBIT."
• (Khamani Griffin) "Oh. Rasputia. Good Morning, Rasputia. How are you this morning?"
• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "Where the hell you going?"
• (Khamani Griffin) "Oh, ummmm -- I was just going to Raging Waters."

• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "Go over and get another wine cooler. It's hot as hell out here. Don't you see I'm sweltering?"
• (Khamani Griffin) "Rasputia, you can't drink wine."
• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "Why the hell not?"
• (Khamani Griffin) "You're with child."
• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "With child? I ain't with no -- Oh. Oh, that was -- I had gas. I still got it."
• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "There's your child. Now go get me something to drink."
• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "Twins."

• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "Norbit, Buster is a guest in our home. How dare you insinuate something like that?"
• (Marlon Wayans) "Yeah, ORBIT. How dare you insinuate something such like that. You know, I am actually offended by your accu-si-sation."

• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "I'm gonna rip your head off."
• (Terry Crews) "Rasputia?"
• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "What?"
• (Terry Crews) "Car."
• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "I don't give a damn 'bout no car. I'm ready to die."
• (Terry Crews) "Car."
• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "I'm ready to die. I'm ready to die."
• (Terry Crews) "I ain't gonna let you ruin Nipplopolis for me boy. Damn."
• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die up in here. Drive the car, god****it."

• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "ooh look at the dog eyeballin me."
• (Khamani Griffin) "Wait Rasputia what are you doin?"
• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "Shut up. Ooh i gotcha now puppy i gotcha now."
• (Khamani Griffin) "Wait. No No. No."
• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "You know what that sound means, Bark. How you doin?"
• (Khamani Griffin) "Fliyd?"

• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "Then who was eating the turkey ass?"

• (Mr. Wong) "WHALE HO."
• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "Did somebody just call me a whale?"
• (Mr. Wong) "Yeah. And a ho."

• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "How you doing?"

• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "Where the hell you goin', Norbit?"
• (Khamani Griffin) "None of your G.D. beeswax, Rasputia."
• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "Look at you, you old stupid fool. You can't even ride a bike."
• (Khamani Griffin) "Oh, yes I can, because Kate TAUGHT ME."

• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "God damm it, Norbit, how many times I got to tell you when you drive my car, don't adjust my seat?"
• (Khamani Griffin) "I haven't touched your seat."
• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "Then why's it up so damn far?"
• (Khamani Griffin) "It looks like it's back as far as it goes, Rasputia."
• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "No, you moved it. I can tell. Cuz look, when I inhale, my titty make the horn honk. See, listen."
• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "See that?"
• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "That ain't right."
• (Khamani Griffin) "I hear it."
• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "Uh huh, that scientifically proves that you adjusted my seat."
• (Khamani Griffin) "That's not science."
• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "It is and just let it go."
• (Khamani Griffin) "It's not science."
• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "I said 'let it go.'"
• (Khamani Griffin) "I'm just saying --"
• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "I said it was science, god damm it."

• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "Don't you wish your girlfriend was as hot like me? Don't you wish your girlfriend was a FREAK like me?"

Khamani Griffin as Norbit

• (Khamani Griffin) "Yes it did. And that makes you, the queen of WHORES."

• (Khamani Griffin) "Oh Floyd, what am I gonna do."
• (Floyd the Dog) "Kill the bitch."

• (Khamani Griffin) "Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday --"
• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "Say Tuesday again you ain't gonna see Wednesday."

• (Mr. Wong) "Remember, black people run very fast. But problem run faster."
• (Khamani Griffin) "-- That's kinda racist."
• (Mr. Wong) "Yes, Wong very racist. Don't like black. Don't like Jew either. But black and Jew love Chinese food. Go figure."

Cuba Gooding Jr. as Deion Hughes

• (Cuba Gooding Jr.) "That's enough. THAT'S ENOUGH. ENOUGH. ENOUGH. ENOUGH. ENOUGH. Stop the music."
• (Eddie Griffin) "Hold on --"
• (Cuba Gooding Jr.) "Shut up. You two, shut up. That's it. This is husband-and-wife time. Now, let's go. Let's go. Husband-and-wife stuff."

• (Cuba Gooding Jr.) "Did you say a titty bar?"

Terry Crews as Big Jack

• (Terry Crews) "Here you go, Norbit. Saved the best piece for you."
• (Norbit - Age 9) "What's that?"
• (Terry Crews) "Turkey ass. Eat up sucker. Bon appetitty."

Richard Gant as Preacher

• (Richard Gant) "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today --"
• (Khamani Griffin) "I object."
• (Richard Gant) "Oh, for Christ sake."
• (Mr. Wong) "Norbit."
• (Katt Williams) "Norbit."
• (Thandie Newton) "Norbit."
• (Unnamed) "Norbit-t-t-t."
• (Khamani Griffin) "This wedding's a sham and I'm here to stop it."
• (Thandie Newton) "Norbit, what are you doing?"
• (Khamani Griffin) "I'm bein' a man for the first time in my life. Kate -- Kate, I love you."
• (Lindsey Sims-Lewis) "What the hell did you just say?"
• (Khamani Griffin) "You heard what I said, strumpet. I love Kate. That right. I love you, Kate. And the last two weeks I spent with you have meant more to me than my entire miserable life with you, Rasputia. It's over. Norbit Albert Rice is no longer your BITCH."

• (Richard Gant) "But you can't object yet."
• (Eddie Griffin) "Well I am objeculatin' prematurely."

Eddie Griffin as Pope Sweet Jesus

• (Eddie Griffin) "-- Now speakin of ribs, and pleasure --"
• (Katt Williams) "Uh, yes, for a limited time only, we are proud to present to you our barbequed, baby back, horseradish, mustard, and peanut butter encrusted ribs with a slight Jagermeister infusion, sprinkled with chammomile leaves, with a horseradish and dandelion salad, on a bed of rice. Buy one Pimp Platter, get the whole bones free."
• (Cuba Gooding Jr.) "Ah, ah, ah, ah. No, no, no, no, no. That's enough talking. It's time to get back to the wedding."
• (Eddie Griffin) "It ain't never enough talkin' when you're talkin' about love, brother."

• (Eddie Griffin) "It's raining little white women."
• (Katt Williams) "My prayers have been answered."
• (Eddie Griffin) "She'd better move, 'cause my prayers are for a Cadillac."

• (Eddie Griffin) "Poor Norbit. Man. Back when I was in the game, used to tell my hos, "Hos, ain't no man gonna pay for the cow if he can get the milk for free." You ain't gonna worry about this brother buying the milk, 'cause he just bought the whole damn cow."
• (Katt Williams) "That's a special cow, too. That must be where butter milk come from."

• (Eddie Griffin) "The wrapper says 'Ribbed for her pleasure' but turn it inside out and it's ribbed for YOUR pleasure"

Kristen Schaal as Event Organizer

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Lester Speight as Blue Latimore

• (Lester Speight) "Tap, tap, tap. Tap, tap --"
• (Lester Speight) "Norbit. Norbit? Norbit? Oh, damn. He escaped. Norbit. NORBIT."
• (Lester Speight) "You're ass is mine, Norbit."

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