Noah's Arc: Jumping the Broom Quotes

Noah's Arc: Jumping the Broom is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Noah's Arc: Jumping the Broom ended its run in 1970.

It features Patrik-Ian Polk as producer, Adam S. Goldman in charge of musical score, and Christopher Porter as head of cinematography.

Noah's Arc: Jumping the Broom is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Noah's Arc: Jumping the Broom is 101 minutes long. Noah's Arc: Jumping the Broom is distributed by LOGO (TV channel).

The cast includes: Christian Vincent as Ricky, Jensen Atwood as Wade, Darryl Stephens as Noah, Jennia Fredrique as Brandy, Tonya Pinkins as Mrs. Robinson, Rodney Chester as Alex, Gary LeRoi Gray as Brandon, Jonathan Julian as Eddie, and Doug Spearman as Chance.

Noah's Arc: Jumping the Broom Quotes

Gary LeRoi Gray as Brandon

• (Gary LeRoi Gray) "Are you sure you're going to be okay, Mr. Robinson?"
• (Jensen Atwood) "Yeah, I'm okay. Sorry guys, I didn't think I had that much to drink."
• (Jonathan Julian) "It's not a real bachelor party unless someone blows chunks."

• (Gary LeRoi Gray) "But what about the whole top-bottom thing? Isn't that kind of limiting? Kind of like a parody of heterosexual relationships?"
• (Jensen Atwood) "What do you mean?"
• (Gary LeRoi Gray) "Because, like I'm versatile, right? So, do you ever want Mr. Nicholson to f*** you?"
• (Jensen Atwood) "Who says he doesn't already?"

• (Gary LeRoi Gray) "Wade was in a car accident?"
• (Christian Vincent) "Noah nursed him back to health."
• (Gary LeRoi Gray) "That's so romantic."
• (Christian Vincent) "Except what lead to the crash was a fight between Wade and his boyfriend, after he caught Wade and Noah gettin' busy."
• (Gary LeRoi Gray) "Sounds like a soap opera."
• (Christian Vincent) "Which is exactly why it won't work. Life is not a soap opera."

Rodney Chester as Alex

• (Rodney Chester) "Girl, this is worse than an episode of "Jerry Springer"."
• (Jennia Fredrique) "Uh-uh, "Maury Povitch"."
• (Rodney Chester) "Oh gir'."

Darryl Stephens as Noah

• (Darryl Stephens) "I'm sorry."
• (Jensen Atwood) "I'm sorry too. You know nothing happened, just a drunken kiss."
• (Darryl Stephens) "Same with Baby Gat -- minus the kiss."

• (Darryl Stephens) "So we release them, and then?"
• (Gary LeRoi Gray) "They fly away?"
• (Jensen Atwood) "This time of year, wouldn't they just freeze to death?"
• (Christian Vincent) "The perfect metaphor for the joys of marriage."

• (Darryl Stephens) "When I first saw you, it wasn't love at first sight. You were intriguing, fascinating, remarkable. But you were straight, or so I thought. Or so you thought."
• (Darryl Stephens) "But my love for you grew quietly, just past the corner of my eye. Watered by time, in tears, in kisses. I knew I loved you when just the sight of you pierced me with a fear and longing beyond lust. When I wanted to give you the world, and receive nothing in return, but your smile. And this I will do for you, and this I'll do for us. Be kind, be honest, be fearless, be true. I will be your port in the storm and your shield in the battle. And when the time comes for us to go to the long home of our ancestors, I will dance with you there."

Christian Vincent as Ricky

• (Christian Vincent) "I love you. Not as a friend or as a girlfriend, more than that. And every guy I meet pales in comparison, they're just bodies. I love you. And the words burn to my mouth because I know you don't love me."
• (Darryl Stephens) "Ricky --"
• (Christian Vincent) "Not that way, I know. It's my burden and I'm sorry if it sometimes makes me act like a jerk. But I know one thing."
• (Darryl Stephens) "What?"
• (Christian Vincent) "I will always have your back. Always. And I know something else. You love Wade."

• (Christian Vincent) "Between me and you, I've always wondered what all the fuss is about. What makes him so crazy about you?"
• (Jensen Atwood) "Well, between me and you, I've always wondered what the fuss was about you. How come nobody ever turns you down? Not even Arturo."
• (Christian Vincent) "Yeah?"
• (Jensen Atwood) "Yeah."

Jennia Fredrique as Brandy

• (Jennia Fredrique) "Now listen up. Life is the script, Noah. You're the writer of your own life. It's time to take control."

Doug Spearman as Chance

• (Doug Spearman) "For me, the life of the mind has always come first. I can't be happy if it doesn't. But, I will never love anybody as much as I love you. I don't want a life with anyone but you. And I will give you all the love I have to give another human being."
• (Jonathan Julian) "Can we make a vow? To make what we have between us an adventure. To say yes to everything remarkable and amazing."
• (Doug Spearman) "To be always rebuilding the temple."
• (Jonathan Julian) "To be always rebuilding the temple."
• (Doug Spearman) "T.S. Eliot."
• (Doug Spearman) "I slept with Brandon."
• (Jonathan Julian) "I know."
• (Doug Spearman) "I missed you."
• (Jonathan Julian) "As well you should have. And by the way, the answer is yes."
• (Doug Spearman) "What's the question?"
• (Jonathan Julian) "Do I forgive you?"

Jensen Atwood as Wade

• (Jensen Atwood) "When I first saw you, it wasn't love at first sight. You were intriguing, fascinating, remarkable, but you were a man. When I first started to feel things for you, I didn't know what those things were, because you were a man. When I first told you I loved you, trembling inside, so full of fear that I could hardly breathe, I could see the hesitation in your eyes. I could feel your fear. And when -- words are just words,"
• (Jensen Atwood) "and talk is cheap. I asked you to marry me, because marriage is a deed. I asked you to marry me here in my family's home, to prove to you that I have no shame. To place our names together, in front of the whole world, so that the whole world can bend for us and for our love. And in front of your friends, who I will learn to love, because you love them, and because they love you. All this I did for you, and all this I'll do for us. I'll be courageous, forbearing. I'll be loving, I'll be kind, I will take all that trembles inside you, and place it safely in the palm of my hand. Forever."

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