No Reason (House) Quotes

No Reason (House) is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . No Reason ended in 1970.

No Reason (House) Quotes

• (Dr. Gregory House) "I can run like the wind, but I can't think."

• (Dr. Eric Foreman) "Test was negative."
• (Dr. Allison Cameron) "No trash against the fence."
• (Dr. Allison Cameron) "Is your leg really better?"
• (Dr. Gregory House) "Don't worry; I'm sure something else is wrong."
• (Dr. Robert Chase) "We did find blood."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "On which side?"
• (Dr. Robert Chase) "The wrong side."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "First thing that makes sense."
• (Dr. Robert Chase) "The wrong side's the wrong side; it can't make sense."
• (Dr. Allison Cameron) "It'd mess with his brain. Wouldn't cause fever."
• (Dr. Allison Cameron) "He's been sleeping a lot lately."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "You worried? I marked a change of meds on his chart."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "Foreign object. Body wants to get rid of it. It causes the fever."
• (Dr. Allison Cameron) "Blood's a foreign object?"
• (Dr. Eric Foreman) "In the brain lining, it is. Blood dyscrasia means cancer."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "Find it."
• (Dr. Allison Cameron) "All the tests --"
• (Dr. Gregory House) "have been negative. What do you do if your trash cans are full? You use your neighbor's trash cans. Except it's still light outside. Your neighbor will see you. So you go out the back way, into an alley, and drop off your trash by their garage."
• (Dr. Robert Chase) "We'll check the lymphatic system in the chest."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "You got that from trash cans in the alley?"
• (Dr. Robert Chase) "The saliva glands from the tongue are connected to the lymphatic system in the lungs. It's the next lymphatic system over."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "Yeah. Go get lung lymph."
• (Jack Moriarty) "How did he know that?"
• (Dr. Gregory House) "I wouldn't have hired him if he wasn't smart."
• (Jack Moriarty) "Right. Because you have nothing but respect for him. Maybe he knew the answer because the question wasn't nearly as tricky as you thought."
• (Jack Moriarty) "Maybe he's not getting smarter. You're getting dumber."
• (Jack Moriarty) "You pretend to buck the system. Pretend to be a rebel. You claim to hate rules. But all you do is substitute your own rules for society's. And it's a nice, simple rule. Tell the blunt, honest truth in the starkest, darkest way and what will be will be. What will be should be. And everyone else is a coward. But you're wrong. It's not cowardly to not call someone an idiot. People aren't tactful or polite because it's nice. They do it because they've got an ounce of humility. Because they know that they will make mistakes and they know that their actions have consequences and they know that those consequences are their fault. Why do you want so bad not to be human, House?"
• (Jack Moriarty) "Oh, he's awake."
• (Dr. Allison Cameron) "House, we need to talk to you."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "How the hell did you know I was awake?"
• (Jack Moriarty) "Your nostrils flare when you sleep."

• (Jack Moriarty) "You think that the only truth that matters is the truth that can be measured. Good intentions don't count. What's in your heart doesn't count. But a man's life can be measured by how many tears are shed when he dies. Just because you can't measure them, just because you don't want to measure them, doesn't mean it's not real."

• (Dr. James Wilson) "If you could think of everything yourself, you wouldn't need a team to annoy."

• (Dr. Gregory House) "What if it was the surgery?"
• (Dr. James Wilson) "What if it was the fact that you tore out your stitches and lost two pints of blood?"
• (Dr. Gregory House) "Why did Gillick give me ketamine during my surgery?"

• (Dr. Gregory House) "Getting shot is not an FDA-approved treatment for anything."

• (Dr. Gregory House) "I got shot. Diagnostically boring. Big tongue, on the other hand; endlessly entertaining."

• (Jack Moriarty) "I don't wanna hear semantics."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "You anti-semantic bastard."

• (Jack Moriarty) "You don't care if you live or die?"
• (Dr. Gregory House) "I care because I live. I can't care if I'm dead."

• (Dr. Gregory House) "People suck. People are why you have one eye, one ball, and a stapled on face."

• (Jack Moriarty) "I was a patient of yours."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "Oh, well, if you want to leave chocolates downstairs --"
• (Jack Moriarty) "Stay. Stay away from him."
• (Jack Moriarty) "Shocking isn't it? Who'd want to hurt you ?"

• (Dr. Gregory House) "I'm almost always eventually right."

• (Dr. Gregory House) "Seen enough?"
• (Vince) "No."

• (Dr. Gregory House) "Well, I always say if you're gonna get shot, do it in a hospital."

• (Jack Moriarty) "You pretend to buck the system, pretend to be a rebel, claim to hate rules. But all you do is substitute your own rules for society's. And it's a nice, simple rule: tell the blunt, honest truth in the starkest, darkest way. And what will be, will be. What will be, should be. And everyone else is a coward. But you're wrong. It's not cowardly to not call someone an idiot. People aren't tactful or polite just because it's nice. They do it because they've got an ounce of humility. 'Cause they know that they will make mistakes. They know that their actions have consequences. And they know that those consequences are their fault. Why do you want so bad not to be human, House?"

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