Night Court Quotes

Night Court is a Sitcom that debuted in 1984 on NBC. Night Court stopped airing in 1992.

Night Court aired for 9 seasons and 193 episodes. Night Court is created by Reinhold Weege.

Night Court is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Night Court is 23-24 minutes long. Night Court is produced by Reinhold Weege and distributed by Warner Bros. Television.

The cast includes: John Astin as Buddy Ryan, Harry Anderson as Judge Harold 'Harry' T. Stone, Richard Moll as Bull Shannon, and Charlie Robinson as Mac Robinson.

Night Court Quotes

Harry Anderson as Judge Harold 'Harry' T. Stone

• (Harry Anderson) "That wasn't herb tea -- that was Herb."

• (Public Defender Liz Williams) "They're breaking the law, alright."
• (Harry Anderson) "Of gravity."

• (Harry Anderson) "If I had a dime for every woman --"
• (Assistant District Attorney Daniel Reinhold Fielding) "You could make a phone call."

Charlie Robinson as Mac Robinson

• (Charlie Robinson) "Bull has got himself a girlfriend."
• (Dan Fielding) "Really? Animal, mineral or vegetable?"

Richard Moll as Bull Shannon

• (Richard Moll) "Hi, Mac; it's not what you think."
• (Charlie Robinson) "God, I hope not."

• (Richard Moll) "Hi, guys."
• (Harry Stone) "Bull?"
• (Richard Moll) "Oh, don't worry, Your Honor. I'm just having one of those dreams where you show up to work in your underwear."
• (Harry Stone) "Bull, this isn't a dream."
• (Richard Moll) "It's not?"
• (Richard Moll) "Yikes."

• (Harry Stone) "Everyone, come quick, you have to see this."
• (Richard Moll) "It's Selma."
• (Harry Stone) "Selma, did you see that?"
• (Selma Hacker) "I saw it, all right."
• (Selma Hacker) "If you think I'm cleaning that up, you're out of your mind."

John Astin as Buddy Ryan

• (John Astin) "-- but I'm feeling MUCH better now."

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