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Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. (film) Quotes

Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. (film) is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. ended in 1970.

It features David Roessell as producer, Kevin Kiner in charge of musical score, and James Bartle as head of cinematography.

Each episode of Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. (film) is 90 minutes long. Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. (film) is distributed by Fox Broadcasting Company.

The cast includes: Tom McBeath as Jack Pincer, David Hasselhoff as Nick Fury, Neil Roberts as Alexander Goodwin Pierce, and Tracy Waterhouse as Kate Neville.

Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. (film) Quotes

David Hasselhoff as Nick Fury

  • (David Hasselhoff) "Gabe, I do not intend to spend the last few hours of my life on this planet in the Helicarrier's sick bay. I'll get that vampire's blood if I have to suck it from her neck."
  • (Andrea Von Strucker) "I will see you in Hell for this."
  • (David Hasselhoff) "We'll do lunch."
  • (David Hasselhoff) "I danced on your poisonous father's grave. I'll dance on your grave too, sweetness."
  • (David Hasselhoff) "I feel like a damn bratwurst here. Either get me out of here, or get me some mustard."
  • (Valentina de Allegro Fontaine) "Nick, what do you want me to say? That it happened too fast between us? That Clay got in the way? I got scared, I walked."
  • (David Hasselhoff) "Yeah, into someone elses bed."
  • (Valentina de Allegro Fontaine) "Well, I learned that move from you."
  • (Gail Runciter) "Is it true what women say about you?"
  • (David Hasselhoff) "Well, it depends on your talking to one of my ex-wifes or my mother."
  • (David Hasselhoff) "No takers, Pincer. Catch you on the rebound."
  • (Tom McBeath) "Don't you dare cut me off, you comic-book cowboy."
  • (Andrea Von Strucker) "An electronic lock-pick."
  • (David Hasselhoff) "Oh, there it is. I thought I left it in my other patch."
  • (David Hasselhoff) "Beauty is trust and trust is beauty. That's all ye on this Earth know and all ye need to know."
  • (Gail Runciter) "Is that part of the recognition code?"
  • (David Hasselhoff) "No, I just felt like saying it."
  • (David Hasselhoff) "Contessa Valentina de Allegro Fontaine. Quite a mouthful when you try and wrap your tongue around it. Don't let the blue blood fool ya, Pierce. Val's an old hand at the sexpionage game, aren't ya?"

Neil Roberts as Alexander Goodwin Pierce

  • (Neil Roberts) "You see, the eh, charming thing about the electronics industry, is the remarkably tidy records that they keep."
  • (Neil Roberts) "I was top of my class in advanced silent killing. I can do this in my sleep."

Tracy Waterhouse as Kate Neville

  • (Tracy Waterhouse) "You alright, Col?"
  • (David Hasselhoff) "Between you and me and the ESP chip in your head, I'm beginning to feel the effects of Viper's cocktail."

Tom McBeath as Jack Pincer

  • (Tom McBeath) "So, we meet again, Fury."
  • (David Hasselhoff) "Well, I'm not surprised, Pincer. Guys like you tend to cling to the bowl no matter how many times you flush."

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