Nice Dreams Quotes

Nice Dreams is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Nice Dreams stopped airing in 1970.

It features Howard Brown as producer, Harry Betts in charge of musical score, and Charles Correll as head of cinematography.

Nice Dreams is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Nice Dreams is 88 minutes long. Nice Dreams is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Tommy Chong as Chong, Cheech Marin as Cheech, Paul Reubens as Howie Hamburger Dude, and Stacy Keach as Sgt. Stedenko.

Nice Dreams Quotes

Tommy Chong as Chong

• (Tommy Chong) "Man, Shelock Holmes does coke."

• (Tommy Chong) "Hey, how much money do we have now?"
• (Cheech Marin) "All together?"
• (Tommy Chong) "Yeah, all together?"
• (Cheech Marin) "Let's see, mmm, uh, oh man. We have 17 million dollars."
• (Tommy Chong) "Really?"
• (Cheech Marin) "Oh wait, well um, 17, something. Who cares, were rich, man."

• (Tommy Chong) "Will you sell me some of that stuff, man?"
• (Paul Reubens) "I sell sea shells."

Cheech Marin as Cheech

• (Cheech Marin) "Yeah real funny man -- so funny I forgot to laugh --"

• (Cheech Marin) "Oh, good morning, my darling. Oh, your buds are getting so big. Soon you'll need a training bra."

• (Cheech Marin) "Hey scratch my balls man -- anybody scratch my balls."

• (Cheech Marin) "Man, I can't believe you. Every time you do coke this s*** happens."
• (Tommy Chong) "Hey, wait a minute man, how come every time I do coke you say that 'every time you do coke' thing?"

Stacy Keach as Sgt. Stedenko

• (Stacy Keach) "The only way to catch a doper is when you yourself become a smoker. The surest way to make them bleed is when you bust their ass and steal their weed."

• (Stacy Keach) "You know we can not trust our own instincts, now I want you send this down to the analyzer and have it labbed. I'll take care of it."

• (Stacy Keach) "You -- have beautiful eyes. Yes you do --"

Paul Reubens as Howie Hamburger Dude

• (Paul Reubens) "You're the guy from the hamburger train, right? Yeah, the ham-bur-"
• (Paul Reubens) "."

• (Paul Reubens) "Would you like to have a hamburger?"

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