Next Friday Quotes

Next Friday is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Next Friday ended its run in 1970.

It features Ice Cube as producer, Terence Blanchard in charge of musical score, and Christopher J. Baffa as head of cinematography.

Next Friday is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Next Friday is 98 minutes long. Next Friday is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: Don 'D.C.' Curry as Uncle Elroy, Ice Cube as Craig, Kym Whitley as Suga, Clifton Powell as Pinky, Mike Epps as Day-Day, Jacob Vargas as Joker, Ice Cube as Craig Jones, Rolando Molina as Baby Joker, Justin Pierce as Roach, Michael Blackson as African, Amy Hill as Ms. Ho-Kym, Tom Lister, Jr. as Deebo, Sticky Fingaz as Tyrone, and Michael Rapaport as Mailman.

Next Friday Quotes

Mike Epps as Day-Day

• (Mike Epps) "Fat bitches need love too, Craig."
• (Justin Pierce) "Fa Sho."

• (Mike Epps) "Ancient Chinese Secret."
• (Amy Hill) "I'm Korean, motherf***er"

• (Mike Epps) "When you going home?"

• (Mike Epps) "Yo, Pops, I didn't know you had some bitties?"

• (Mike Epps) "How'd you get out here?"
• (Ice Cube) "I walked."
• (Mike Epps) "You walked?"
• (Ice Cube) "Yeah."
• (Mike Epps) "You can't be walkin' around this white neighborhood, man. You look suspect."

• (Mike Epps) "Man, look at them tig o' bitties"

• (Mike Epps) "I've knew we've never will be together forever, you're a cool Puerto-Rican dude."
• (Rolando Molina) "Falta feria, güey"
• (Jacob Vargas) "¡QUE."
• (Jacob Vargas) "¡PINCHES HIJOS DE PUTA, CABRONES."
• (Mike Epps) "What?"
• (Jacob Vargas) "We're saying, you're f***ed ese. You're staying with us."
• (Mike Epps) "Aw man."
• (Jacob Vargas) "Baby Joker, get the duct tape homes."
• (Rolando Molina) "Orale, carnal."
• (Jacob Vargas) "It's on my bed homes, I was using it earlier."
• (Mike Epps) "s***, man."
• (Lil Joker) "Hey and you, got put your clothes back on, alright."

• (Mike Epps) "Craig, meet Miss Ho."
• (Amy Hill) "Ho-Kym, motherf***er."

• (Mike Epps) "Fat bitches need love too, Craig."
• (Justin Pierce) "Fa Sho."

• (Mike Epps) "I got the BGs"
• (Ice Cube) "What's the BGs?"
• (Mike Epps) "The bubble guts, I'm nervous and I'm bout to s*** on my self"

Clifton Powell as Pinky

• (Clifton Powell) "Day-Day -- is this your cousin?"
• (Mike Epps) "Yeah, that's my cousin --"
• (Clifton Powell) "Good, 'cause you're fired."
• (Mike Epps) "Who, me?"
• (Clifton Powell) "And Roach, you're fired too."
• (Clifton Powell) "Oh, I heard that. Say it again. Say it again."
• (Clifton Powell) "I was just about to bust a cap in your ass. Give me back my motherf***ing pistol. f*** out my store."

• (Clifton Powell) "C'mon, Young Blood. Don't kill me, man. I got a mothaf***in' girlfriend. I got a wife on the side."

Ice Cube as Craig Jones

• (Mr. Jones) "Now Craig, it's gonna be different living out here. Don't let your Uncle or your cousin get you in any s***. Now you hear me?"
• (Ice Cube) "Pops I'm grown now, can't nobody get me in trouble no more."
• (Mr. Jones) "Well I'm glad you said that son, but since you grown, don't bring your black ass back home."

• (Ice Cube) "What's that smell?"
• (Mr. Jones) "Must be your upper lip, son, I don't smell nothing."
• (Ice Cube) "Ew, I do. It smell like you didn't fall in no mud."
• (Mr. Jones) "Just use some of this spray, son."
• (Ice Cube) "Aw, Too much."
• (Ice Cube) "What's worng with this window?"
• (Mr. Jones) "It's broken, remind me to get it fixed"
• (Ice Cube) "Damn."

• (Ice Cube) "Psycho, huh? She must be worst than Left Eye from TLC or somethin'."
• (Mike Epps) "Yeah, well, this fat bitch ain't burnin'."

• (Ice Cube) "Look, we cousins and everything, but don't be hooking me up with the little sister that's bigger than the big sister."

• (Ice Cube) "You heard of El Nino?"
• (Karla Joker) "Yeah --"
• (Ice Cube) "This is El Negro. Come on down here and let me tap that ass."

• (Ice Cube) "Look, I'm your cousin an' ev'rything, but don't be hookin' me up with the little sister that's bigger than the big sister."

Tom Lister, Jr. as Deebo

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Don 'D.C.' Curry as Uncle Elroy

• (Don 'D.C.' Curry) "You family, I love you, you welcome to anything in my house. But don't let me catch you in my refrigerator, don't let me catch you with yo finger in my Suga Bowl, You feel me knockin'."

• (Mr. Jones) "I got your message, where is Craig?"
• (Don 'D.C.' Curry) ""Message"? I ain't sent you no damn MESSAGE."
• (Mr. Jones) "You didn't call the sandwich joint with an urgent message"
• (Don 'D.C.' Curry) "Hell no Willie, boy you're startin' to think like a Dog. Leaving fleas & ticks suckin' on your old-ass brain."
• (Mr. Jones) "Somebody send me a message, where is Craig & Day-Day"
• (Don 'D.C.' Curry) "I don't know. But come on in."
• (Don 'D.C.' Curry) "You know you got s*** all over the back of your ass? Hey don't sit on that couch, put some paper down."

• (Don 'D.C.' Curry) "Hey Day-Day, that crazy bitch out there again."

• (Don 'D.C.' Curry) "Negro, what the hell you doing with my woman?"
• (Ice Cube) "I don't know. I must have -- s***."
• (Don 'D.C.' Curry) "Suga? What the hell you doing with my nephew?"
• (Kym Whitley) "I'm sorry, baby. I thought it was you."
• (Don 'D.C.' Curry) "Come on, baby. I'm faded, feeling X-rated. It's Mr. Nasty Time."
• (Kym Whitley) "Mr. Nasty Time."
• (Don 'D.C.' Curry) "Mr. Nasty Time. But take it easy on my back."
• (Don 'D.C.' Curry) "Make yourself at home, nephew."

Michael Rapaport as Mailman

• (Michael Rapaport) "."
• (Michael Rapaport) "Delivery, got a delivery."
• (Ice Cube) "Who is it?"
• (Michael Rapaport) "Got a delivery. Come on smart blood. Come on I got a delivery, its kind of hot out here buddy."
• (Michael Rapaport) "Come on sparky."
• (Ice Cube) "What's up."
• (Michael Rapaport) "Nice house. I didn't expect you to answer it, but this is a fine place here. What are you, one of those uh, entertainer guys, huh. What do you play sports? What team do you play for?"
• (Ice Cube) "I play for the Cucamonga Cracker Killers. You want tickets --"
• (Michael Rapaport) "Hey don't want any trouble with you. You don't have to send your posse out here to do a 187 in my ass. Just uh, got a little mail for you to sign."
• (Michael Rapaport) "Partner."
• (Ice Cube) "What's this?"
• (Michael Rapaport) "Uh, that's what they call a delinquent property tax notice. I hope the crack killers pay well. Otherwise it's back to the ghetto you go. Uh, take it easy."

Kym Whitley as Suga

• (Kym Whitley) "Oooh, that's a fat ass."
• (Don 'D.C.' Curry) "All right, all right, all right, that's enough. s***. That's enough. Now get upstairs and put some clothes on. Go on, now."

Jacob Vargas as Joker

• (Jacob Vargas) "No more locked doors. Gracias."

• (Jacob Vargas) "Count my money or party with bitches. Hundred and fitties or big ass titties. Count the green or get in between those titties."

Sticky Fingaz as Tyrone

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Justin Pierce as Roach

• (Justin Pierce) "Knock."
• (Mike Epps) "You want me to knock?"
• (Justin Pierce) "Well knock."
• (Justin Pierce) "You're acting like a little bitch right now man, they're not gonna hear that, the music is playing."
• (Mike Epps) "Excuse me partner, that was a f***in' ghetto knock I just did."
• (Justin Pierce) "I'm gonna show you how to knock on a door."
• (Mike Epps) "Hey, hey no stop."
• (Rolando Molina) "Yeah, rub that s***."
• (Jacob Vargas) "I hear something? f***in' s***. Yeah I got to do everything around here, s***. Ruining my flow."
• (Girl #1) "Right there."
• (Jacob Vargas) "Hey you lover boys, YOU HEAR THAT s***."
• (Mike Epps) "Motherf***er you better stop, they're gonna think we're the police in there."
• (Justin Pierce) "It get's results."
• (Jacob Vargas) "The f*** do you want?"
• (Mike Epps) "We came to borrow some sugar."
• (Jacob Vargas) "Does this look like a f***in' 7-Eleven to you homes? Do you see a Red-Dot on my Forehead my friend? Do you see an ATM in the corner that doesn't work? DO YOU? NO, YOU DON'T SO f*** YOU MY FRIEND. Get the f*** outta here Day-Day, and you to, Slim Shady."
• (Mike Epps) "No problem, we're gone."
• (Justin Pierce) "Hold on, just a second, hey man you've run over my skateboard. I DON'T APPRECIATE THAT, ALL RIGHT."
• (Jacob Vargas) "What?"
• (Mike Epps) "Oh no, that's that bulls***, man it ain't like --"

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