New Waterford Girl Quotes

New Waterford Girl is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . New Waterford Girl completed its run in 1970.

It features Jennifer Kawaja as producer, Geoff Bennett in charge of musical score, and Derek Rogers as head of cinematography.

New Waterford Girl is recorded in English and originally aired in Canada. Each episode of New Waterford Girl is 97 minutes long. New Waterford Girl is distributed by Odeon Films.

The cast includes: Liane Balaban as Moonie Pottie.

New Waterford Girl Quotes

Liane Balaban as Moonie Pottie

• (Liane Balaban) "Why can't I just be alone?"
• (Francis Pottie) "All right, Mooney, go to your room."
• (Liane Balaban) "I don't have a room. I sleep in the hall, remember?"

• (Cecil Sweeney) "You know, I developed alcoholism early-on, actually. How'd you get in here?"
• (Liane Balaban) "The door guy. I'm a friend of his. How'd you get in?"
• (Cecil Sweeney) "It's recess."
• (Liane Balaban) "Hey, listen to me. They're gonna want to send me away, so save my scholarship, buddy-boy."
• (Cecil Sweeney) "What'll happen to me if you go?"
• (Liane Balaban) "You'll have to live your own life, I guess."
• (Cecil Sweeney) "-- You know that I'm in love with you?"
• (Cecil Sweeney) "pretty funny, eh?"
• (Liane Balaban) "Talk to me when you grow up."

• (Cecil Sweeney) "It's time everyone knew the truth, eh?"
• (Liane Balaban) "wha?"
• (Cecil Sweeney) "You gonna kiss me like a hero or what?"
• (Francis Pottie) "Mary Mother of God."

• (Liane Balaban) "Come on, you're going home --"
• (Felix Pottie) "I'm not listening to you. You're a slut."

• (Liane Balaban) "Since everyone in town realized that Patty wasn't just larding up from French fries, he had no choice."

• (Lou Benzoa) "This is crazy. Wish we had some sorta sign."
• (Unnamed) "This was my mother's sweater. She was wearing it when she died, after she ate a grilled-cheese sandwich."
• (Lou Benzoa) "That's not -- really helpful to us in any way, is it?"
• (Liane Balaban) "I don't think so."
• (Lou Benzoa) "He looked good, though."
• (Liane Balaban) "Yeah, he did."

• (Cecil Sweeney) "I know you'll make a great nurse someday --"
• (Liane Balaban) "I WILL."
• (Cecil Sweeney) "Go on, get outta here and study up on the purpose of the bedpan -- you're an ARTIST."
• (Liane Balaban) "I wish you'd stop saying that."

• (Liane Balaban) "Filthy Scottish coal, we line your lungs with bits of blackness. But Sydney, coal is our primary industry. When coal is used as fuel, our homes are heated with the cleanest, and efficient; HEY. COAL IS KILLING YOU ALL. And I say unto thee, those who are afraid of the power of igneous fuel will shrivel and"
• (Liane Balaban) "die from"
• (Liane Balaban) "Smoke inhalation."

• (Liane Balaban) "Lexter says it's cheaper to have her dad's wake and the wedding all in one go. Cheaper. Jesus Christ on a hotplate."

• (Liane Balaban) "Ask me anything. I know Lexter Pottie cried with happiness when they named the triplets Rudy, Joy, and Brenda. I know all the street-names. I know how to re-use a tea-bag. I know what they do up number eleven. I know how to beat the crap out of someone. I know all about God's country. Ask me anything."

• (Lou Benzoa) "Oh, I'm from The Bronx."
• (Liane Balaban) "New YORK?"
• (Lou Benzoa) "So Moonie Pottie, what's you're story?"
• (Liane Balaban) "That's the Virgin Mary --. You're not Catholic?"
• (Lou Benzoa) "-- No -- but I mean, whatever it takes, right? I love it here."
• (Liane Balaban) "-- Uh, you do?"

• (Betty-Anne Pottie) "Ya know, there's some things you're gonna have to know if you're gonna finally start going out."
• (Liane Balaban) "That's okay."
• (Betty-Anne Pottie) "No, listen to me. Like, if a guys says it's his belt buckle poking you, it isn't. It's something else."

• (Liane Balaban) "Dance classes to cultivate the natives."

• (Liane Balaban) "-- Uh, it's hot, actually."
• (Twitchy Guy) "Yeah, because it was by the STOVE."

• (Lou Benzoa) "So, you gonna give me the grand tour?"
• (Liane Balaban) "-- Okay --"
• (Liane Balaban) "My house. Your house. The main drag. Church, tavern, church, church, tavern, school, mine, road to Sydney."

• (Liane Balaban) "Lexter? -- Good luck."
• (Lexter Pottie) "Eh, you're not goin' are you?"
• (Liane Balaban) "I'll be right back."

• (Francis Pottie) "You can't even be normal in a town THIS size."
• (Liane Balaban) "-- I'm normal."

• (Liane Balaban) "I can't go."
• (Cecil Sweeney) "-- Why not?"
• (Liane Balaban) "It's breaking their hearts."
• (Cecil Sweeney) "That's normal."
• (Liane Balaban) "Not for me, it isn't."

• (Liane Balaban) "Ask me anything. I know Lexter Pottie. Cried with happiness when they named the triplets Rudy, Joy, and Brenda. I know all the street names. I know how to reuse a tea bag. I know what they do up Number Eleven. I know how to beat the crap out of someone. I know all about God's country. Ask me anything."

• (Lisa) "You ought to go vacationing in the mainland."
• (Sandra) "Yeah, ice pellets'll spike ya in the eyes."
• (Lou Benzoa) "Hey --. She's watching."
• (Liane Balaban) "-- Smart, I'll give her that."

• (Liane Balaban) "He sent my Virgin Mary essay to Montreal; it was embarrassing."

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