Never Scared Quotes

Never Scared is a Stand-up comedy that first aired in 1970 on HBO. Never Scared ended in 1970.

Never Scared is executive produced by Chris Rock.

Never Scared is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Never Scared is 80 minutes long. Never Scared is produced by CR Enterprises and distributed by HBO.

Never Scared Quotes

• (Chris Rock) "You can't just whip out a 40 year old titty that's your man's titty. That is your man's titty 40 year old titty your man's titty. 20 year old titty community titty. That's for all to see."

• (Chris Rock) "Smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick. smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick. A put a dick in her ear,dick in the ear, dick in the ear. f*** her in the eye, f*** her in the eye. f*** her in the eye, f*** her in the eye. Blind the bitch, blind the bitch --"

• (Radio Announcer) "It's time to bust a cap in that ass. WTHG, Thug Radio."

• (Chris Rock) "Here you go Shaq. Go buy yourself a bouncin' car. Bling Bling."

• (Chris Rock) "It's hard to defend "I've got hos in different area codes". It's hard to defend "Move bitch, get out the way"."
• (Chris Rock) "Well, as you can see, there's a bitch in his way, that he needs to move. Thus the term, "Move, bitch, get out the way". You need to open your eyes so you can get the bitches out of your way."

• (Chris Rock) "s***, if you wanna get away with murder, all you gotta do is shoot somebody in the head and put a demo tape in their pocket."
• (Chris Rock) "'This is a rap killing. Let's get outta here.'"

• (Chris Rock) "Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just spicin' up the activities. "Come on, tell us some of your cracky tales, please.""

• (Lil Jon) "Hey, hey. Get lower, get lower, get lower, get lower."

• (Chris Rock) "Are we so desperate for entertainment that we fall for a trickless magician? Saw a lady in half. Pull a rabbit out of a hat. Do something. What's his last trick? "I'm in a box and I ain't going to eat. I'm in a box and I ain't going to eat." That ain't no trick. That's called living in the projects."

• (Chris Rock) "They wanna get you hooked on some legal s***. They just keep on naming symptoms until they name you that you f***in' got. It's like: "Are you sad, are you lonely, you got athletes foot? Are you hot, are you cold, what you got? Ya want this pill huh, mothaf***a? You gotta take this pill." And they don't even tell you what the pill does, you see a lady on a horse, or a man in a tub -- And they just keep namin' symptoms: "Are you depressed, are you lonely, do your teeth hurt?" What the f***? I saw a commercial the other day that said, "Do you go to bed at night and wake up in the mo'nin?" "Oh s*** they got one. I got that. I'm sick, I need that pill.""

• (Chris Rock) "God forbid some brown people got wealthy -- We can't have that. Because drugs come from brown countries. We can't have no wealthy brown people. There are no wealthy black or brown people in America."

• (Chris Rock) "Wealth will set us f***ing free, okay? 'Cause wealth is empowering, wealth can uplift communities from poverty, okay? A white man gets wealthy, he builds Wal-Marts and makes other white people have some motherf***ing money. A brother gets rich, he buys some motherf***ing jewelry."

• (Chris Rock) "Affirmative action was put into place to offset policies that the United States government implemented during slavery that affect us today. Now, when I talk about slavery -- No, no, no. When I talk about slavery, I'm just talking about a period of time where black people had no rights. So we're talking the sixteen-hundreds to about nineteen-sixty four. You know, give or take a year depending on when your town decided to act right."

• (Chris Rock) "They keep trying to scare us. They keep telling us to be on the lookout for Al-Qaeda. I ain't scared of Al-Qaeda. I'm from Brooklyn -- I don't give a f*** about Al-Qaeda, man. s***, motherf*** Al-Qaeda. s***. Did Al-Qaeda blow up the building in Oklahoma? NO. Did Al-Qaeda put anthrax in your mail? NO. Did Al-Qaeda drag James Byrd onto the street till his eyeballs popped out of his f***in' head? NO. I ain't scared of Al-Qaeda. I'm scared of Al-Cracka."

• (Chris Rock) "America is the only place where people go hunting on a full stomach."

• (Chris Rock) "What is up with Kobe going to Colorado, around all these white people, not bringing Johnnie Cochran?"
• (Chris Rock) "You gotta bring him to that s***. Johnnie would knock that s*** out in two weeks."

• (Chris Rock) "If drugs were legalized, there would be a drug spot in every corner. It wouldn't be a Starbucks. It'd be Weedbucks. McDonald's? McCokeald's. Krispy Kreme? Kracky Kreme. Krispy Kreme Donuts are so good, if I told you it had crack in it, you would be like, "I knew it was something in there. These donuts are too good. Got me going there at 4 o'clock in the morning going, "Come on, man, open up. Let me have at least one donut. I'll do anything. I'll suck your dick." That should be the new slogan. Krispy Kreme: So good, you'll suck a dick."

• (Chris Rock) "You know 'the stripper myth.' The stripper myth is: 'I'm stripping to pay my tuition.' No you're not. There's no strippers in college. There's no clear heels in biology. s***, I didn't know they had a college that only took one-dollar bills. If they've got so many strippers in college, how come I never got a smart lap dance? I never got a girl that sat on my lap and said 'if I was you, I would diversify my portfolio. You know, ever since the end of the Cold War, I find NATO obsolete.' I haven't met her yet. If I do, she's gonna get a big tip."

• (Chris Rock) "If it's all white, it's all right."

• (Chris Rock) "Women ain't gonna let a thing like sense f*** up they argument."

• (Chris Rock) "Bush did some things you could never get away with at your job. When Bush started his job, there was a budget surplus. Now there's like a $70 trillion deficit. Now just imagine you worked at the Gap. You're closing out your register and it's $70 trillion short. The average person would get in trouble for that. Then he started a war? Now just imagine you worked at the Gap. You're $70 trillion behind on your register and you start a war with Banana Republic because you know they're selling better tank tops than you. So now you've got employees bleeding all over the khakis. Then you finally take over Banana Republic and you find out they never made tank tops in the first place."

• (Chris Rock) "I'm f***in done. What the f***? Another kid? Another -- That's like another dead white woman showing up at O.J.'s house, and O.J. going "I know what you're thinking -- " Michael Jackson going to jail. Oh, it's going to be a sad sight when Michael Jackson's going to jail. Oh, we going to shed a tear when Michael Jackson going to jail. We're not going to be sad the day he goes in. We're gonna be sad a month later. When that perm grows out of hair. The s***s all nappy and gray. His face is all f***ed up because it dont got the Crayola people to fix his face nowhere. That's a f***in sad ass sight."

• (Chris Rock) "Janet done lost her damn mind, whipping out a titty on a Sunday afternoon. A titty on a Sunday afternoon. 40 year old titty? Your man's titty. 20 year old titty? Community titty."

• (Chris Rock) "Women HATE women. You get any two girlfriends in this room, been girlfriends for 25 years, you put a man in between them, "f*** that bitch," "f*** that bitch." Guys are not like that. Guys actually think that there are other fish in the sea, and if a guy introduces his boy to his new girlfriend, and when they walk away, his boy goes, "Aww man, she's nice, I gotta get me a girl LIKE that." If a woman introduces her new man to her girlfriend, and they walk away, her girlfriend goes "I gotta get HIM, and I will slit that bitch's throat to do it." Every girl in here got a girlfriend they don't trust around their man."

• (Chris Rock) "The government doesn't give a f*** about your safety. They sell guns at Walmart, they don't give a f*** about you."

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