Never Been Kissed Quotes

Never Been Kissed is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Never Been Kissed ended its run in 1970.

It features Sandy Isaac as producer, David Newman (composer) in charge of musical score, and Alex Nepomniaschy as head of cinematography.

Never Been Kissed is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Never Been Kissed is 107 minutes long. Never Been Kissed is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Drew Barrymore as Josie Geller, Octavia Spencer as Cynthia, Michael Vartan as Sam, Jeremy Jordan as Guy Perkins, John C. Reilly as Sera, David Arquette as Rob Geller, Jordan Ladd as Gibby Zerefski, Leelee Sobieski as Aldys, Marley Shelton as Kristin Davis, Katie Lansdale as Tracy, Jessica Alba as Kirsten Liosis, and Sean Whalen as Merkin.

Never Been Kissed Quotes

David Arquette as Rob Geller

• (David Arquette) "All you need is for one person to think you're cool, and you're in. Everyone else will be scared to question it."

• (David Arquette) "I can recognize a cry for help when I see one."
• (Drew Barrymore) "Hear one."
• (David Arquette) "Whatever."

Michael Vartan as Sam

• (Michael Vartan) "All I can tell you is that when you're my age, guys will be lined up around the corner for you."
• (Drew Barrymore) "You have to say that because you're my teacher."
• (Michael Vartan) "Actually, I shouldn't say that because I'm your teacher."

• (Michael Vartan) "Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to get here."
• (Drew Barrymore) "I know what you mean."

• (Michael Vartan) "Hi -- are you here for the Sex Talk?"
• (Anita Olesky) "Ooo -- I like a man who gets right to the point."
• (Michael Vartan) "Are you Pam?"
• (Anita Olesky) "-- If you say so."
• (Michael Vartan) "Ok Class, this is Pam, she is going to lead us today in our Sex Talk."
• (Anita Olesky) "I what. No, I what. H-Hi I'm P-Pam. Sex. Yes well Sex. What do you say about sex really. You like a guy -- you do it with him -- sometimes he calls, sometimes he doesn't"
• (Anita Olesky) "Oooo."

Drew Barrymore as Josie Geller

• (Drew Barrymore) "That thing, that moment, when you kiss someone and everything around becomes hazy and the only thing in focus is you and this person and you realize that that person is the only person that you're supposed to kiss for the rest of your life, and for one moment you get this amazing gift and you want to laugh and you want to cry because you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared that that it will go away all at the same time."
• (Octavia Spencer) "Damn girl -- you are a writer."

• (Drew Barrymore) "Somebody once said, "To write well, you have to write what you know." Well, here is what I know --"

• (Drew Barrymore) "Rob, your not going to believe it, I made friends with a whole table of rastafari. Not just one, a whole table -- You know what's a weird word? Fork. Oh my God, someone ate my entire pie. I don't know how that happened."

• (Drew Barrymore) "I'm not Josie Grossie anymore."

• (James Rigfort) "You. What's your name?"
• (Drew Barrymore) "J-Jo-Josie --"
• (James Rigfort) "Jose?"
• (Drew Barrymore) "Josie Geller."

• (Drew Barrymore) "The right guy, he's out there. I'm just not gonna go kiss a whole bunch of losers to get to him."
• (Anita Olesky) "Yeah, but you know what? Sometimes kissing losers can be a really fun diversion."

• (Drew Barrymore) "You know, Adelie penguins, they spend their whole lives looking for that one other penguin and when they meet them, they know. And they spend the rest of their lives together."
• (Katie Lansdale) "But I'm not a penguin."
• (Michael Vartan) "It's an analogy."
• (Drew Barrymore) "Excuse me. I have to go die now."

Jeremy Jordan as Guy Perkins

• (Jeremy Jordan) "All right, all right. Josie."
• (John C. Reilly) "That's not a theme."
• (Jeremy Jordan) "Thank you -- No, Josie will have the answer."

• (Jeremy Jordan) "Hi, I'm Guy."
• (Drew Barrymore) "Yes, you are a guy. Quite a guy. Oh my. Hey, that rhymes. Yikes. Bikes."
• (Jeremy Jordan) "Are you in special-ed? I mean, are you?"
• (Marley Shelton) "A Geek?"
• (Jordan Ladd) "You totally just said that out load."

• (Jeremy Jordan) "You're not seriously trying to hang out with us at the court, are you Alpo?"
• (Leelee Sobieski) "Ooh, cheap wine coolers and a fire in a trash can."
• (Leelee Sobieski) "Where do I sign up?"

Jordan Ladd as Gibby Zerefski

• (Jordan Ladd) "You totally ripped off my Malibu Barbie idea."
• (Jessica Alba) "Nuh-uh, I'm Disco Barbie."
• (Marley Shelton) "And I'm Evening Wear Barbie."

• (Jordan Ladd) "What is the one thing that could ruin my senior prom?"
• (Marley Shelton) "That you would trip on your Barbie heels and I'd be named prom queen -- Did I just say that out loud?"

Leelee Sobieski as Aldys

• (Leelee Sobieski) "Oh my God, like, there goes another lemming."

• (Leelee Sobieski) "-- and I want to go to NorthWestern."
• (Drew Barrymore) "Oh my Gosh. I went there."
• (Leelee Sobieski) "For what?"
• (Drew Barrymore) "-- To go to the bathroom once. They have really nice facilities."

Sean Whalen as Merkin

• (Sean Whalen) "I'm just a little tense. This whole office is not Feng Shui. All the desks are facing evil."

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