Neighbors (1981 film) Quotes

Neighbors (1981 film) is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Neighbors ended its run in 1970.

It features Richard D. Zanuck as producer, Bill Conti in charge of musical score, and Gerald Hirschfeld as head of cinematography.

Neighbors (1981 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Neighbors (1981 film) is 94 minutes long. Neighbors (1981 film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Cathy Moriarty as Ramona, Dan Aykroyd as Vic, John Belushi as Earl Keese, Tim Kazurinsky as Pa Greavy, Kathryn Walker as Enid Keese, Igors Gavon as Chic, and Tino Insana as Perry Greavy.

Neighbors (1981 film) Quotes

John Belushi as Earl Keese

• (John Belushi) "Say, what does that say on your arm?"
• (John Belushi) ""Born to party.""
• (Dan Aykroyd) "It's the way I live, babe. Here, have a cigar. Heheh."

• (John Belushi) "This is crazy -- but there's something so right about it."

• (John Belushi) "I thought I'd be able to defend myself."
• (Kathryn Walker) "Not so loud, Earl."
• (John Belushi) "What's the matter? Afraid we're gonna disturb the neighbors? These ARE the god**** neighbors."
• (Dan Aykroyd) "Calm yourself, Earl. I'm not gonna take you to court. That'd make for bad blood. We don't want any bad blood, especially since we'll be living next door to you for a long, long time."

• (John Belushi) "Hello, Chic? It's Earl."
• (Igors Gavon) "Earl. Earl who?"
• (John Belushi) "Hey, no jokes, will ya? I need the name of that locksmith you used that time. I broke a key off. I got two lunatics locked in my basement."
• (Igors Gavon) "What? What did you say?"
• (Dan Aykroyd) "I said blow it out your ass, wimp."
• (Igors Gavon) "Is somebody on this line?"
• (Dan Aykroyd) "Just you and me, asshole."
• (John Belushi) "That bastard's on the phone."
• (Igors Gavon) "Well you called me, didn't ya?"
• (John Belushi) "Not you."
• (Dan Aykroyd) "Me."
• (John Belushi) "Get off the line, Vic."
• (Igors Gavon) "Who's Vic?"
• (John Belushi) "He lives next door."
• (Dan Aykroyd) "Nobody lives next door, Earl."
• (Igors Gavon) "That's right."
• (John Belushi) "Christ."
• (Dan Aykroyd) "Earl, have you been drinking?"
• (Igors Gavon) "What the hell is going on?"
• (John Belushi) "Never mind, forget it."
• (Dan Aykroyd) "And don't ever call here again."

Dan Aykroyd as Vic

• (Dan Aykroyd) "Believe me, I know women; upside down and backwards, which is not a bad way to know 'em, huh?"

• (Dan Aykroyd) "We haven't any children, unless Ramona just pumped one out and didn't tell me about it."

• (Dan Aykroyd) "You touched my brick?"

• (Dan Aykroyd) "Stay here on the outer limits of the dead end zone? Nothing personal, but life at the end of the road just ain't for Captain Vic and Empress Ramona. Sorry folks, but you can color us gone."

• (Dan Aykroyd) "In light of Earl's feelings, I think it would be best if we left."
• (Kathryn Walker) "Oh, no, no. Sit down, sit down. Let's finish this magnificent meal. Don't worry about Earl. He'll get over his feelings."
• (Dan Aykroyd) "He spurned my sauce."
• (Kathryn Walker) "No, he loves your sauce. He's just jealous, he can't cook."

• (Dan Aykroyd) "We might have had a wonderful relationship. But then, as Arthur Bremer once said: "How many things go right in this crazy world?"."

• (Dan Aykroyd) "We're waiting, or do I have to pound it out of you?"
• (John Belushi) "Don't ever speak to me like that in my own house."
• (Dan Aykroyd) "Why would I?"
• (John Belushi) "You just did."
• (Dan Aykroyd) "I didn't mean anything; it's just something a guy says."
• (John Belushi) "I never say it."
• (Dan Aykroyd) "I don't blame you."

• (Dan Aykroyd) "We'll get your jacket later. Right now, take me to THE SWAMP."

• (Dan Aykroyd) "Well, I can think of a problem that's a good deal more important and you, as a parent, are ignoring it completely."
• (John Belushi) "What?"
• (Dan Aykroyd) "What is Elaine doing about sex? Is she getting probed?"
• (Dan Aykroyd) "That was very foolish, Earl. And it could get ya' snuffed."

• (Dan Aykroyd) "Old Earl here was worried about Baby."
• (Kathryn Walker) "Oh, he's no trouble at all. He's a perfect gentleman. You can leave him with me anytime you want."
• (Dan Aykroyd) "Don't worry, I will."
• (Kathryn Walker) "They spoil him awfully."
• (Dan Aykroyd) "Well, I want him to have every advantage I was denied as a young dog."

• (Dan Aykroyd) "Ramona and I haven't eaten all day. We could eat a baby's butt through a park bench."

• (Dan Aykroyd) "Hey Earl, want some of your daughter's panties? They come in four flavors; banana, peach, mint and, of course, CHERRY."

Cathy Moriarty as Ramona

• (Cathy Moriarty) "I don't care about your weight or your false teeth."
• (John Belushi) "I haven't got false teeth."
• (Cathy Moriarty) "I'm sorry, I guess they just look false."

• (Cathy Moriarty) "You should have slipped it through the mail slot while you had the chance, Earl."

• (Cathy Moriarty) "I was real friendly with a boy named Earl once; well, twice really."

• (Cathy Moriarty) "God, does it always shrivel up like that when you shower?"

• (Cathy Moriarty) "He tried to pork me."
• (John Belushi) "Pork you? What?"
• (Cathy Moriarty) "You know you did."
• (John Belushi) "I swear, I never touched her."
• (Cathy Moriarty) "Well, I wasn't born with your hand in my bush."
• (John Belushi) "Enid -- help me."

• (Cathy Moriarty) "Now, I'm just going to go under the covers and take a little inventory. Promise you won't go away."
• (John Belushi) "You're really wonderful."
• (Cathy Moriarty) "That's what I've been trying to tell you. Is it so hard having your fantasies come to life?"

Kathryn Walker as Enid Keese

• (Kathryn Walker) "Vic, what did you say is in a pile driver?"
• (Dan Aykroyd) "Italian Galliano for passion, Irish Mist for love and Russian vodka for endurance."

Tim Kazurinsky as Pa Greavy

• (Tim Kazurinsky) "Well, I hear you got a whore in there."
• (John Belushi) "Who told you that?"
• (Tim Kazurinsky) "That's what I heard."
• (John Belushi) "Well, you heard wrong."
• (Tim Kazurinsky) "You ain't got a whore in there?"
• (John Belushi) "No."
• (Tim Kazurinsky) "Wouldn't know where I could find one?"
• (John Belushi) "Of course not."
• (Tim Kazurinsky) "One shows up, let me know?"

Tino Insana as Perry Greavy

• (Tino Insana) "How would you like your nuts nailed to your forehead, huh?"

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